Sunday, October 24, 2010

Obama for coach at the University of Minnesota

Like the little liberal sheep that they are..... students gathered at a rally at the University of Minnesota today to get a glimpse of the great one.... and their dose of Captain Bullshit koolaid, under the pretense of supporting Mark Dayton for Governor.

As usual you have to read the comments from this story in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press to get the real know the media isn't going to give to you.

The students did come up with what I thought was a great campaign of trying to get Obama elected as football coach of the not so golden..... Gophers.  Get your shirt here. 

If you're not aware...the University fired coach Tim Brewster last week for his 1 and 7 start, but mostly for his propensity to spew a new round of bullshit and rainbows every week, with the same failed results every Saturday. The athletic director made the plea in looking for a new coach.....if they could find someone to take us to a Rose Bowl, they'd probably erect a statue of him outside the stadium. He followed that with the comment, "any degree of success would be good, it's not exactly like you're following Vince Lombardi here."

What could possibly be a better job for our teleprompter- in-chief. Just win two games in a year and he's considered a success. If he can't do that....he can do what he always does.....Blame it on Brewster.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Wise words from a Marines wife......

Being the Wife of a proud Marine. I had become dismayed by the harsh criticism of our government officials toward our troops..I thought this country took a great step in reconciling it's differences by electing our first Black President. But things haven't been going so well. Then on Memorial Day......

I notice the Marines giving Barack Hussein a 21 gun salute.That's when I noticed just how degraded our military had become........

They all missed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then it hit me....they either couldn't see the man who promised the most transparency ever....or they just couldn't see through the cloud of bullshit.

Marines don't miss!

Pawlenty lets Obama know how we speak Minnesotan

Sunday, October 17, 2010

What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...

No, wait... I'm thinking of Whiskey................. Never mind.

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Monday, October 11, 2010

A Democrat gun nut?

Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger

Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.

Glwhoria Aldred is obnoxious even as a parody

NASCAR is for the poor and stupid!

What we need is an Italian President

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Now this is soccer I can watch

A little Nelly Furtado for your viewing pleasure........

Twins exit in 3 game sweep again

With no Morneau...... and Mauer and Kubel going 3 for 20 with no rbi......that ain't going to cut it. They have to go after a stopper in the off season too.

Listening to Ron Darling on the broadcasts (seemingly doing a James Woods impression) actually has me longing for the insipid voices of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.

Obamacare truthisms start to come out