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OBAMA LIKES SPENDING etc... etc.... etc... etc...

And people think that rednecks have no sense of political humor!

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This is the pulloff at SR 61 and Adamsdale Road in Pennsylvania

The deer was hit there.
The couch was dumped there previously.
Day two the deer was on the couch.
Day three the end table and lamp showed up.
Day four the TV and TV stand showed up.

The Trooper had to call PENN DOT and wait because of all the people stopping to take pictures. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE SIGN.

The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads,

"Sorry Hunters. Obama ruined healthcare.
We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience.

Stayed home.
Sorry, the deer."
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Hey everybody.....I won!!!!

The pure awsomesness of Hilary..... is back!

This is way more fun to watch than try and explain. You know she still has to be smokin, thinking about what Bill was doing to Lisa Ling's sister on that long plane ride back from the Kimster's underground lair.
That really is a hot pantsuit too, I love her new paunch!

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Swine Flu Fairytales

Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook

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How much do you really know about Canada?

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke, but the questions were really asked!

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -- can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs .

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go?(USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Hey...What's in a name

There goes the neighborhood

A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter

This will make you laugh...and terrify you at the same time.

But coach...I was center last year....

SMART BABY

A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
“Are you my doctor” he asked?
“Yes, I am”, said the doctor.
The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth”.
He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother”?
“Yes, I am”, said the mother.
“Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born”, he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father”?
“Yes, I am”, his father answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. “Hurts don't it”!?!

Motivational Poster of the Day

You didn't know OBAMA was an acronym .........

The Woman Driver Olympics

Diddy goes apeshit when he finds a dollar stuffed into his hundreds

Funny TV commercial of the day......Got MILK?

Sarah Palin......typical hockey mom

CONTENT WARNING.......Don't be playin this around the little ones, Sarah gets a little angry at the refs sometimes and uses the bad words

Dumber than Soap

I ended up getting this from a number of readers yesterday, although Mehul was the first. Funny how this only goes around via email, but if Sarah Palin would have made a remark like this two months ago, the mainstream media would have been all over it.

Or maybe those 500 million are the people living in the 57 states that Obama tried to enlighten us about. Notice she doesn't even blink an eye when she says it. Most people would crack a smile, or correct themselves, but not Nancy Pelosi......she's either too stupid, or all that botox has left her unable to move her face.

Now....for your viewing pleasure, Pelosi "swearing" that their is no pork in the stimulis package.