Thursday, December 30, 2010
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Monday, December 27, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
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Thursday, December 02, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010
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Thursday, November 04, 2010
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Monday, November 01, 2010
This was great TV.... a standing ovation and the crowd roaring as George Bush 41 and George Bush 43 walked to the mound together last night to throw out the first pitch at the World Series. Too bad more weren't watching as the faith in the Rangers has waned a bit....third worst ratings ever for a World Series game.
Then he throws a strike to Nolan Ryan. Nice pitch. No girly pants or mommy jeans either. This is what an American President looks like. Captain Bullshit only pitches WAY outside and left...... and he throws like a girl.....and when i say girl, I'm not talkin Jenny Finch here.
They actually showed Barbara in the stands "scoring" the game....can you imagine MOOchelle doing that? I miss America. Let’s take it back tomorrow. Is everybody psyched?
Lest you forget....do you notice a slight difference in these two deliveries?
You can watch the first eight here
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
No, wait... I'm thinking of Whiskey................. Never mind.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.
Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.
Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Listening to Ron Darling on the broadcasts (seemingly doing a James Woods impression) actually has me longing for the insipid voices of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
We live in a world of accessible information. Quite frankly, if you’re too lazy to go look up the facts yourself you should probably make it a practice of just keeping your mouth shut. So when I hear people saying that this kind of narrow, one-party passage of major social legislation is par for the course.....eh not so much.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
I'm putting my eggs in this guy's basket, he's old, and he looks smart.....he started "F#*K the Earth Day", a few years ago....hilairious!
Saturday, March 27, 2010
A Belgian man has protested at being asked to pay for the prosecution of his ex-wife who killed their five children, a local newspaper reports.
"I am disgusted and revolted," Bouchaib Moqadem told Le Soir newspaper.
Genvieve Lhermitte was sentenced to life in prison in December 2009 for murdering their son and four daughters while Mr Moqadem was on holiday.
Belgium tries to recover the cost of its prosecutions from those convicted but Lhermitte is insolvent.
So the state has instead sent the 72,743 euros ($97,000; £65,000) bill to Mr Moqadem.
It says the money should come from Lhermitte's share of the sale of their house.
Mr Moqadem's lawyer has reportedly asked for the bill to be written off.
He said the bandages were the result of a recent fall. Dennis probably knew he had to come when Jack told him he was going to wear an Easy Rider shirt.....he had to see this shit for himself.
Can't understand why these guys feel the need to pop out kids at 67. Now he's got the wife trying to clean him out before he takes a dirt nap....he weighs just over a 100 pounds.
In her opening match at the Sony Ericsson Open, Venus wore a red, spaghetti-strapped corset trimmed with a flounce. It was part can-can, part Valentine's Day. And though it certainly flouts the conventions of tennis fashion, the dress worked: Venus won the match 6-4, 6-3.
Nobody seemed to care too much about that though. The first eight questions at the post-match press conference were about the dress.
These 'girls' are looking like the Russian track and field Olympic athletes before they started hormone testing. I think we should run a couple tests here....just sayin.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Remember this scary movie...that's now scarier than ever? Amerika? And you thought it couldn't happen here.
The flimsy notion of the Left calling itself a democratic party has become more than just annoying, they aren't even bothering to hide the lies and deciet anymore. I don't really care how the media covers for them, or how much they might try and deny it, they are the National Socialist Democratic Party now. Make no mistake... and come November they need to be destroyed.
Maxine Waters, "this liberal would be all about socializing the oil companies." My how far we have come, Democrats say this kind of thing out in the open now.....These moonbats just can't help themselves.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Just before a press conference to announce Captain Bullshit's signing of the health care reform bill on Tuesday morning....you had to know if was a major event.....it would call for a major screwup from Chucklehead Joe, the Captains high functioning retard Vice President.
Never missing an opportunity to go full retard when the stakes are high, Joey never lets us down...dropping an F-bomb on national TV. He leans over to congratulate the Captain on his healthcare abortion and says “This is a big f#@king deal,” in Obama’s ear as the pair do that phony liberal embrace.
Normally I'd be a little upset about all this...but this whole event had all the dignity of a Mafia sitdown to begin with. What's sad is Joe's IQ is actually much higher than the average liberal.
Because you won't see it on the mainstream media, like everytime Bush screwed up, here's some brilliant comedy for your day.
In fact, Biden's F-bomb gaffe now tops my list of the Top 10 Joe Biden Gaffes of All Time.
Very tough to reduce it to 10, because of the shear amount of material.... Top 10 Barack Obama Gaffes
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Dirty deals, open threats, broken promises and disregard for democracy.... it’s a democrat thing. but Pelosi may have awoken the sleeping giant with a terrible wrath.....I know I'm awake.
Never before has the average American been treated to such a live-action view of the sordid politics necessary to push a deeply flawed bill to completion. It was dirty deals, open threats, broken promises and disregard for democracy that pulled ObamaCare to this point, and yesterday the same machinations pushed it across the finish line. Read the WSJ about how this bill became a law in "The Pelosi Sausage Factory"
What is different than in previous times is that all of these underhanded deals and outright bribes will quickly become publicly known at a time when the approval of Congress is already at 20% or less. The majority of the American people opposed this bill and their Democrat members of the House simply ignored the wishes of their constituents and think that bringing home some local "goodies" will make it right with the voters.
A few airports, more water to some farmers and other "deals" will seem very hollow when this and other travesties created by the Congress cause the US economy to collapse. The American people are starting to see that the US Congress and the Obama administration have made thug style Chicago politics national.
Anybody remember seeing "How a Bill becomes a Law" in grade school civics class?....Well, since the power grab of the Health Care bill that just passed, they will have to rewrite that.....another job created by Captain Bullshit.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Gimmick No. 1 is the way the bill front-loads revenues and backloads spending. That is, the taxes and fees it calls for are set to begin immediately, but its new subsidies would be deferred so that the first 10 years of revenue would be used to pay for only 6 years of spending.
Even worse, some costs are left out entirely. To operate the new programs over the first 10 years, future Congresses would need to vote for $114 billion in additional annual spending. But this so-called discretionary spending is excluded from the Congressional Budget Office’s tabulation.
Consider, too, the fate of the $70 billion in premiums expected to be raised in the first 10 years for the legislation’s new long-term health care insurance program. This money is counted as deficit reduction, but the benefits it is intended to finance are assumed not to materialize in the first 10 years, so they appear nowhere in the cost of the legislation.
Another vivid example of how the legislation manipulates revenues is the provision to have corporations deposit $8 billion in higher estimated tax payments in 2014, thereby meeting fiscal targets for the first five years. But since the corporations’ actual taxes would be unchanged, the money would need to be refunded the next year. The net effect is simply to shift dollars from 2015 to 2014.
You might think that this is just another right wing teabagger who wrote this eh?....try Douglas Holtz-Eakin.... the director of the Congressional Budget Office from 2003 to 2005.
I think the whole thing is summed up at the 1:20 mark. The catcalling is getting out of hand...and the moderator comes on the PA and says "I think it would be good for both sides to remember the dignity of the house"......and you hear nothing but laughter from the participants involved.
God have mercy on our nation! Save us from these tyrants!
The Belgian newspaper La Derniere Heure reported Sunday that the majority of the prostitutes who work on the infamous street in Brussels are Bulgarian or Romanian and that they are subject to food racketeering.
A number of ‘kitchens' a long the street allegedly prepare dishes such as ‘Musaka’ and ‘Rulo Stefani’ for which the prostitutes are forced to pay EUR 10 per portion. The newspaper reported that the Prostitutes have no choice because they were threatened not to refuse food offered to them, although it is cooked under very dubious conditions.
La Derniere Heure calculated that the mafia run racket earns roughly
€15,000 per month tax free.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Fresh off his ESPN double secret probation for mocking Hannah Storm's 1960s-inspired go-go outfits, Tony Kornheiser is at it again; letting his mouth lead him where he probably shouldn't go.
"When three or four of these people start riding abreast, I swear to you, it's all you can do to not run them down! Like Wile E. Coyote! Run 'em over! Get the hell out of my way!", some people took it the wrong way.
Like, for one, Lance Armstrong. From his Twitter account:
Listening to Tony Kornheiser's comments/rant on ESPN radio re: cyclists. Disgusting, ignorant, foolish. What a complete f-ing idiot.
And this all happens the same day we have four cyclists killed by a frikn tractor here in Belgium. It happened in Flanders in Bochholt, which is near Tongeren, so what I can gather with my limited Dutch from this news story is he was transporting those bales of hay you see in the picture and had limited visibility. He drove right over a pack of ten cyclists, killing four of them. There is video in French below the pictures.
Switch your vote in exchange for some cushy appointment, as is the Chicago Way?......here comes the Oklahoma way of TOM COBURN
Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee claims she carried on an 11-month affair with the West Coast Choppers guru Jesse James, including five weeks of sex — which took place while Sandra was on the Atlanta set of Blind Side.
Honestly don't see what Jesse James sees in a skank like this......but just goes to show the old addage that behind every beautiful chick, there's some guy tired of puttin up with her shit.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
It’s been awhile since they let the highly functioning retard Joe Biden out of the closet and allowed him to go off-book. He got a whole 13 minutes on stage at the annual Radio & Television Correspondent’s Dinner to hang himself by. And boy did he use every second of it. Cue the music!
It’s like watching Michael Scott on a very special edition of The Office. I wish they’d give chucklehead Joe 15 minutes of air-time every week to do this shtick... At the very least, it’s more entertaining than most of the nightly news.
Not sure I'd consider this a sport as much as an activity, although in Minnesota we actually had this as part of phy-ed in high school. These two Austrailian news talking heads are just as cluless as their American counterparts in demonstrating there clulessness.
Any woman that can pump with two hands like that will always be valuble... but the Wii seems to have alot of games based around jerking off the controller.
A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."
Did youse people think you could get away with making jokes about us White folks n'em having pancake asses and being horrible dancers without consequences. Uh-huh, I see how youse people laugh at the pics of us on peopleofwalmart.com
I'm guessing it's two caucasian females that work for Commander Hopenchange.
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The problem this time around, according to Micheal Lewis..... Was that “most of the dicks were stupid.” Stewart’s analogy was “The entire financial market was a bunch of George Costanazas, telling lies they believed.” and banging their cleaning ladies on the desk, don't forget that.
Now that Obama has won the award for ammunition salesman of the year.....look what it's done for businesses like this.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
I've had some trouble with this....go here if the video does not play
When you lose Howard Stern you’ve lost ordinary, everyday people. Politically, Stern is left-center to left-leaning and casually to moderately well-informed. He is done with democrats. He now sees them as communists. Many of his listeners will follow his lead.
Look for Pelosi to try and sneak a law through chambers outlawing any kind of billboard deemed offensive to the annointed one.