Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina is all growed up!

 The blonde bombshell daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, deleted her account last week, leaving many of her more than 46,000 followers heartbroken. She's back on Twitter with a new photo.

The 22-year-old's break from Twitter was rumored to have stemmed from speculation that her dad was considering buying the Toronto Maple Leafs and the former Ranger may have been concerned about some of the R-rated pics she was tweeting.

How to sell underwear to Men!

Handjob during Alabama - LSU Game

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Aspiring Polish politician Katarzyna Lenart, Re-Creates 'Basic Instinct' In Sexy Ad for her campaign

Katarzyna Lenart is a 23-year-old student seeking a seat on Poland's parliament. And her campaign is rather enlightening, mostly because it includes her stripping in a video trumpeting her quest for election. Naturally, Polish politicos are displeased.

Maybe she’s on to something. I can’t remember the last time I’ve written two words about Polish politics in my entire life......your move...Sarah Palin!

‘Dougherty Gang' on run after Florida shooting, Georgia robbery.... the bikini pictures!

 Police continued searching Friday for the Dougherty Gang, three heavily armed siblings who authorities say shot up a police car in Florida and robbed a bank in Georgia.


A federal magistrate in Macon issued arrest warrants for Ryan Edward Dougherty, 21, Stanley Dylan Dougherty, 26, and Grace Lee E. Dougherty, 29.

The three armed suspects entered a Valdosta bank on Tuesday, fired shots into the ceiling and demanded money, the FBI said.

Witnesses at the Certus Bank said that just after noon, two men and a woman all dressed in black and wearing masks came in through the front entrance of the branch in southern Georgia just over the Florida state line.

Mom urges fugitive siblings to turn themselves in


  Dylan Dougherty Stanley, 26, Lee Grace E. Dougherty, 29, and Ryan Edward Dougherty, 21, are on the run after robbing a bank in Georgia, and shooting at a police officer in Zephyrhills, Fla.

 Pretty hot for a bank robber.

 This isn't Grace Lee E. Dougherty's first rodeo... as you can see by the mugshot. Just having that many names should give you a clue that you're in Bubba country and she's got 5 felonies under her belt.

Charge 1 TRAFFIC OFFENSE DUI ALCOHOL OR DRUGS

Charge 2  RECKLESS DRIVING
Charge 3  DRIVING WHILE LICENSE SUSPENDED OR RE
Charge 4  TRAFFIC OFFENSE DUI AND DAMAGE PROPER
Charge 5  BATTERY ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ET

I'm sure 'the friend' is going to regret ever have taken this picture.

Hey Pete Rose...the 80's called...and Arsenio Hall wants his clothes back

At first I thought the guy was just sad about his upcoming divorce. But when I saw he was hangin with 30 year old Playboy model Kiana Kim as the new girlfriend....not so much.....The unlikely couple appeared on Howard Stern‘s radio show last year. The interview was supposed to be all about Pete, but Stern only had eyes for Kiana. She was flaunting a form fitting mini-dress and Rose was grinning like a fool.

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Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's

Tiger Woods has jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Not nearly as hot after she got busted for DUI last year. (picture below) No naked photos of Alyse Lahti yet, like the ones that were posted of Elin Nordegren.

To ease the pain Elin shelled out 12 million of Tiger's money for a new 17,000 square foot pad in Jupiter, Florida.

Tiger's 'transgressions' from left to right, top row: Jaimee Grubbs, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton. Bottom row: Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel, and Joslyn James.

Jennifer Aniston sex tape......kinda

Four Words For Viral Success... Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape

Gaddafi Duck

This is funnier than most of the Hitler video's.
If you don't understand the reference to the nurse...she's the latest to flee the sinking ship. The dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables.

What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...


No, wait... I'm thinking of Whiskey................. Never mind.

Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger

Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.

John Edwards’ Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells ABC News She Thought Sexy Photos ‘Repulsive’

If it walks like a whore, talks like a whore, acts like a whore, then it's probably...

If you think you “look like a whore”, putting some pants on might help to dispel that myth. And stop opening up your legs for a former Senator and posing in a married man’s shirt, bouncing your daughter’s stuffed animals onto the floor each time your bare ass meets bedspread.

Rielle “Lisa Druck” Hunter is the woman who changed her name because “too many people were making limericks about her before” and, apparently, “it’s harder to rhyme “Hunter”, and nobody knows how to pronounce “Rielle”, so no more dirty Irish bar poetry”.

Black Barbie Doll Cheaper Than White Barbie Doll at Wal-Mart

Check out the price difference between the Ghetto Barbies and the White Trash ones. The White Trash Barbie, commands almost double the price! Who says Barbie dolls don’t supply young girls with a realistic portrayal of womanhood? Walmart's in a bit of trouble after some of their Rhodes scholars in the marketing department decided this would be a good idea.

Basic economics people....the Ghetto Barbies are on “clearance” because nobody wants them. Simple business economics. Not even Tiger Woods wanted any of them, all his Barbies were/are white!

I think they missed the boat when they made the black Barbie. It should look to be about 200+ complete with prison tats, gold teeth, and a tank top 4 sizes too small with no bra...and shoes that make her feet look like she's bakin bread down there. Had they done that during the design phase, they could charge an even higher price.

This is how to teach CPR!...or anything, for that matter

Whoever talked Anna into doing this demonstration of mouth-to-mouth in the buff is a genius. You would be able to teach men practically anything with this kind of demonstration.

Danish Curler Madeleine Dupont Shows Off Hot Body In Nude Photo

(yes....you can click to enlarge)

A Danish curler was brought to tears after a boisterous Canadian crowd intentionally distracted her during crucial shots in her team's match against Canada. With the crowd stomping and making deafening noise, Denmark skip Madeleine Dupont missed two potentially game-winning shots and tearfully blamed the fans for it afterward. Canada won the match 5-4 in an extra end.

Madeleine is just one of the European Curlers who posed for the Calender 'FIRE ON ICE' with 26 more or less naked women....with this being her take on the pose. "If a picture of me in panties can get more people to watch curling on TV, that's a good thing."

You'll get no argument from me...

The pros and cons of leasing vs. purchasing

Purchasing...or buying the cow.

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. ....That's Heather above.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen below

Had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years: (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are...
a 22 year old
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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Not that you needed it....but a little more evidence;

Berlisconi says only allow 'hot chicks' into the country

The Italian prime minister, who is notorious for making jokes of questionable taste, (not by me) was speaking to journalists after holding talks with the prime minister of Albania, Sali Berisha.... on the trafficking of illegal immigrants across the Adriatic Sea by people smugglers.

We'd make exceptions for anyone bringing over beautiful girls." Mr Berlusconi, whose wife is divorcing him for his alleged philandering, "You know I'm single now."

Single? I can’t understand why… he’s such a catch.
I believe the appropriate phrase is “testa de cazzo”.

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Lindsey Vonn poses for Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue

The Minnesota kid from Apple Valley is making a big splash for her provocative photos in Sports Illustrated.....but this mornings announcement that she can't even get her ski boots on because of a training injury last week....and those photos might be all she ends up with from this Olympics.

I tried my best to ignore this because I hate the Olympics, (except for hockey) but even I have to admit this Lindey Vonn SI Cover controversy kind of caught me off guard. Seriously what am I missing here?.... because for the life of me I can’t figure out what the feminists and skiers are upset about here.

Not to mention the fact that 99% of the country has no idea who this chick is. If you want people to get to know her then you need them to be able to recognize her. NEWSFLASH...... nobody gives a rip about skiing.

More people will be interested now in watching her after seeing her face, rather than seeing her on TV with her helmet on. C'mon it’s a known fact that Americans don’t root for ugly chicks.
Head over to Sports Illustrated for all 45 shots.

Hooters is for sale!

Great news for those of you who love delicious wings served in tank-tops... Hooters is on the block. The restaurant needs cash, ASAP, and analysts are guesstimating it could probably be yours for about $250 million.

Megan Fox Motorola commercial