The new Obama stamp

The postal service has created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The problem was, the stamp was not sticking to the envelopes.

This enraged the Captain of Bullshit, who demanded a full congressional investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, although a large share of that was for Nancy Pelosi's botox treatments, and Joey Biden's daily commutes to the White House on his special short bus.... the Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect working order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.