Obama gets schooled from the Chinese

CNN just spit their coffee out at their monitors watching this. You better believe they are already writing a "CNN FACT CHECK" about this particular skit.

Iraqi detainees taunt Wisconsin Soldiers about Favre

About the only thing worse you could say to a Packers fan is......Your cow doesn't produce enough milk to make cheese.

If you happen to be a Packers fan who is sick and tired of hearing about Brett Favre, and you're thinking of joining the National Guard and going overseas to get away from it all.... stop. It's not going to work. The detainees in Baghdad are going to be just as vicious as the Vikings fans you know.

Iraqi detainees are attempting to hit Wisconsin soldiers where it hurts—with Brett Favre jokes. After troops revealed themselves to be Packers fans by decorating their Wisconsin National Guard camp in Baghdad with the team’s colors, the detainees there apparently realized that Favre’s move from the Packers to the Vikings was a sore point, and “things just started going downhill from there,”

First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen says. "One of the big words they know now is 'shenanigan.' They'll constantly talk about 'Favre shenanigans,'” said Boehnen. “'He's so good for the Vikings,' and 'The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’”

The detainees themselves are more focused on soccer, but appear to be quick studies of America’s signature sport. “They’ll hear guards talking about it, and then they pick up a lot of stuff from that,” said Boehnen. “They’re very crafty.”

Detainees are reportedly also bringing up Ryan Grant's diminishing YPC average, showing soldiers the Aaron Rodgers Sack Tracker, and teasing them about drafting Greg Jennings when Brandon Marshall was still on the board.

If you're a movie nerd....this is better than watching a flick.

AFI's 100 Years, 100 Movie Quotes

A Hamster in Amsterdam

Fans fight over a hockey stick at Ducks game

I went to a fight.....and a hockey game broke out?

Goal scoring.......FAIL!!

I'll have a BLT.....without the lettuce and tomato please

North Dakota sucks....but they do have a cool logo.

The most prominent defenders of the University of North Dakota's right to call its teams the Fighting Sioux are neither alumni nor hockey fans. They're Sioux!

The North Dakota Attorney General tells Indian supporters of Sioux nickname to shut up and be offended. Attorney General Wayne Stenehjem has filed a motion to dismiss a lawsuit filed by Spirit Lake Sioux tribal members who want the University of North Dakota to keep its Fighting Sioux nickname.

Just so you're clear, the people who are insisting that the “Fighting Sioux” nickname is “hostile and abusive” are now locked in a legal battle with actual Sioux Indians who want to keep the nickname in place.

This legal bullshit comes after another Sioux tribe in North Dakota voted overwhelmingly in favor of the nickname just makes it all the more absurd.
By the way, in the aftermath of that election nickname opponents said they lost because they hadn’t had enough time to go out to the reservation and educate the voters.
Meaning they didn’t have enough time to go tell the actual Sioux Indians that they’re supposed to be offended by the logo and nickname. Must be the same people who are trying to 'sell' Obama's healthcare bill?

The Sioux Tribe has no problem with it, why do a bunch of liberal white people have a problem?.......oh ya.....

This guy just bows to everybody

"The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other peoples money"

San Francisco booksellers would rather lose money than go 'Rogue'
Read the whole thing at American Thinker and read the comments if you want to know how an idiot like Pelosi can keep getting reelected. No small wonder California is bankrupt.

Despite San Francisco Bay Area bookseller claims that Sarah Palin's new book "Going Rogue" is "not for thinking people", the Amazon numbers say otherwise.

On a mission to show that Palin's book is selling much worse than, say, the idea of reading Osama Bin Laden his Miranda rights, the San Francisco Chronicle interviewed several local booksellers to find out how well sales of "Going Rogue" were not going:
"Our customers are thinking people," said Nathan Embretson, a bookseller at Pendragon Books in Oakland. "They're not into reading drivel."
"Anything like that we wouldn't carry," said clerk Emily Stackhouse at Cover to Cover Books in San Francisco. "We're a small store and it would probably gross us all out. Some things you carry because of freedom of speech, but a book like that is just gross."

Apparently the job of a "bookseller" in and around San Francisco is not so much to sell product, but rather to give comfort to like-minded individuals and convert the remaining unwashed masses to lockstep ideology. Politics trumps profit, even though profit generates the much needed tax revenue, job growth, and consumer spending this state dearly needs.

Gun Porn.....skeet shooting with a tank

Al Gore now tells us the earth's core is several million degrees.

Al Gore was out pimping his new book on Conan the other night, when the subject of Geothermal Energy came up. After Conan said drilling holes to the center of the earth sounded a little Lex Luther like..... Al said that the earth's core is "several million degrees".

Only the Nobel Committee could be surprised that The Goracle barely managed to pass his science classes......he got a D at Harvard.

How can a Nobel Prize winner who has contributed to so much concern about global warming go on national TV without a hint of preparation? Because the Goracle uses what all liberals use in the place of careful, conservative thought.......... arrogance.

Sammy Sosa is the new Micheal Jackson

I've heard that TV Land is doing a Munsters remake. Sosa is the leading candidate for Eddie Munster.

Since retired baseball player Sammy Sosa revealed his new complexion and then attributed it to a cream, debate has not stopped.

Video here: Former basketball forward and colorful sports commentator Charles Barkley added his voice to the discussion during a TNT doubleheader on Thursday night.After showing a quick picture of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin, the cast cut to the split image we've all come to know..... Sosa before and after his skin-color change.

Things got funnier, as Barkley and cast tried to visualize what it would look like if both colleague Kenny Smith and Barkley were to turn white. Once the altered images disappeared, Smith rambunctiously yells, "Say it loud, Chuck... I'm black and I'm proud."

Barkley is then shown with a makeup artist applying white makeup to his face while he asks, "If I become white, am I allowed to eat chicken, hamhocks and neck bones?" As Smith guffaws Barkley continues: "Seriously, I love chitlin's.... I'm telling y'all, though, if I was white for a couple of minutes, I'd be missing some chitlin's and hamhocks already. What about honey buns and grape and coke?

Then they switch to a clip of Sosa done up like the infamous joker, red lips in tow. Barkley ends with: Sammy Sosa, you know I got love for you, man, Stop it! Stop It, Sammy Sosa! Are you kidding me?

All-American Porn: 25 Years of Vivid Entertainment Cover Art

World of Wonder Gallery presents "All-American Porn: 25 Years of Erotic Photography from Vivid Entertainment" to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Vivid's 1984 launch. Click here for a slideshow of the cover art collectibles that will be on display and read the interview with Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch.

Military rules for the non-military personnel

The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem … kick their ass.

When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest… kick their ass.

Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU’s), telling others that you used to be “Special Forces,” and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, “Do you fly a jet?” Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non military, inform them of their mistake…and kick their ass.

Roseanne Barr’s singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper…it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her…of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is “traitor.” Just mention her nomination for “Woman of the Year” and get your ass kicked.

Don’t try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn’t know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives” meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

“Your mama wears combat boots” never made sense to me … stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying “Let’s go kill those Commie’s!!!” And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me … if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

We are douchebags.......

Poster of the day

Jared Allen on the Mullet lifestyle

Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings discusses his signature mullet and the accompanying lifestyle it demands. Only the truly great Bros can pull it off without garnering too much ridicule. Jared Allen is just such a man.

Leave the "Risky Business" to Tom Cruise.

HOT CHICKS....IN A RISKY BUSINESS FAIL!!

Jones' Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy

Another One Under the Bus.....it's the hopey changy way.

White House Counsel Gregory Craig, who has tried to lead the closure of the Guantanamo Bay military prison, intends to resign on Friday according to the Washington Post.

That won't stop President Nepotism from his Chicago Politics business model though....he hires Anita Dunn's husband Bob Bauer, to replace Craig as general counsel.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the short bus.........

11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month

Fort Hood Memorial Service

Isaiah 6: 'And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, 'Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?' Then I said, 'Here am I! Send me.'' That is what our fine men and women in the military say everyday -- those who serve -- those who lay down their lives for others."