Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's

Tiger Woods has jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Not nearly as hot after she got busted for DUI last year. (picture below) No naked photos of Alyse Lahti yet, like the ones that were posted of Elin Nordegren.

To ease the pain Elin shelled out 12 million of Tiger's money for a new 17,000 square foot pad in Jupiter, Florida.

Tiger's 'transgressions' from left to right, top row: Jaimee Grubbs, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton. Bottom row: Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel, and Joslyn James.

Tiger Woods makes public statement (full video)

Well, that's one African American of mixed descent that has apologized for screwing a lot of Americans over the last year. Only one to go.

I'm so glad he apologized. I can't wait until all hundred and twenty million adulterers in this country also broadcast their apologies, too, so can we can get that over with and then maybe get back to the news. Oh wait, this is the news.

What on earth does he have to apologize to us for, he's not a public official? For having sex with women? Guys do what guys do because of the way that they're made. And getting mad at a young, rich, famous athlete for having sex with a bunch of women who have made themselves readily available is like getting mad at cats for eating birds or dogs for barking. Tiger's behavior is an average week for alot of pro athletes.....the only question here, is what the hell did he get married for. If not for that...there is no story here. Pretty easy for most people to condemn when they'll never have the opportunity to begin with.

He should have gotten some advice about bangin stray's from Derek Jeter years ago....now this is an impressive list people....with pictures.

Tiger Woods and the 12 Billion dollar piece of ass!

Tiger's back......will have a new meaning next time!

Tiger Woods is not the only one who blew big bucks with his image-busting cheating spree.
His losses are chump change compared with the up to $12 billion that the scandal has cost shareholders of his big-money sponsors like Nike, AT&T and Gatorade, a study revealed Monday.

"Total shareholder losses may exceed several decades' worth of Tiger Woods' personal endorsement income," said study author Victor Stango, a professor at the University of California Davis.

The study compared the stock prices of nine Woods sponsors with competitors and the overall market after the scandal erupted last month. Investors in the three sports-related companies - video gamemaker Electronic Arts, Gatorade and Nike - fared the worst, experiencing a 4.3% drop in stock value.

On the other hand, Accenture, a global management consulting firm, experienced no measurable ill effects from Woods' fall from grace.

Elin Nordegren Woods picture gallery

After looking at these pictures you have to wonder WTF Tiger was thinking.
All I can think of is to quote Chris Rock from "Bring The Pain"..... "Commitment will give you a head ache every now and then, but new pussy will always clear ya mind!

Here's some advice from Chris Rock that Tiger might need to take. If you haven't heard this before it's NSFW or even safe for listening to around your wife or girfriend.....but it is frikn funny.

There may be naked pictures of Tiger Woods out there and Elin is moving to Sweden

FOX NEWS reports today that Playgirl confirmed they received an offer to purchase naked male photos, purported to be of the controversial sports star.

Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio: “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level’. Our lawyers are currently going over them, the entire package.” The entire PACKAGE???

Meanwhile FOX NEWS reports that Nordegren is planning to move back to Sweden into this two million dollar house on an island (accesible by ferry) she bought with her sister about two weeks ago. You know....the twin sister Josefin....who I find out is a practicing attourney in London? Looks and brains.

The all new Tiger outruns Elin video game

In the latest Tiger Woods golfing video game, it's not Tiger who's swinging the golf clubs,it's his wife.

Taking inspiration from Tiger Woods's scandal -- the busted car, the sex text messages, the alleged affairs and irate wife. Tiger Parking Slam"

Tiger Parking Slam,from AddictingGames, lets users play Tiger, driving an Escalade, who has to figure out how to park his car in a neighbor's driveway without crashing.

Along the way, the "Tiger" in the driver's seat has to dodge police, paparazzi, fire hydrants, and pools. And Woods's wife (or a "familiar looking blonde)swinging golf clubs at the SUV.

If you succeed in parking within the allotted time, despite the threats, you win the "Parking Cup."

PLAY IT YOURSELF

Rachel Uchitel Pictures.....Tigers little floozy

Before his car accident, Tiger Woods argued with his wife about reports by the National Enquirer that he had an affair with notorious floozy, Rachel Uchitel. Evidently Tiger took a Mulligan on his wedding vows to Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren.
If your husband is in a car accident wouldn’t your first reaction be to open a door?.... Not smash the back window open for no reason unless the car was on fire or something.
Elin is a crazy crazy bitch.
She must be awesome in the sack.

The National Enquirer reports that Racheal Uchitel, a 34-year old "New York party girl", has been the subject of Tiger's dalliances......and by the looks of these pictures i'd say party girl is the right adjective.

But if you're worth say, $500 million or so, you should be allowed to have a few 'wives'.

Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordgren's nude pictures

This is a bit old but it's a yearly attempt to garner more readers by posting nude pictures of Tiger Woods' wife in order to garner more hits around Masters time.

For some great humour check out the new "Tiger's Back" Nike commercial.

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren wins a libel lawsuit over fake nude pictures. It's kind of a non-news story, but gives everyone an opportunity to drool over how hot Tiger Woods' wife is.
In September, 2006, The Dubliner published an article slamming the wives of U.S. golfers during the Ryder Cup, including Nordegren and the wives of golfers Chad Campbell, David Toms and Jim Furyk. The article, titled "Ryder Cup Filth for Dublin?" was accompanied by a faked nude photo of Nordegren and a claim that photos of her in 'sweaty poses' could be found on porn sites across the web.
The big quote was this: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites",
She has, however, been photographed in bikinis, like the one pictured above. She's a former model, after all. So I'm going to donate $100 to cancer research and run the following Elin bikini pic. And if you look at it, I ask that you donate $20 to the breast cancer-related charity of your choice. So close your eyes if you can't spare the money.
The nude photographs claimed to be of Nordegren actually depict Playboy magazine model Kim Hiott, and most are derived from the 2000 edition of Playboy's "Nudes" special edition. Don't fall all over yourself trying to get to them.

I'm back...but who's reading this blog?

I don't write for a week and the number of reader hits stays about 500-600 a day, whats with that? A little further investigation reveals that anything with tits, ass, or Tiger Woods wife naked is where all the search hits are. So much for you morons actually reading anything I write.....

I will say having a grandkid is much more fun than your own kids. He takes an atomic dump......it's here Mom, you hold him for awhile.....

Tiger Woods' wife and the nude photos

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren wins a libel lawsuit over fake nude pictures. It's kind of a non-news story, but gives everyone an opportunity to drool over how hot Tiger Woods' wife is.

In September, 2006, The Dubliner published an article slamming the wives of U.S. golfers during the Ryder Cup, including Nordegren and the wives of golfers Chad Campbell, David Toms and Jim Furyk. The article, titled "Ryder Cup Filth for Dublin?" was accompanied by a faked nude photo of Nordegren and a claim that photos of her in 'sweaty poses' could be found on porn sites across the web.

The big quote was this: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites",

She has, however, been photographed in bikinis, like the one pictured above. She's a former model, after all. So I'm going to donate $100 to cancer research and run the following Elin bikini pic. And if you look at it, I ask that you donate $20 to the breast cancer-related charity of your choice. So close your eyes if you can't spare the money.

The nude photographs claimed to be of Nordegren actually depict Playboy magazine model Kim Hiott, and most are derived from the 2000 edition of Playboy's "Nudes" special edition. Don't fall all over yourself trying to get to them.