Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The hot unemployed chicks, are taking to the pole

Read this article that ran in yesterday's Post about the "scores" of laid off female professionals in cities who've taken up work as working girls.

Such as Randi Newton, a former financial analyst at Morgan Stanley who got canned and decided to climb up on the pole to make a few shekels ("A few nights after I got laid off, I went with friends to a strip club to get drunk and forget my unemployment troubles," Newton said. "The manager offered me a job as a dancer. I thought it was different. And fun.")

Ahhhh....... the law of unintended consequences strikes again. Being a Chippendale has always been my backup plan.

For your next vacation.....try Wonderful Wales

I've never actually been to Wales, but I've heard it's a beautiful country. And from these photos of St. Mary street in Cardiff, it looks like Wales would be a great place to take your family for a nice, wholesome, vacation.

For an abundance of more Wales scenery, check out Holy Taco

Pretty good cartoon about Obama and the AIG crisis

Pork Faggots.....It's what's for dinner!

Hey...What's in a name

Monday, March 30, 2009

Even Hookers are getting rent increases in Brussels

Prostitutes occupying the windows around the North Station in Brussels are feeling the pinch of the credit crisis. While they pay between €150 to €300 a day to rent a window, the price is set to rise as Schaerbeek commune ups the taxes on the specialised ‘waitresses’ from €2,500 a year to €3,353.
Last year, this tax brought in €450,000 to the commune, its third biggest source of revenue.

I guess with all that extra afternoon delight business from the Eurocrats, they felt a rent increase was justifiable.

Amazing pictures of the flooding in Fargo

This one is close to home as my son is among the students at North Dakota State filling sandbags in the indoor football stadium. The Globe has some amazing pictures of the area, as it looks like a war zone with the Blackhawk helicopters everywhere.

Funny how things work in the midwest...you don't see a bunch of people sitting around waiting for the government to take care of them ala New Orleans. And where the hell are all the Hollywood types offering their sage advice...and help. I keep waiting for Sean Penn to show up in his putt putt boat, but I'm sure it's way too cold for these guys.

Mention global warming around this group and they might just hand you a tin hat just before they chain you to an ice dam.

Rod Stewart and the Amazon wife

Really no reason for this post except the obvious. Evidently Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster are going to move back to the UK to educate his son. Wherever they are at, there is no global warming anyway...the weather looks a bit nippy.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Ever seen a fight with a double knockout?

Be Patriotic...Fire up those light bulbs for LIBERTY tomorrow

A Web site called EarthHour.org urges global warmists to "VOTE EARTH BY SWITCHING OFF YOUR LIGHTS FOR ONE HOUR" starting at 8:30 p.m. tomorrow.
I am tempted to make fun of this, actually, I make fun of it all the time, but then I remembered what President Chucklehead said about cynics who fail to understand that the ground has shifted beneath them. So instead of being consumed by the stale political argument that this protest is silly, I'm going to do something positive: organize a counterprotest.

If you are against global-warming hysteria, high taxes, socialized medicine and a weak foreign policy, Sunday is your day. Show how you feel about the issues by turning on your lights in the evening and leaving them on until you go to bed. When you cruise up to that stoplight in your Hummer.....make sure you rev the engine and enjoy the icy stares of those moonbat global warming pricks. As Monty Python would have it, add some more CO2 and make sure to "fart in their general direction". If you go out for a drive after dark, make sure you turn your headlights on bright on too.

Granted, the EarthHour people have a head start on us. They started planning this months ago, whereas I'm giving you all of 24 hours notice. Yet I think the outlook is bright for this effort. Tell your friends, tell them to tell their friends, and so on, and maybe millions of people across the country will turn their lights on Sunday night.

If no one will listen to the silent majority, let's at least make sure they see us. So, just like the folks at Motel 6, I’ll leave all my lights on for you.

Friday, March 27, 2009

One for the girls today

With Easter coming......this is really sad.

Ohhh the terror...not to mention the wasted chocolate!

How do you pronounce Oklahoma?

The proper way to pronounce Oklahoma is “Okla…..homa” (there’s a pause between the A and the H)

Slow day and I'm feeling patriotic!!!

My Nominee for Dad of the Millenium!

There is an old adage that says "Good fences make good neighbors." I think this is what they meant.
While our efforts...back in the day... consisted of laying 2x4's in a square and flooding the backyard with a garden hose, along with hanging a light from the closest tree with an extension cord, this guy has taken it a step further.
Any Dad doing this would have been nominated for sainthood when I was a kid. They must have some nice neighbors too, as it goes across two backyards.

Look at the bottem picture of the cool Zamboni (in spite of the Oilers logo) . Zamboni actually manufactures these for the home market, called the model 100, baby brother to the real thing......where have I been?

In a related item I've never understood the appeal of this guy, a Canadian national icon, even though I grew up watching Hockey Night in Canada every week. Watch this video of "Making a suit with Don Cherry". At least the first 30 seconds to see the suit he shows up in. How can anyone wearing this stuff not be gay?

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Budweiser..Real men of genius, nudist colony

There goes the neighborhood

The Untold Story of Gun Confiscation After Katrina

Mark Steyn - "Kiss Your Blooody Arse G'bye"

Welcome to Europe America!

This is war...now the libtards are after Arctic Cat

First of all when is the media going to get it right...it's not a snow-machine. That's what they use to make snow on the slopes. Way to go America.....you could have had a First Dude who wins week long SNOWMOBILE races, but you elected Erkel, who can't even beat a retarded bowler!

Lefty Foes Attempt to Bankrupt Palin Family
Since Alaska governor Sarah Palin was named John McCain's running mate, her foes and various Alaskan liberals have begun a new exercise, attempting to bankrupt the Palin family through legal fees, by filing endless ethics complaints against her.

In her term, ten ethics complaints and 150 FOIA requests have been filed. (One of the complaints, about improperly firing her state public-safety commissioner, predates her national prominence.)

While holding elected officials accountable is laudable, most of the matters are beyond trivial. One of the complaints against her was for talking to reporters about the presidential campaign while she was in the governor's office. Another objected to her office press secretary offering a statement to clarify a statement put out by her political action committee. The latest complaint is that Palin wore snow-machine gear advertising her husband Todd's sponsor, Arctic Cat Inc, while "in her official duties as governor" when she served as the "official starter" of the race.
Palin owes $500,000 in legal fees, almost four times her annual salary. She says she may be forced to create a legal defense fund.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Extreme Sheep LED art.....Take your mind off O-Baaa-Ma for a spell

Playing Car Darts with Top Gear

If you haven’t had a chance to catch the British show TOP GEAR somewhere online or on the BBC-America channel, you’re in for a treat. These guys have the best jobs in the world. Basically drive the fastest cars and do crazy things to the rest. Like this clip of Car Darts. Usually the insuffrable Jeremy Clarkson is one of the presenters....but you don't even have to endure him on this episode.

Hey.....it's just a little heart attack

If you are going to have a heart attack you can only hope you’ll get a doctor like this. In Italy, a doctor was performing a delicate brain surgery when he started to have a heart attack. Knowing his patient would not survive if surgery was stopped he nutted up and kept going. Think about that act of manliness next time you are complaining about your allergies.

An Italian doctor completed a brain operation despite having a heart attack after realizing his patient would never recover if he stopped the surgery.
Surgeon Claudio Vitale started feeling pains in his chest half way through the operation but refused to stop despite his team’s urging and the pain worsening.

After finishing the surgery, the doctor had an angioplasty operation to treat his attack.
Vitale insists he’s not a hero, but that he couldn’t leave the patient “at such a delicate moment.”
Both doctor and patient are recovering.

Can you adopt an orphan SMART car?

It seems like the number of “orphaned” Smart cars in the U.S. are growing. Maybe they heard about the new Tata, and are waiting for that instead. Although this model claims to seat 13, it looks a little crowded to me.

I smell mascot lawsuit here....

Reality TV star Jade Goody dies...National IQ jumps 3 points overnight

Anna Rawson...the new GO DADDY Girl

I'm not sure if you guys knew this, but somehow, someway, having a really hot babe as your spokesperson does wonders for your company. GoDaddy.com understands this, and plans on adding Aussie golfer Anna Rawson as it's new spokesperson.

Anna Rawson, as you might remember, has been in the headlines two times in the past four months, once for successfully meandering her way through LPGA Q-School alongside Michelle Wie to get full status on tour, and again for comments she made about the past image of the LPGA.To recap what she said during a radio interview in Australia:

"The tour has got so much better with so many young stars and great players," Rawson told the radio station in an interview arranged by her father Jim. "But the mentality unfortunately amongst the media and the industry hasn't changed. They still think we're at 25 years ago when the tour was full of, you know, a lot of dykes and unattractive females nobody wanted to watch."

Paula Creamer and Natalie Gulbis are golf babes, yes. Crowd favorites with the boys (and some heterosexually challenged girls as well I’m sure) and for good reason. Man if you only knew what I typed here and then deleted. This girl is in love with me....she just doesn't know it yet

A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter

This will make you laugh...and terrify you at the same time.

Kim Clijsters to return to tennis in Belgium

Kim Clijsters, Belgium's former top-ranked player, is expected to announce her return to professional tennis at a news conference Thursday in Bree, Belgium, her hometown. Her plans will probably include requesting a wild card to the United States Open.
Clijsters, 25, stirred talk of a comeback by agreeing to play in a World Team Tennis event this summer and in an exhibition with Steffi Graf, Andre Agassi and Tim Henman at Wimbledon in May.

United States Tennis Association officials said that they had not received a formal request for a wild card into the Open from Clijsters, but that she would probably be granted one.
Clijsters, who reached No. 1 in 2003, won the Open in 2005, her only Grand Slam title. Twenty-three of her 34 pro singles titles have come on hardcourts.
Clijsters retired in May 2007, citing injuries and the desire to start a family. She married the American basketball player Brian Lynch that July; their daughter, Jada Ellie, was born in February 2008.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I don't speak Glaswegian

An English Labour party official is in trouble for asking for a translator to help understand the strange dialect of a Scot from Glasgow. As anyone who has listened to Billy Connolly can tell you, that particular dialect can be difficult to understand at the best of times....

You Know the Economy is bad when.......

Yippee-ki-yay, Wal-Mart Shopper!”

How to put on a bra

Ventriloquist & Her Rude Monkey

Commercial of the Day....Porsche Magnet

It's really no wonder why most guys want to own this car. Might be smart not to park near a high school though.

Meet the Fat Fockers

Meet the Chawner family. They say they are too fat to work and need more money from you and me. I’d agree with them on the second part. They are way too fat, but they could still get their grubby little fat fingers out of the cookie jar and do some work to earn their way.
It is time people like this stop taking hard working normal folks for a ride and make their problems our problems. Get on your bike, eat less, lose some wieght and get working you lazy fat asses.

Technical Innovation of the month

30 bucks in the BUDK catalog

Monday, March 23, 2009


One of our own STUDS... (Mehul) has organised the annual International Festival once again this year at the ISB. Let’s get out there this weekend in an attempt to make him look good. In the following days we will be previewing the different countries of the fair every day on the blog. Be sure to check back daily for updates.

The International School of Brussels Family Association will hold its 33rd International Festival on Saturday, 28 March 2009 from 10:00-17:00. The festival, a celebration of the diversity of cultures represented at ISB, brings together the entire Brussels community for a unique one day event.

At the Festival attendees have the opportunity to experience different parts of the world through food, costume, and music. The day also includes free entertainment from around the world at the ISB theatre.

Children will enjoy participating in face painting, the World Games, or any of the many other fun events planned for the day. At 11:00 the Parade of Nations is always a highlight of the day for all attending.

The festival is an experience for both the eyes and senses, and is great fun for the entire family. Everyone is welcome - from the ISB community to the greater Brussels community.

There is no entrance fee and ISB will be providing free shuttle bus service from Groenendaal and Boitsfort Station every 15 minutes between 10:00-17:00. Free parking is available at both stations during the day. NO PARKING AVAILABLE ON CAMPUS.

If you have any questions, or would like to volunteer for an hour or two, please contact the Family Association at festival2009@randery.com.

We invite you to come and celebrate the great diversity of the ISB community.

Website – www.isb.be/festival

Location:International School of Brussels
Kattenberg 19
1170 Brussels

Directions to ISB - http://www.isb.be/page.cfm?p=379

More information: Contact Mehul Randery at intfestival@isb.be

Miss Belgium Shows Her Goodies

What do you do if your reign as the most beautiful girl of a small country like Belgium is over? You basically wait for the offers to model tiny lingerie to roll in. And that is exactly what former Miss Belgium Alizee Poulicek did for La Perla. Finally a Miss Belgium we can be proud of. It's not naked, but it's almost better.

Best Dunk Ever

Was Al Gore ever circumsized?

Because there is seemingly no end to this prick.....

Obama selling the raping of America

I've gone to the trouble of subtitling the great ones speech, so you don't have to wade through the bullshit yourself.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Obama insults retarded bowlers everywhere

When George W. Bush was president, there were journalists who devoted themselves to cataloguing his verbal pratfalls. Slate, the online magazine, even had a whole feature called "Bushism of the Day," which led to a series of books. I guess with The Messiah, the gaffes are so numerous that no one can chronicle them all. But this one, reported by ABC's Jake Tapper is especially embarrassing. Teleprompter Jesus really is a retard, without his teleprompter.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.
Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he's gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.
He bowled a 129, the president said.
"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.
It's "like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.
Obama quickly called Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver to grovel.

Appearing on "Good Morning America," Shriver "pointed out that in Detroit there's a Special Olympian who has bowled three perfect games." Now that's just mean.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy Saint Paddy's Day

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They like their Sol Beer and soccer in Argentina

JOBLESS women are getting BOOB jobs to get hired

Ahhhh the law of unintended consequences strikes again. You see...layoffs can be a good thing.

A spokeswoman for Transform said: “We have seen a strong increase in breast enlargements and a 37 per cent increase in non-surgical procedures.

“We’ve been in business for 30 years and we have found that recessions are times when people still want to look and feel good, especially in a competitive work place.

We gotta have a St. Pats joke

Three Irishmen are sitting around in a tavern, debating which is the best pub.

The first says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, then you buy another drink and then MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The second then starts, "That sounds like a nice pub but, where I come from, there's a better one called Quinn's. At Quinn's, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

Then the third pipes up, "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" exclaim the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to ye?"

"No," replies their friend, "But it happened to me sister!"

St. Patricks Day...Bananas in Guinness Cream

4 medium bananas, peeled
2 to 3 cups Irish stout
1/2 to 3/4 cups brown sugar
1- 1/2 cups cream

Serving suggestion: ice cream and chocolate sauce

Place whole bananas in a hot skillet. Pour stout over the bananas and boil for 2 to 3 minutes, flipping the bananas over often. Cover bananas with brown sugar and let the sugar melt. Pour cream over bananas and let simmer for 2 to 3 minutes. Serve with ice cream and chocolate sauce, if desired.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Jon Stewart bodyslams Jim Cramer and CNBC

Stewart morphed into a populist avenging angel this week, demanding to know why CNBC and its most manic personality, Jim Cramer, failed to warn the public about the risky Wall Street conduct that triggered the financial crisis.

Cramer has told colleagues he felt blindsided by Stewart's hostile approach. But many CNBC staffers were furious with Cramer on Friday for failing to defend the network's reporting or to criticize Stewart's video clips as selectively edited or out of context.

If you missed the interview it's available in three parts on Comedy Centrals site. That was some awkward fun...eh? Way to kick some douchebag derriere. Cramer just sat there and took his medicine. He's clearly shaken that his fellow libtard Dems have turned on him.

Anybody else but me think it's sad to see that it has fallen to the comedians to hold people accountable these days......

How Beer managed to define us....a history lesson

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadichunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals, and 2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is knownas the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.