Saturday, February 27, 2010
A number of players, including 18-year-old superstar Marie-Philip Poulin, were drinking alcohol on the ice following the team's 2-0 defeat of the United States. (The legal drinking age in BC is 19.)
Players lingered for more than 70 minutes after the awards ceremony reveling in the arena, which was empty except for media and arena staff.
Friday, February 26, 2010
MEP and UKIP leader Nigel Farage on Wednesday delivered another major tirade against EU President Herman van Rompuy during a debate in the European Parliament. Farage highlighted the undemocratic fashion in which van Rompuy came to power and the effect he’s had on Europe since.
He noted, too, that Greece has been reduced to nothing more than a “protectorate.” Farage added that Van Rompuy had the “charisma of a damp rag” and the appearance of a “low-grade bank clerk” and asked by what process he could be removed from office.
Belgium managed to run itself as dysfunctional as usual without a government for almost nine months. That tells you all you need to know about politics.
Just asking.....but has anybody ever seen van Rompey and a Goleb from Lord of the Rings in the same room?
It also points out the fact that the form used to collect jobs data from ARRA Stimulus Funds Recipients does not ask for clarification concerning the fact of whether or not the job position would have continued as a result of the stimulus funds or not.
An example of the abusive reporting techniques used by the Congressional Budget Office came to light in January when it was revealed that the California State University system reported over 21,000 jobs saved, but admitted later that those jobs were never in jeopardy even without the Government Stimulus.
CBO has estimated the law’s impact on employment and economic output using a theoretical process which they term "evidence." But by the confessions made by the CBO throughout the report; this so-called evidence is nothing more than speculation at best.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
The hypocrisy is undeniable here. What a parade of losers! LAWYERS, LIARS, thieves, recipients of “sweetheart” deals, global warming believing hucksters, Marxists, hipocrits, murderers and, oh yes, hair plug recipients. Beware of slick talking con artists who tell the gullible what they think they want to hear.
Boy, did that “Hope and Change” Kool-Aid work well! This needs to played on a continuous stream for us while we’re sitting in over crowded waiting rooms waiting for our ration of “health care” and praying that we don’t die first.
If I wasn't actually watching this I wouldn't believe it could happen. Back in the day...we were just hoping to catch some cheerleader doing a high leg kick who forgot to put the panties on...Now days nothing gets the student body more fired up than a sexually-suggestive dance between two teachers eh?
Welcome to Winnipeg Manitoba, where a couple of teachers decided that a pep rally would be the perfect time to give their students a quick lesson in Sex Ed.
During the rally, one student captured two of the school's teachers performing a sexually suggestive dance in the middle of the gym floor, which they have since titled "Two Teachers, One Chair." With the music blasting and the female teacher seated on the chair watch the video to see what happened.
I'm sure these kids know what a lap dance is....you'd probably find way more porn on their ipod's than this little dance, it's just mind numbing to think you'd get two teachers to go along with this.
Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.
At this time I would like to officially go on record and say that I have never crapped my pants. If you ever do think you might crap your pants...it would be a good idea to not order the Dutch version of the mega-taco plate just before you are going to conduct a live interview.
And those white pants....definitely a deal killer.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
To the French, fellatio and cigarettes are the same thing. "To smoke is to become the slave of tobacco" reads the tagline, roughly. Glad they didn't go for the other kind of slavery, but there's a lot going on here, so it's best just to take this one at face value.
Also, this explains why the French are always smoking and why the ad probably encourages smoking rather than preventing it.
Along with other Taste of Minnesota-type treats, Target Field concessions will also be serving pork chops on a stick and wild rice soup...not on a stick.
A Rooftop to Hang Out On... like Fenway's Green Monster and rooftops at Wrigley, The Budweiser Roof Deck above the stands in the left-field corner...and it has a fire pit which will come in handy for those April games.
There's even a pub named "573" in honor of Harmon Killebrew's career number of taters.
While the stars of the Winter Olympics busy themselves competing in so-called 'proper sports' (and figure skating), 30 male and female competitors, clad only in underwear, bounced their way down a 100 metre track on sledges to the approval of huge crowds. More than 14,000 spectators turned out to watch the eye-popping event where 30 male and female competitors bounced along a 100 metre track on sledges.
It was very cold and because of that, some of those girls would definitely have had a bit of an advantage in a photo finish.
Why is this not an Olympic sport?....imagine the TV ratings?
The event came after officials in another German town tried to put a stop to Germany's first ever topless tobogganing championships, after the mayor said he was 'offended' by the spectacle.
Top Ten Reasons Why Homer Simpson Should Be The Next President…
I’m smarter than the last guy
With an oval office, I can’t bump into anything
Fox News is already on my side
I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job
I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions
I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts
I will be the Secretary of Donuts
My middle name isn’t Hussein… Anymore
My vice president will be Mayor McCheese
Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you’re in
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
If you’ve ever been confused on the proper care and protection of your “banana”, worry no more. With instructions on how to unload promptly, store carefully, display carefully, handle gently and a full color chart.
A Danish curler was brought to tears after a boisterous Canadian crowd intentionally distracted her during crucial shots in her team's match against Canada. With the crowd stomping and making deafening noise, Denmark skip Madeleine Dupont missed two potentially game-winning shots and tearfully blamed the fans for it afterward. Canada won the match 5-4 in an extra end.
Monday, February 22, 2010
This is the pulloff at SR 61 and Adamsdale Road in Pennsylvania
The deer was hit there.
The couch was dumped there previously.
Day two the deer was on the couch.
Day three the end table and lamp showed up.
Day four the TV and TV stand showed up.
The Trooper had to call PENN DOT and wait because of all the people stopping to take pictures. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE SIGN.
The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads,
"Sorry Hunters. Obama ruined healthcare.
We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience.
Sorry, the deer."
This Brett Favre tribute song has been making its way around. Blistering lyrics like “Chose by Atlanta, but not for looong-oh-ooong-oh-ooong” really take this freight train of brilliance to the house. Brett Favre has returned to glory.
Take that eh?......you hosers. A sign at Canada Hockey Place read, “This is our game.” But the U.S. came into Canada's home rink and stole it.
The win was the first for the U.S. over Canada since 1960 in Squaw Valley when they won gold and it means the Americans will get a bye in the first round of the medal playoffs.
It was fun to watch and it's fun to rip on the Canucks..... but it really isn’t that huge of an upset like the media would like you to believe. Trust me...Canada wanted it badly though. The U.S. was outshoot 2-1, but couldn't dent Miller. There is a lack of chemistry on these teams since there is zero practice time, so whoever gets the hot goalie play can usually ride that.
They've got a kick ass fight song....but it didn't do them much good.
Bonus Video....Ovechkin wallpapers Jagr
Just a month after a billboard mysteriously popped up in Minnesota featuring a photograph of a smiling George W. Bush with the question "Miss Me Yet?," online sales of bumper stickers and T-shirts featuring the Bush-friendly slogan are up. Way up.
The site CafePress, which peddles political gear of all partisan stripes, reports that "Miss Me Yet?" merchandise is selling at a rate of 500 items per day. Ten of the "Miss Me Yet" items were CafePress best sellers this week.
Wanna know what's not popular? Anything featuring Captain Bullshit and his once ubiquitous campaign slogans of hope and change and Unicorns and Skittles....... are nowhere on the company's top 10 list.
Want some more proof the honeymoon is over?
The 'Obama' shop in Union Station (Washington, D.C.) has been closed.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Life doesn’t always play out this way...so when some gangsta wannabe gets a beat down on a bus by an old dude with an epic beard, I'm just glad someone has a cell phone to capture it all on video.
Friday, February 19, 2010
I'm so glad he apologized. I can't wait until all hundred and twenty million adulterers in this country also broadcast their apologies, too, so can we can get that over with and then maybe get back to the news. Oh wait, this is the news.
What on earth does he have to apologize to us for, he's not a public official? For having sex with women? Guys do what guys do because of the way that they're made. And getting mad at a young, rich, famous athlete for having sex with a bunch of women who have made themselves readily available is like getting mad at cats for eating birds or dogs for barking. Tiger's behavior is an average week for alot of pro athletes.....the only question here, is what the hell did he get married for. If not for that...there is no story here. Pretty easy for most people to condemn when they'll never have the opportunity to begin with.
He should have gotten some advice about bangin stray's from Derek Jeter years ago....now this is an impressive list people....with pictures.
Jack Soda sends the kids hormones through the roof, as he has a rather busty babe open the bottle for him.
This is in the upcoming feature film Repo Men.
film's promotional site: www.theunioncares.com.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
The electric Zambonis — part of Canada’s attempt at a green Vancouver Olympics — failed multiple times this evening, causing a massive delay in in the middle of the Men’s 500-meter speedskating event.
The Canadian-built electric ice resurfacers used at the Richmond Olympic Oval are supposed to help the environment but it cost the second half of the 500M speedskating pairs after one ice-resurfacing machine couldn’t properly clean the ice. Then a second machine failed. Then they brought in a third and it, too, screwed up the course.
With speeds of up to 40 MPH reached on the ice, the rutted and uneven surface was considered too dangerous to skate on. It was eventually fixed but American Shani Davis, prepping himself for a gold medal run in the 1,000-meter, decided to withdraw.
Three electric Olympia machines were used, and none did the job. Now those things, along with their batteries, will probably end up on a scrap heap somewhere, and the Vancouver Olympics organizers are airlifting in a good ol’ gas-powered Zamboni from Calgary so there are no more long delays at the rink. “Carbon neutral” baby..... I can feel it getting warmer outside already.
Yeah, let’s put the greenies in charge of the whole world!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
The Norwegian team originally planned to wear the outfit for training, but considering the rock star status that curlers have in Vancouver... it might become permanent.
Personally, I think they're awesome. I see no problem with curlers bringing a little style, or lack of it.... to game.
My only concern is that the pants might have some sort of negative John Daley psychological impact on the curlers. The last thing these Norwegians need is to develop an addiction to white trash women, Diet Coke and Marlboros.
CAUTION: This video contains an extremely grisly sequence. NSFW
If you listen to the tape or watch the video, it’s clear that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed understood the difference between information he surrendered while under duress and information he volunteered while not under duress, stating four times that he felt no force or coercion to offer his confession.
got it from My Thompson Gitmo