Monday, November 01, 2010

A Standing Ovation for Bush at the World Series



This was great TV.... a standing ovation and the crowd roaring as George Bush 41 and George Bush 43 walked to the mound together last night to throw out the first pitch at the World Series. Too bad more weren't watching as the faith in the Rangers has waned a bit....third worst ratings ever for a World Series game.

Then he throws a strike to Nolan Ryan. Nice pitch. No girly pants or mommy jeans either. This is what an American President looks like. Captain Bullshit only pitches WAY outside and left...... and he throws like a girl.....and when i say girl, I'm not talkin Jenny Finch here.

They actually showed Barbara in the stands "scoring" the game....can you imagine MOOchelle doing that? I miss America. Let’s take it back tomorrow. Is everybody psyched?

Lest you forget....do you notice a slight difference in these two deliveries?

The Real Battle of Britain


                    

Ewan McGregor and his RAF pilot brother, Colin, relive the experiences of young airmen in a bid to find out what it was like to live and fight through the most significant air battle in British history.

The one-off documentary, The Real Battle Of Britain, was shown on BBC One this September as part of a wider season to mark the 70th Anniversary of the Second World War air campaign.

You can watch the first eight here

Joe Biden says....We're going to get our asses handed to us!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Obama for coach at the University of Minnesota

Like the little liberal sheep that they are..... students gathered at a rally at the University of Minnesota today to get a glimpse of the great one.... and their dose of Captain Bullshit koolaid, under the pretense of supporting Mark Dayton for Governor.

As usual you have to read the comments from this story in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press to get the real atmosphere....you know the media isn't going to give to you.

The students did come up with what I thought was a great campaign of trying to get Obama elected as football coach of the not so golden..... Gophers.  Get your shirt here. 

If you're not aware...the University fired coach Tim Brewster last week for his 1 and 7 start, but mostly for his propensity to spew a new round of bullshit and rainbows every week, with the same failed results every Saturday. The athletic director made the plea in looking for a new coach.....if they could find someone to take us to a Rose Bowl, they'd probably erect a statue of him outside the stadium. He followed that with the comment, "any degree of success would be good, it's not exactly like you're following Vince Lombardi here."

What could possibly be a better job for our teleprompter- in-chief. Just win two games in a year and he's considered a success. If he can't do that....he can do what he always does.....Blame it on Brewster.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Wise words from a Marines wife......

Being the Wife of a proud Marine. I had become dismayed by the harsh criticism of our government officials toward our troops..I thought this country took a great step in reconciling it's differences by electing our first Black President. But things haven't been going so well. Then on Memorial Day......

I notice the Marines giving Barack Hussein a 21 gun salute.That's when I noticed just how degraded our military had become........

They all missed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then it hit me....they either couldn't see the man who promised the most transparency ever....or they just couldn't see through the cloud of bullshit.

Marines don't miss!

Pawlenty lets Obama know how we speak Minnesotan

Sunday, October 17, 2010

What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...


No, wait... I'm thinking of Whiskey................. Never mind.

Now playing in a theatre near you!

Monday, October 11, 2010

A Democrat gun nut?

Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger


Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.


Glwhoria Aldred is obnoxious even as a parody

NASCAR is for the poor and stupid!

What we need is an Italian President

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Now this is soccer I can watch



A little Nelly Furtado for your viewing pleasure........

Twins exit in 3 game sweep again

With no Morneau...... and Mauer and Kubel going 3 for 20 with no rbi......that ain't going to cut it. They have to go after a stopper in the off season too.

Listening to Ron Darling on the broadcasts (seemingly doing a James Woods impression) actually has me longing for the insipid voices of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.








Obamacare truthisms start to come out

Monday, March 29, 2010

SarahPac


Healthcare was a bipartisan issue....Just not the way Obama wanted it

The funniest thing about health care reform is this... Not only was the the “yes” vote highly partisan, the “no” vote was actually somewhat bi-partisan. Nearly a fifth of the people who voted against health care reform were Democrats. So the “Republican” side of the issue managed to convince a number on the “Democrat” side, but the Democrats convinced exactly zero Republicans.

We live in a world of accessible information. Quite frankly, if you’re too lazy to go look up the facts yourself you should probably make it a practice of just keeping your mouth shut. So when I hear people saying that this kind of narrow, one-party passage of major social legislation is par for the course.....eh not so much.


Hitler finds out Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock

Democrat Tolerance, commonly called racism when the other side does it


Meatloaf mini me


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Zorba the Euro


Earth Day....some Inconvenient Truths

Over at Stormbringer they humourously debunk the Earth Day crowd from Al Gore's Church of Global Warming.

I'm putting my eggs in this guy's basket, he's old, and he looks smart.....he started "F#*K the Earth Day", a few years ago....hilairious!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Mother kills 5 children...innocent father gets billed for costs...only in Belgium

Life is more than a little strange in this country, so although this story doesn't surprise me a bit, it does make for a daily dose of humour.

A Belgian man has protested at being asked to pay for the prosecution of his ex-wife who killed their five children, a local newspaper reports.

"I am disgusted and revolted," Bouchaib Moqadem told Le Soir newspaper.

Genvieve Lhermitte was sentenced to life in prison in December 2009 for murdering their son and four daughters while Mr Moqadem was on holiday.

Belgium tries to recover the cost of its prosecutions from those convicted but Lhermitte is insolvent.

So the state has instead sent the 72,743 euros ($97,000; £65,000) bill to Mr Moqadem.

It says the money should come from Lhermitte's share of the sale of their house.

Mr Moqadem's lawyer has reportedly asked for the bill to be written off.

When the hockey game goes into the stands



Is this some of the best drunk fighting you've ever seen?

Looney Tunes.... Democrats on Health Care

Dennis Hopper gets his star, with Jack Nicholson looking on

Dennis Hopper is currently battling prostate cancer and is in the middle of a filthy nasty ass divorce war, but he still managed to make it to Hollywood this afternoon to accept his star on the Walk of Fame.

He said the bandages were the result of a recent fall. Dennis probably knew he had to come when Jack told him he was going to wear an Easy Rider shirt.....he had to see this shit for himself.

Can't understand why these guys feel the need to pop out kids at 67. Now he's got the wife trying to clean him out before he takes a dirt nap....he weighs just over a 100 pounds.

Venus Williams and her "can can" corset

Venus Williams took it back to the '90s with the outfit she wore Thursday night at a match in Key Biscayne. The 1890s, that is.....

In her opening match at the Sony Ericsson Open, Venus wore a red, spaghetti-strapped corset trimmed with a flounce. It was part can-can, part Valentine's Day. And though it certainly flouts the conventions of tennis fashion, the dress worked: Venus won the match 6-4, 6-3.
Nobody seemed to care too much about that though. The first eight questions at the post-match press conference were about the dress.

These 'girls' are looking like the Russian track and field Olympic athletes before they started hormone testing. I think we should run a couple tests here....just sayin.

Dog eats police car!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

And now.....your president

I think I have a "Man Cold"

And you thought it couldn't happen here


Remember this scary movie...that's now scarier than ever? Amerika? And you thought it couldn't happen here.

The flimsy notion of the Left calling itself a democratic party has become more than just annoying, they aren't even bothering to hide the lies and deciet anymore. I don't really care how the media covers for them, or how much they might try and deny it, they are the National Socialist Democratic Party now. Make no mistake... and come November they need to be destroyed.

Schoolhouse Rock Parody....How a Bill REALLY Becomes a Law

You're welcome boys....daily eye candy

Maxine Waters exposes democrats real agenda in 30 seconds


Maxine Waters, "this liberal would be all about socializing the oil companies." My how far we have come, Democrats say this kind of thing out in the open now.....These moonbats just can't help themselves.

More Miss Me Yet

Another "Miss Me Yet" billboard has been spotted, this time in Ennis, Texas off I-45 and 287. If you happen to be one of those that ‘doesn’t get it’, well...... nothing can be written to explain it to you.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Denny Crane for President

Newsbusted for the week

Where is the money coming from...the stimulus isn't working

Chucklehead Joe Biden drops the F-BOMB (video)

Just before a press conference to announce Captain Bullshit's signing of the health care reform bill on Tuesday morning....you had to know if was a major event.....it would call for a major screwup from Chucklehead Joe, the Captains high functioning retard Vice President.

Never missing an opportunity to go full retard when the stakes are high, Joey never lets us down...dropping an F-bomb on national TV. He leans over to congratulate the Captain on his healthcare abortion and says “This is a big f#@king deal,” in Obama’s ear as the pair do that phony liberal embrace.

Normally I'd be a little upset about all this...but this whole event had all the dignity of a Mafia sitdown to begin with. What's sad is Joe's IQ is actually much higher than the average liberal.

Because you won't see it on the mainstream media, like everytime Bush screwed up, here's some brilliant comedy for your day.

In fact, Biden's F-bomb gaffe now tops my list of the Top 10 Joe Biden Gaffes of All Time.

Very tough to reduce it to 10, because of the shear amount of material.... Top 10 Barack Obama Gaffes

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Biggest Boobs In America...not including Obama

Meet Maxi Mounds, the Long Island woman who underwent four surgeries to get 61MMM sized boobs. While her fun bags are impressive and she did get in The Guinness Book Of World Records for her implants, Maxi has certainly got big competition. Heck, she’s got mosquito bites compared to the largest natural tatas. Just check out this roundup of the most gigantic boobs in America or, as we like to call them, the Grand Teetons!
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It takes a village to raise a child

OBAMACARE Triage

Democrat health care debate video highlights and the Pelosi Sausage Factory



Dirty deals, open threats, broken promises and disregard for democracy.... it’s a democrat thing. but Pelosi may have awoken the sleeping giant with a terrible wrath.....I know I'm awake.

Never before has the average American been treated to such a live-action view of the sordid politics necessary to push a deeply flawed bill to completion. It was dirty deals, open threats, broken promises and disregard for democracy that pulled ObamaCare to this point, and yesterday the same machinations pushed it across the finish line. Read the WSJ about how this bill became a law in "The Pelosi Sausage Factory"

What is different than in previous times is that all of these underhanded deals and outright bribes will quickly become publicly known at a time when the approval of Congress is already at 20% or less. The majority of the American people opposed this bill and their Democrat members of the House simply ignored the wishes of their constituents and think that bringing home some local "goodies" will make it right with the voters.

A few airports, more water to some farmers and other "deals" will seem very hollow when this and other travesties created by the Congress cause the US economy to collapse. The American people are starting to see that the US Congress and the Obama administration have made thug style Chicago politics national.

Anybody remember seeing "How a Bill becomes a Law" in grade school civics class?....Well, since the power grab of the Health Care bill that just passed, they will have to rewrite that.....another job created by Captain Bullshit.



Ray Stevens....throw the bums out!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Awesome Obama billboard of the week....and quite fitting after the healthcare vote

They're catching on in Colorado...Since this billboard was paid for by an organization of small business owners, I assume that the Captain is quite bewildered by such angst and hostility from the very people he claims to have helped?
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Bill O'Reilly in full douchbag mode



Maybe the best rick roll ever...

Just another right wing teabager?

In reality, if you strip out all the gimmicks and budgetary games and rework the calculus, a wholly different picture emerges: The health care reform legislation would raise, not lower, federal deficits, by $562 billion.
Gimmick No. 1 is the way the bill front-loads revenues and backloads spending. That is, the taxes and fees it calls for are set to begin immediately, but its new subsidies would be deferred so that the first 10 years of revenue would be used to pay for only 6 years of spending.

Even worse, some costs are left out entirely. To operate the new programs over the first 10 years, future Congresses would need to vote for $114 billion in additional annual spending. But this so-called discretionary spending is excluded from the Congressional Budget Office’s tabulation.

Consider, too, the fate of the $70 billion in premiums expected to be raised in the first 10 years for the legislation’s new long-term health care insurance program. This money is counted as deficit reduction, but the benefits it is intended to finance are assumed not to materialize in the first 10 years, so they appear nowhere in the cost of the legislation.

Another vivid example of how the legislation manipulates revenues is the provision to have corporations deposit $8 billion in higher estimated tax payments in 2014, thereby meeting fiscal targets for the first five years. But since the corporations’ actual taxes would be unchanged, the money would need to be refunded the next year. The net effect is simply to shift dollars from 2015 to 2014.

You might think that this is just another right wing teabagger who wrote this eh?....try Douglas Holtz-Eakin.... the director of the Congressional Budget Office from 2003 to 2005.
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Did he just say "dignity of the house?"



I think the whole thing is summed up at the 1:20 mark. The catcalling is getting out of hand...and the moderator comes on the PA and says "I think it would be good for both sides to remember the dignity of the house"......and you hear nothing but laughter from the participants involved.

God have mercy on our nation! Save us from these tyrants!

Help us keep the Brussels prostitutes well nourished

Bulgarian and Romanian prostitutes are being forced to eat Bulgarian specialty dishes while working on the Rue d'Aerschot in Brussels according to reports.

The Belgian newspaper La Derniere Heure reported Sunday that the majority of the prostitutes who work on the infamous street in Brussels are Bulgarian or Romanian and that they are subject to food racketeering.

A number of ‘kitchens' a long the street allegedly prepare dishes such as ‘Musaka’ and ‘Rulo Stefani’ for which the prostitutes are forced to pay EUR 10 per portion. The newspaper reported that the Prostitutes have no choice because they were threatened not to refuse food offered to them, although it is cooked under very dubious conditions.

La Derniere Heure calculated that the mafia run racket earns roughly
€15,000 per month tax free.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Lance Armstrong On Kornheiser: ‘Punkass Chump’







Fresh off his ESPN double secret probation for mocking Hannah Storm's 1960s-inspired go-go outfits, Tony Kornheiser is at it again; letting his mouth lead him where he probably shouldn't go.

"When three or four of these people start riding abreast, I swear to you, it's all you can do to not run them down! Like Wile E. Coyote! Run 'em over! Get the hell out of my way!", some people took it the wrong way.

Like, for one, Lance Armstrong. From his Twitter account:
Listening to Tony Kornheiser's comments/rant on ESPN radio re: cyclists. Disgusting, ignorant, foolish. What a complete f-ing idiot.

And this all happens the same day we have four cyclists killed by a frikn tractor here in Belgium. It happened in Flanders in Bochholt, which is near Tongeren, so what I can gather with my limited Dutch from this news story is he was transporting those bales of hay you see in the picture and had limited visibility. He drove right over a pack of ten cyclists, killing four of them. There is video in French below the pictures.




The Chicago way has some competition from the Oklahoma way


Switch your vote in exchange for some cushy appointment, as is the Chicago Way?......here comes the Oklahoma way of TOM COBURN

Bumper sticker of the week


Jeese James has been gettin some stray while Sandra Bullock was away

The Best Actress Academy Award curse strikes again! Let’s see — there’s Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet, Halle Barry all of whose relationships hit the skids in the months following their Oscar win.

Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee claims she carried on an 11-month affair with the West Coast Choppers guru Jesse James, including five weeks of sex — which took place while Sandra was on the Atlanta set of Blind Side.

Honestly don't see what Jesse James sees in a skank like this......but just goes to show the old addage that behind every beautiful chick, there's some guy tired of puttin up with her shit.



Thursday, March 18, 2010

White House allows Joe Biden to go full retard



It’s been awhile since they let the highly functioning retard Joe Biden out of the closet and allowed him to go off-book. He got a whole 13 minutes on stage at the annual Radio & Television Correspondent’s Dinner to hang himself by. And boy did he use every second of it. Cue the music!

It’s like watching Michael Scott on a very special edition of The Office. I wish they’d give chucklehead Joe 15 minutes of air-time every week to do this shtick... At the very least, it’s more entertaining than most of the nightly news.

I have a new found interest in Curling


Not sure I'd consider this a sport as much as an activity, although in Minnesota we actually had this as part of phy-ed in high school. These two Austrailian news talking heads are just as cluless as their American counterparts in demonstrating there clulessness.

Any woman that can pump with two hands like that will always be valuble... but the Wii seems to have alot of games based around jerking off the controller.

CNN's Jack Cafferty: Pelosi's Plan to 'Deem' ObamaCare Passed Is "Beyond Sleazy"...

All black people must leave this WALMART now!...it must be Black Friday!

Your daily racist WTF? Yep, apparently youse people need to get the hell out of their stores and go the f*ck back to Africa as John Turturro suggested back in the movie Do The Right Thing.

A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

Did youse people think you could get away with making jokes about us White folks n'em having pancake asses and being horrible dancers without consequences. Uh-huh, I see how youse people laugh at the pics of us on peopleofwalmart.com

I'm guessing it's two caucasian females that work for Commander Hopenchange.

Micheal Lewis says the problem is "the dicks were stupid"

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The problem this time around, according to Micheal Lewis..... Was that “most of the dicks were stupid.” Stewart’s analogy was “The entire financial market was a bunch of George Costanazas, telling lies they believed.” and banging their cleaning ladies on the desk, don't forget that.

Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine

How the Obama transparencey works, or Rule of Law be damned


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What? Me worry?

If you've lost Mad Magazine......what's left?




High Security Mailboxes....Gun porn for the day

Let everyone know how you truly feel about gun control. Also comes in shotgun shell and beer keg, although the beer keg is not recomended on the same street as the pistol. Drinking and shooting does not usually end well.

Now that Obama has won the award for ammunition salesman of the year.....look what it's done for businesses like this.



Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Paddy's Day


May you be in Heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead!

And what kind of St. Patrick's Day would it be without a little Whiskey Before Breakfast?

If the Democrats have lost Howard Stern.....whats left?


I've had some trouble with this....go here if the video does not play

When you lose Howard Stern you’ve lost ordinary, everyday people. Politically, Stern is left-center to left-leaning and casually to moderately well-informed. He is done with democrats. He now sees them as communists. Many of his listeners will follow his lead.

Government Math explained

Wanna see the 'pulse' of America?

Drive down the highways these days.....and this is what you get. When insurance guys will go out on a limb like the guy pictured below, and not be afraid of losing business....I think that says it all.
Look for Pelosi to try and sneak a law through chambers outlawing any kind of billboard deemed offensive to the annointed one.