Showing posts with label george bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label george bush. Show all posts

Monday, November 01, 2010

A Standing Ovation for Bush at the World Series



This was great TV.... a standing ovation and the crowd roaring as George Bush 41 and George Bush 43 walked to the mound together last night to throw out the first pitch at the World Series. Too bad more weren't watching as the faith in the Rangers has waned a bit....third worst ratings ever for a World Series game.

Then he throws a strike to Nolan Ryan. Nice pitch. No girly pants or mommy jeans either. This is what an American President looks like. Captain Bullshit only pitches WAY outside and left...... and he throws like a girl.....and when i say girl, I'm not talkin Jenny Finch here.

They actually showed Barbara in the stands "scoring" the game....can you imagine MOOchelle doing that? I miss America. Let’s take it back tomorrow. Is everybody psyched?

Lest you forget....do you notice a slight difference in these two deliveries?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

More Miss Me Yet

Another "Miss Me Yet" billboard has been spotted, this time in Ennis, Texas off I-45 and 287. If you happen to be one of those that ‘doesn’t get it’, well...... nothing can be written to explain it to you.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Chucklehead Joe Biden drops the F-BOMB (video)

Just before a press conference to announce Captain Bullshit's signing of the health care reform bill on Tuesday morning....you had to know if was a major event.....it would call for a major screwup from Chucklehead Joe, the Captains high functioning retard Vice President.

Never missing an opportunity to go full retard when the stakes are high, Joey never lets us down...dropping an F-bomb on national TV. He leans over to congratulate the Captain on his healthcare abortion and says “This is a big f#@king deal,” in Obama’s ear as the pair do that phony liberal embrace.

Normally I'd be a little upset about all this...but this whole event had all the dignity of a Mafia sitdown to begin with. What's sad is Joe's IQ is actually much higher than the average liberal.

Because you won't see it on the mainstream media, like everytime Bush screwed up, here's some brilliant comedy for your day.

In fact, Biden's F-bomb gaffe now tops my list of the Top 10 Joe Biden Gaffes of All Time.

Very tough to reduce it to 10, because of the shear amount of material.... Top 10 Barack Obama Gaffes

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wanna see the 'pulse' of America?

Drive down the highways these days.....and this is what you get. When insurance guys will go out on a limb like the guy pictured below, and not be afraid of losing business....I think that says it all.
Look for Pelosi to try and sneak a law through chambers outlawing any kind of billboard deemed offensive to the annointed one.











Just so you know.....I'm the president....and my name is Captain Bullshit

I think these two pictures make some kind of statement! Here is what your narcissist in chief needed to set up in order to talk to a few 6th grade school children. Not much room for the kids there Captain. Still needs the Teleprompters to talk to 11 year olds, (and the Presidential seal to make sure they know “I’m the President”).

The secret service guy in back keeps eyes out for any terrorist-type-11-year-old with tea partying parents. Take a good look at the set-up.

Here's what the last guy needed

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Want some real hope and change?...Ronald Reagan

Remember real hope and change? That's the message accompanying a big portrait of former President Ronald Reagan on a billboard along I-94 in Albertville, Minnesota.....about 30 miles away from where the very popular George Bush "Miss me yet?" billboard sprang up last month.

As usual the mainstream media....CBS in this case, refuses to believe it's not photoshop. More of the MSM's.... if you don't like the story, try and bury it, school of journalism. Evidently their 60 person Sarah Palin investigative unit hasn't had the the time to drive by and check it out. A report and picture from SCSU Scholars who actually drove by it.

Monday, February 22, 2010

They really do miss George....

They miss him. They really, really miss him.

Just a month after a billboard mysteriously popped up in Minnesota featuring a photograph of a smiling George W. Bush with the question "Miss Me Yet?," online sales of bumper stickers and T-shirts featuring the Bush-friendly slogan are up. Way up.

The site CafePress, which peddles political gear of all partisan stripes, reports that "Miss Me Yet?" merchandise is selling at a rate of 500 items per day. Ten of the "Miss Me Yet" items were CafePress best sellers this week.

Wanna know what's not popular? Anything featuring Captain Bullshit and his once ubiquitous campaign slogans of hope and change and Unicorns and Skittles....... are nowhere on the company's top 10 list.

Want some more proof the honeymoon is over?
The 'Obama' shop in Union Station (Washington, D.C.) has been closed.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

GOP Valentines Cards is the #2 topic at Google Trends.....maybe they are finally growing a spine. If you’d like to send a GOP Valentine’s card to your friends and loved ones, or perhaps a Captain Bullshit supporter.... Go here and make your own.

A tip from Dustin


Tuesday, February 09, 2010

George Bush "MISS ME YET" billboard pops up in Minnesota

Somebody has a real sense of humor and a wallet to match. This billboard of Bush went up in Wyoming, Minnesota on I-35, just north of Minneapolis/St.Paul and no one seems to know who paid for it.

Wouldn’t it be funny if this billboard started cropping up everywhere like the Obama Socialist poster? Not even bluestate Minnesota is safe for the hopey-changers. Oh look!!......Obama's already putting up his own billboards....and blaming Bush.


President Spend-a-lot’s approval numbers hit a new low today. Just 44% of registered voters approve of Obama’s job as president....hell, I'm starting to miss Clinton.


Friday, January 22, 2010

Air America is dead! It's George Bush's fault!


Air America was still on the air? Who knew? Add them to the list of Things That Officially Sucked.....but what are their 5 listeners going to do now?

Gee, and I was worried I wouldn't have anything to get excited about this week. The moonbat lefties always have the rest of the media to get their spoon fed talking points I guess.

It is with the greatest regret, on behalf of our Board, that we must announce that Air America Media is ceasing its live programming operations as of this afternoon, and that the Company will file soon under Chapter 7 of the Bankruptcy Code to carry out an orderly winding-down of the business.

The very difficult economic environment has had a significant impact on Air America’s business. This past year has seen a “perfect storm” in the media industry generally. National and local advertising revenues have fallen drastically, causing many media companies nationwide to fold or seek bankruptcy protection.

The perfect storm eh? I don't think Rush, Hannity, Beck etc.... are doing too bad with ratings. Funny thing with liberals.....the moonbats always think it's the messenger......never the message. When you're entire programming consists of blaming Bush.....that ain't getting you ratings Skippy.

Also a perfect example of any business run by liberals. Without government support, they can't stay afloat. (see PBS). They can't generate any revenue.....but they have no problem spending the shit out of yours.

Monday, January 18, 2010

The Miracle in Massachusetts

Crazy Coakly pisses off UPS

The Boston Herald reports that Coakley has also managed to piss off "shipping giant UPS".

Atlanta-based United Parcel Service, known for its brown trucks, demanded yesterday that the Massachusetts Democratic Party, which is listed as paying for the pamphlet, stop distributing it.

The mailer asks "What can Brown do to you?" It shows Scott Brown dressed up as a UPS driver and says, "He can reward corporations that ship your job overseas just like George W. Bush."

Jon Keller does a little analysis at The Wall Street Journal: The Backlash Is Coming! The Backlash Is Coming! - "...Tellingly, the usually-demure Ms. Coakley has been scorching Mr. Brown with a tired strategy out of the Obama campaign playbook, linking him to "the failed policies of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney." Mr. Brown counters by linking Ms. Coakley to Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Deval Patrick--people actually in power..."

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Bush's poll numbers about even with Obama's

Perhaps the greatest measure of Obama's declining support is that just 50% of voters now say they prefer having him as President to George W. Bush, with 44% saying they'd rather have his predecessor.

Given the horrendous approval ratings Bush showed during his final term that's somewhat of a surprise and an indication that voters are increasingly placing the blame on Obama for the country's difficulties instead of giving him space because of the tough situation he inherited.

The closeness in the Obama/Bush numbers also has implications for the 2010 elections. Using the Bush card may not be particularly effective for Democrats anymore, which is good news generally for Republicans and especially ones like Rob Portman who are running for office and have close ties to the former President.


Ohhhhhh......the sounds of liberal heads exploding!!!!!

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Bush vs Obama and the troops



No comments needed...this says it all

Hillary Clinton arrives in Brussels looking like a Weebil















Hillary Clinton has just arrived in Brussels on her first trip to Europe as US Secretary of State...evidently representing the Weebil Party. That ass has gotten so big if you knocked her down...she would roll right up again. And what the hell is that lots o’ lace jacket? A token nod to the Belgian lace lobby?
Prince is going to be outraged, when he finds out Hil stole his jacket.
Hilary's here to make nice with Europe...or reconnect the United States with the continent after tensions with the Bush administration she says. Were there European tensions with the Bush Administration?? Well blow me down, who'd have thought.
Here she is shaking hands with Belgian Foreign Minister Karl De Gucht. Karl is positively elated that an American knows where Belgium is!

Gordon Brown said that this was the most "pro-American European leadership in living memory - a leadership that wants to cooperate more closely together in order to cooperate more closely with you".

He must be thinking of some other Europe. The Europe we see is one totally incapable of coordinated action, where protectionist instincts are every bit as strong as in the US and which at last weekend's summit in Brussels split into two hostile camps".
Times FT

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Belgian 'al Qaeda cell' linked to 2006 airline plot



A CNN documentary, One Woman's War, broadcast on Tuesday evening claims that the alleged cell had high-level links to al-Qaeda. The shocking story of Malika el Aroud, a Belgian-Moroccan woman convicted of running a Web site promoting terrorism.

An alleged terrorist cell arrested as Gordon Brown prepared to meet European leaders in Brussels is said to have connections to the highest levels of al-Qaeda, it can be revealed. The cell was suspected of being directed by a senior al-Qaeda planner.

According to Belgian counter-terrorism sources, the group was radicalised by a woman whose former husband has links to Abu Qatada, the radical preacher in jail in Britain. Belgian police rounded up the alleged cell as European leaders gathered in the Belgian capital for a two-day summit in December to discuss the economic crisis and climate change.

Johan Delmulle, the Federal Prosecutor, claimed one suspect had "received the green light to carry out an operation from which he was not expected to come back" and added: "This information, linked to the fact that a European summit is getting underway at this moment in Brussels, left us no choice but to take action."

The group of five men and a woman was only charged with membership of a terrorist organisation because investigators were unable to positively identify their target.



Friday, January 30, 2009

Is George Bush still in the White House?

Obama approaches a window of the Oval Office, instead of the door, shown to the right.

I suppose we have to cut him a break, as the Obamassiah is used to doors just opening automatically when his holiness arrives in the general vicinity.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Cheeky Veet Ad From Down Under (Literally)

Gotta admit I did not see the humour in this product placement ad, although I had my suspicions, until I looked up what the hell Veet was. They don't have this stuff in the US so I should be excused for not knowing, but no idea they used it for the bush. Use some terminology I can understand like "mowing the lawn" or "shaving the beaver".

Happy to see former President George W. Bush move out of Washington. Veet, the stinky hair-removal product, has joined waxing salons in using the “Goodbye Bush” concept to their benefit. Lawn landscaping companies really should get in on the action before it’s too late.

Got it from Pat in Cyprus

Monday, January 19, 2009

The guy does love his country though



I don’t know if I'm ready to trust a guy that can shoot rainbows out of his ass. We'll see what happens as the grand social experiment kicks in. Actually I completely support the new guy.....where do I go to get my bailout money again?