Friday, May 29, 2009

Simona Halep To Have Breast Reduction

In the too good to be true knew this was going to happen. Romanian hottie Simona Halep is beginning to get noticed around the tennis world, for her game...but mainly for those 34 Double D's.

Now she plans to let some of the air out of those funbags. It is a sad day in woman's tennis. We regret to inform you that she is strongly considering breast reduction. I guess this answers most people question, "how does she play with those things?" Apparently, she can't!

Maybe he realised what he just did?

A Taiwanese groom died on his wedding day after having too much wine and beer to drink, police and local media said Monday.
The man, 35, an insurance company worker surnamed Wu passed out at home after drinking too much Saturday at a high-end restaurant in Taipei among more than 100 wedding guests, the Liberty Times reported.

It was not known if he had health complications.
"Everyone was having a great time," said restaurant party organizer Linda Chien. "We don't know what happened after that."
Wu was hospitalized after his face turned black, the paper said. A hospital spokeswoman said he died despite treatment.

What "POST IT" notes were really invented for

Red Bull Cola could be banned in Germany...... after traces of cocaine are found in it

is considering a nationwide ban on the high-energy drink Red Bull Cola after traces of cocaine were found in it.
Authorities in the states of Hesse and North-Rhine Westphalia have ordered retailers to stop selling the beverage - which is available in the UK.
The consumer ministries in the two states confirmed they had ordered retailers to pull the drink off their shelves after a food safety institute in North-Rhine Westphalia found the drug in samples.

When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller!

To help out its male customers, Gillette has posted a series of instructional shaving videos on YouTube, the most ridiculous of which is the "How to Shave Your Groin" video above.

Whatever the merits of doing so ("When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller," the Gillette guy posits), I'm not sure I like the word "groin" in this context.

For one thing, "groin" refers to where the torso meets the legs on either side of the pubic area, so there's some anatomical confusion going on here. And their advice for that area isn't much different than their suggestions for other parts of the body.

Global Warming Farce Means Big Business For Prostitutes

Politicians and businessmen gathered in Copenhagen to talk about a warming planet during the day, did little to cool the planet come nightfall, as they got hot and heavy with Denmark's finest ladies of the night.
Scott Anderson, author of Green Skeptic, calls it "The Green Light District". Nyhedsbrevet 3F called various escort agencies and prostitutes to hear whether they had been busier than normal during the climate conference – and all agreed; summits in Copenhagen are good for the economy.

Dorit Otzen, who leads Reden International says that major events in Copenhagen attract more sex workers.
“A lot of men in one place means more work for prostitutes. At the same time we have a government that will not ban prostitution, so in fact we invite visitors to avail themselves of prostitutes,” Otzen says.

What's happening with US newspapers

Best "No Trespassing" sign ever

Biden Rips Teleprompter Jesus over.........TelePrompter Use


When Biden's teleprompter failed, he actually made funny about Obama, who can't even tell you his wife's name, without relying on teleprompters for his speeches.

"What am I going to tell the president? Tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?" Biden joked.

I will give stumblin bumblin Joe credit for one thing......he's able to mock the "the great one". The mainstream media and late night comedians have still found nothing funny about Obama. I wouldn't be surprised if old Joe has to step down for "health reasons" at some point in the near future.

What’s priceless about Joe is that when he says shit like this, he don’t even realize his gaffe until someone tells him.

Monday, May 25, 2009

On Hallowed Ground

To observe the holiday, PBS airs this documentary that looks at American military cemeteries in England, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, Italy, Tunisia and Omaha Beach, and Normandy at 10 tonight.

There may be no place on Earth where silence commands the attention that a visitor feels in a military cemetery.
Even on a TV screen, the American military cemeteries in "Hallowed Grounds" have the power to turn a room quiet.

Specifically, "Hallowed Grounds" focuses on U.S. military cemeteries in foreign countries. Soldiers killed in World Wars I and II were buried there rather than brought home, so today we maintain some 23 cemeteries, mostly in Europe, with about 125,000 graves.

We all know the image: white crosses neatly patterned across green grass. But it's the sheer size of these cemeteries, the sense that those perfectly aligned rows of crosses go on forever, that speaks most eloquently to the scope of this sacrifice and loss.

"Hallowed Grounds" comes along at a time when the veterans of the "great wars" that filled these cemeteries are themselves passing into history. That makes this an especially appropriate time to pause and honor what they did, because if we have any hope of stopping the next war, or the war after that, it will be because we remembered the ones that came before.

As "Hallowed Grounds" talks with Americans who fought in those wars, or civilians who were liberated by American troops, it's hard not to read the urgent subtext: that no one sacrifices his or her life in war so the next generation can do the same thing.

Wars are fought in the somewhat ironic hope they will bring peace and the young men and women of the next generation can live instead of die.
We are not creating any more of these specific "Hallowed Grounds" today because military casualties are now brought home. But nothing about these cemeteries suggests the men and women below these crosses are lost. These quiet, sweeping grounds feel as much a part of America as Iowa or Texas or Vermont.

"Hallowed Grounds" also suggests that the local people of countries like France and Belgium, whatever their arguments with America, honor and respect the sacrifice represented by these crosses.

An interesting sidelight of this documentary is the monuments and walls honoring military personnel whose bodies were never found. They number in the tens of thousands - and for them alone, having memorials in the countries where they died feels like the right thing.

If you don't find yourself with much memorial time today, take an hour tonight for "Hallowed Grounds."

Happy Memorial Day

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." -- General George Patton


The American Cemetary at Henri-Chappelle, near Liege.

The latest inconceivable Obamaction is yet another unbecoming apology in Europe, this time in Germany for WWII. John Rosenthal suggests, "As bizarre as it may seem, President Obama’s impending trip to Dresden suggests that German revisionists have a friend in the White House".

Apparently U. S. History was not a required course in any of the schools attended by Teleprompter Jesus.

Time for a history lesson. What better day to teach the foreign exchange student in the White House a lesson about American exceptionalism, heroism, and greatness?

Head over to Atlas Shrugs for a great piece on Memorial Day.

Frank Buckles... America's last World War I veteran

It makes all the difference in the world. All of you who express your thanks, who fly your flags, who put those sappy bumper stickers on your cars and yellow ribbons your mailboxes ... you have no idea how much it helps and how much you are appeciated by htese guys.

It is everything. And it makes it all worthwhile.

Belgian Woman risked her life to save three American pilots in 1944

With three American pilots following her on bicycle, Paulette Childers, then 19, distracted a German officer patrolling a requisitioned hotel between Spy and Namur, Belgium.

Childers used her charm to flirt with the German officer, who confessed his love for her within minutes – while the pilots safely pedaled past the lone obstruction between them and safety.

Memorial Day was established to honor the men and women who risked their lives for America’s safety and freedom.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

How about having Hitler for your company spokesperson

Blitzkrieg marketing!

Previously, Adolf imagery has been used to hawk HP flash drives in India, humor magazines in Belgium, condoms in Düsseldorf, and men's hats in Bonn. Here, fun fake Führers playfully help sell Rasayana anti-stress tea in Turkey.

The worlds greatest belly flop

Unless he already has a son, I don't think we will see any of his children following in his footsteps.

Don't say you havn't been warned

ABC’s is going to remake the popular ’80s sci-fi series V. For the uninitiated, the story examines what would happen if alien ships suddenly appeared above major cities and tried to make contact with humans in an apparent mission of peace. I was glued to that the first time around....but here's a mashup trailer of the new series, only this time it's not science's the Messiah.

I still haven't recovered from that blowup of Granny Botox at the end.

Friday, May 22, 2009

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

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Some killer BC Bud

Vancouver Olympics organisers are amazed that people think their Olympic torch looks like a joint.
The number one cash crop in British Columbia is marijuana and the province seems to be the headquarters of the Canadian cannabis culture.

Impressed....or jealous?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Poll on President Clinton

During a recent poll in Washington, D.C. , 300 women were asked if they would sleep with Bill Clinton ? 84% responded ‘not again.’

Bud Light.....Real men of genius!

Next stop on the Obama 'under the bus tour"

Here's a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."

She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn't mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There's room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.

Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She's either unwilling to tell the truth, or she's mad as a hatter!

She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking.

If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it's Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.

I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here

Joke of the day

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Hitler explains the mortgage crisis

Nothing to worry about....the rest of my investments are in stocks.

An Expert Weighs in on Facebook Etiquette

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The best ever "PRICELESS" ad

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama Serve your soup $0.00 dollars

A homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal, takes a picture of the first lady using his $500 Black Berry cell phone?


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Belgian man has his penis bit off!

A quarrel during sex with his Thai girlfriend yesterday left a Belgian tourist with his manhood barely intact.

Eddy DeVelde, 56, had been living with a Thai girl at their Soi Buakhao apartment in the coastal resort of Pattaya for about a month but she became angry after learning that he had another lover.

She bit down on his penis, almost severing it.

DeVelde called friends and he was taken to Pattaya Memorial Hospital where doctors managed to save not only his penis but also his pride.

“We still don’t know the identity of the suspect or whether he wants her to be prosecuted,” police Lt Col Norwich Chulavanich said.

The victim’s penis was “severely bitten” but not severed from his body, he said.


The coolest model railroad in the world!

This is simply unbelievable. The Miniatur Wunderland model railroad in Hamburg, Germany is the largest in the world, covering 16,146 square feet of space with more than 10,000 train cars running around its 6.8 miles of HO scale track.

Its construction started in 2000, and is still underway, with a tiny airport due for completion by the end of this year. This is just the beginning — there are plans to double to layout by 2014. We especially like the Las Vegas portion, complete with dazzling LEDs lighting up the night.

You have to watch the new video above to get the full impact of this remarkable achievement, which has taken in excess of 500,000 working hours to build. There's good reason why this is Germany's most popular attraction, already visited by more than 5 million flabbergasted tourists.

Did someone say steroids?

The Belgian bodybuilding championship was not held last week in Vlissingen in the Netherlands. The competition was supposed to start at 14.30 last Sunday but, thirty minutes beforehand, three inspectors from the Flemish Community took their places beside the scale at the event organised by the National Amateur Body Building Association Belgium (NABBA), which is where all participants must register and be weighed. To their amazement, not a single body builder pitched up.

The competition was eventually abandoned thanks to the very sudden and acute shortage of highly-developed muscles. Nobody was available to comment from the NABBA, but the conjecture is strong that every single participant is on steroids.

A former Belgian bodybuilding champion did have something to say after the abandoned event. 'I understand why those guys did it, they would all have tested positive - that is certain,' the man said on Radio 1. 'It's a world that is highly susceptible to doping,' Dr Hans Cooman, who is involved in controlling steroid abuse, confirmed.

The results of the doping tests in 2008 prove that, with anabolic steroids being the most popular. To avoid the checks, bodybuilding championships are often taken abroad to places just over the border, like Vlissingen. But it seems that the they are no longer safe for Flemish inspectors there either.

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This kid loves his Boston Bruins!!!!

Just another reason you gotta love Walmart

A 30-year-old Northern California woman had an original approach to keeping teenage boys away from her daughter. Have sex with them! Slight problem though, the boys were minors. The bumpin uglies took place in a Walmart parking lot, which is pretty much all the backround you need for this story.

Deborah Towe faces 11 felony counts, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose.

The boys were 15 and 16 years old.

Police in Anderson, about 150 miles north of Sacramento, began investigating in April after two girls from a local middle school reported that a friend's mother was having sex with boys.

In a 48-page report released this week, Towe told police she was protecting her daughter by diverting the boys' attention to herself.
She denied the charges during an appearance Wednesday in Shasta County Superior Court. Towe remains jailed, with her bond set at $250,000.

At first, Towe denied having sex with the boys, but later she tearfully confessed that she never meant to hurt anybody. Towe admitted that she enjoyed the attention she received from the boys. When an officer said, “You must have felt pretty attractive,” Towe replied, “I did, I felt young, I missed all those years.” Towe said she set her sights on the boys to protect her daughter from their affections. Maybe I’m what you’d call old-fashioned, but one way would have been to talk with your daughter about boys instead of banging them you stupid skanky-ass MILF wannabe.

Deborah Towe is charged with 11 felonies, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose. Her bail was set at $250,000.

What the Obama roast could have been....

Comedians can be funny when they're not sucking up

Monday, May 18, 2009

Horny Bra....'Smart Memory Bra' Enhances Cleavage When Aroused

A new bra developed by Lisca lingerie will actually push a woman’s breasts together increasing her cleavage when she gets horny. Special foam in the bra reacts to changes in body temperature and will squeeze the boobs together as the wearer gets hot and bothered.

This is brilliant. I mean guys have been dealing with awkward hardons since the beginning of time so it seems only fair that ladies now have something to show.

More in the The Sun

Best analysis of granny Botox's big lie so far

She was nervous, she was shifty , her syntax was incomprehensible…

“Speaker Pelosi’s the big loser, because she either comes across as incompetent or dishonest. Those are the only two defenses,” Gingrich said. “The fact is, she either didn’t do her job, or she did do her job and she’s now afraid to tell the truth.”

The Obama Card.....Priceless

How to get cheap airfares

You can save $300 on a $800 Virgin Atlantic fare from the US to the UK by booking it as a Continental codeshare.

So how do you find codeshares? First, find your desired flight number and punch it into a flight tracking service like Flight Stats. Look for a section breaking out specific codeshares and the flight numbers associated with the other airlines. Then, go to each airline listed and search for the codeshared flight number to compare the price. Once you've found the lowest fare, book it and start packing!

Use Codeshares To Find Cheap Summer Flights Abroad

Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Guys over at AMC must have done a huge amount of drugs back in the day.

The word "strange" would be a severe understatement in describing a collection of stuff from American Motors back in the day. But take a look at this drug infused design and it gives you an idea of how they evolved......out of business.

That is just nasty!

The lady whose midsection appears to be in the process of getting sucked into a black hole is Cathie Jung, who, as you can see, has an entire website based around the fact that her body is terrifying to look at.

I know what you are saying. You are looking at her and saying "PHOTOSHOP". But not this time. She is a Guinness Book Record Holder.

Thanks to a lifetime of wearing increasingly smaller and more ridiculous corsets, she has a 15-inch waist and presumably a liver that's been flattened to the thickness of a Fruit Roll-up.

What would Al Gore do?

ABC has a new animated comdy series from Mike Judge called the "The Goode Family".
It’s basically “King of the Hill” but with liberal douchebags instead of regular folk. A synopsis of the premise:

True to their name, the Goodes are an infuriatingly smug and self-righteous bunch: a nuclear family that’s hell-bent on maintaining the world’s smallest footprint. Gerald and Helen Goode drive a hybrid and live by the tenet WWAGD (“What would Al Gore do?”). They’ve named their adopted African son Ubuntu (in a mix-up, he turned out to be white South African). They feed their pet vegan dog food (he sneaks out at night to eat woodland creatures).

Sounds funny, and spot-on to me as it lampoons the it probably won't last a month.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Pelosi in quicksand.....and sinking fast

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When you're one of the Libtard's favorite politicians, and you get skewered by one of the left's favorite comedians, you know you're in quicksand and sinking fast.

The tennis match is pretty much over, Granny Botox should stomp off the court now.
When Stewart is given the green light from the White House to attempt some comedy over her blatant lies about these CIA briefings the fat lady is starting to sing.

Pelosi's Self-Torture in the WALL STREET JOURNAL
The speaker is engulfed by her own game of political retribution.

Your luck always runs out at some point

Gay Test


Thursday, May 14, 2009

A Striptease.....right to the bone

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Arizona State University snubs Obama

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The Daily Show's Jason Jones turns in some Borat-worthy interviews with ASU students in this on-location piece, coming on the heels of President Obama's commencement speech at ASU tonight (sans honorary degree).

ASU is the land of the irony-challenged, a place where frat boy types pursue degrees in golf management by day, while sloshing down liquor by the jugful by night.

The Daily Show notes..... tongue firmly in cheek, that "ASU has worked hard to become a Top Ten school." Umm, Top Ten party school as ranked by Playboy magazine, that is. Actually, ASU recently slipped to number 15 in the latest Playboy ranking, but they are working hard to get back in the top ten.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Drunkest Countries in the World

If you had 10 guesses as to what country consumes the most alcohol per capita, it's an almost sure bet you would not have picked Uganda with any of them yet this impoverished African nation heads up the drunkest-country list with almost 20 liters of pure alcohol consumed per occupant annually.

The dozen or so folks who live in Luxembourg place second at 17.54, Czech pilsner-lovers check in third at 16.21 and perennial favorite Ireland rounds out the top four with 14.45 liters imbibed.

The U.S. ranks only 43rd, in spite of all of your epic weekends. So try harder next time out, and check out the color-coded map and top 50 drunkest nations.

2. Luxembourg 17.54
3 Czech Rep. 16.21
4 Ireland 14.45
5 Moldova 13.88
6 Hungary 11.92
7 France 13.54
8 Réunion 13.39
9 Bermuda 12.92
10 Germany 12.89
11 Croatia 12.66
12 Austria 12.58
13 Portugal 12.49
14 Slovakia 12.41
15 Lithuania 12.32
16 Spain 12.25
17 Denmark 11.93
18 UK 10.39
19 Switzerland 11.53
20 Cyprus 11.52
21 Saint Lucia 10.45
22 Belgium 10.06
23 Russia 10.58
24 Nigeria 10.04
25 Finland 10.43
26 Antilles 9.94
27 Estonia 9.85
28 New Zealand 9.79
29 Netherlands 9.74
30 Romania 7.63
31 Latvia 9.31
32 Swaziland 9.51
33 Niue 9.47
34 Burundi 9.33
35 Greece 9.30
36 Bahamas 9.21
37 Australia 9.19
38 Dominica 9.19
39 Italy 9.14
40 Bosnia 8.62
41 Venezuela 8.78
42 Poland 8.68
43 United States 8.51
44 Argentina 8.55
45 Thailand 8.47
46 Haiti 8.30
47 Canada 8.26
48 Belarus 8.12
49 Gabon 7.97
50 South Korea 7.71

MILFS Eat Free

Pizza Hut Did Mother’s Day Right

Wise words from Vlad

ZoBama's Under My Bus...Number 1 with a bullet

Monday, May 11, 2009

Happy Mothers Day to those who waited for their sons and daughters that never came home

T-shirt of the day

Mothers Day

Like His Mother Used to Do
He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t make the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I smacked him upside his head –
Like his mother used to do.

This baby really loves the banjo!

Abe Lincoln doin it doggy style

In this commercial with Abe Lincoln, German finance company Bontrust reminds investors that the best way to make your money multiply is to screw around in foreign markets.

Nobody does porn better than the Germans....

David Feherty says U.S. soldier would murder House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

David Feherty is one of the best golf commentators around. Feherty, is the only man I know who can call Tiger Woods a loser and not be impaled by a pitching wedge.

CBS Sports commentator David Feherty drew criticism Friday for suggesting any U.S. soldier would murder House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid if given the chance.

"From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death," Feherty wrote in an a D Magazine piece welcoming former President George W. Bush back to Dallas.

Feherty, a former professional golfer who now helps call golf events for CBS, said that troops love former President Bush by contrast, and praised the former commander-in-chief for having prevented additional terrorist attacks during his time in office.

Confucius Say.....Miss Panama one dumb broad

And you thought Miss California and Miss Teen South Carolina brought the dumbs? Well, this profound ho right here has trumped their asses! Giosue Cozzarelli, a contestant in Miss Panama 2009, gave the hottest answer ever when asked about her thoughts on a Confucius quote.

I actually thought it was Penelope Cruz at first....but no problem...she'll marry a rich guy and be on her way.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

The Arizona State University "2009 Undie Run" pictures

I don't see much running involved, not that it's a problem. Head over here for a boatload of extra pictures. Quite an accomplishment to get all these young ladies pictured since you know that every zit faced geek, star trek fan, and computer nerd left the dorm to see chicks in their underwear.

Allison Stokke is about to become famous again

Allison Stokke is about to become a household name again....thanks to the just announced 2009 Spike Guy’s Choice Awards. She's up against Biba Golic for Sexiest Athlete honors.
There are even Facebook photos swirling around that have been posted without anybody threatening legal action.

Last call for the Munchkinland "Town Crier".

The man who uttered the infamous words, “Follow the yellow brick road” in the 1939 movie, The Wizard of Oz, has died in his hometown of St. Louis Missouri. Mickey Carroll was 89 years old and died of natural causes.

Maybe the worlds best automatic garage door opener

Anybody know if their is a patent on this?

Veronique de Rugy....Don't Turn America Into Another France

Friday, May 08, 2009

Estonian Language Lesson is Dirty

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I'll just take their word for it....but it's probably a delicacy in Estonia.

How to rob a bank......Belgian Style

A local bank manager was given a three year suspended sentence for taking money from rich customers and distributing it to the poor. The manager of a Centea branch in Ghent stole almost €1 million from customers’ accounts and used it to give loans to people with financial difficulties, sometimes even digging into his own savings.

“I was naive,” said the modern day Robin Hood. “They abused my trust.” He was also fined €500 and ordered to pay €250,000 in compensation.


Manny Ramirez doodle sheet

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Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He's denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him.

And since Manny is quite possibly the world's stupidest human, look what his press conference speech sheet looks like.

Facebait....debt collectors are using Facebook as bait

Debt collectors are using cute chicks as bait on Facebook to track down and keep track of debtors. For some reason, someone at CBV collections decided to out the truth behind the online construct "Jenny Anderson," that she was the tool of professional skiptracers, to all 658 of her "friends."

And I thought that cute 25 year old was interested in me....for me.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Porn Star Stormy Daniels kicks of political campaign with "Don't google me till you get home"

Stormy Daniels strode onstage at a downtown Baton Rouge restaurant in a tight black blouse with a plunging neckline and a knee-length skirt in the popular purple of Louisiana State University. She introduced herself with a warning.

"For those of you who don't know who I am," she told the lunch crowd at The Roux House, "I'd suggest that you don't Google that until you get home from work."

Senator David Vitter whose name was in the little black book of the DC Madam, may have a challenger in porn star Stormy Daniels. According to hookers in the employ of the now-suicided DC Madam, Vitter enjoys adult baby roleplaying including wearing diapers.

American Politics...... Whores, Bores and Dirty Drawers.

Here's a little clip of Stormy "takin the pipe". I should not have to mention this is totally NSFW.....but I will.

The Blonde Escalator


No explanation needed other than "blonde".

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Extreme beer pong shots

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