Thursday, August 20, 2009

Obama Beer

The Vikings get Favre



"John Madden" on Favre at the 5 minute mark, but watch the whole thing...it's hilairious.

Triumph the wonder dog "kills em" at the Bonaroo Music Festival


Triumph the Insult Comic Dog makes an appearance on The Tonight Show, in a taped segment filmed at the Bonnaroo music festival. Triumph among, as he put it, “thousands of pungent hippies,” is pure awesome, as usual.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The pure awsomesness of Hilary..... is back!



This is way more fun to watch than try and explain. You know she still has to be smokin, thinking about what Bill was doing to Lisa Ling's sister on that long plane ride back from the Kimster's underground lair.
That really is a hot pantsuit too, I love her new paunch!

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Sign of the times

Obama's union thugs are on the loose



This is the raw video showing union thugs from SEIU (Service Employees International Union), one of The Messiahs group of paid thugs, beat the hell out of a black conservative who was handing out yellow "Don't Tread On Me" flags. The victim, Kenneth Gladney, was one of many who showed up to tell Rep. Russ Carnahan they want nothing to do with the fraud called ObamaCare.

The hot waitress index...a true economic indicator

In New York, economic indicators are often based on the degree to which people are being thwarted by the lack of opportunity. An old standby is the Overeducated Cabbie Index. The Squeegee Man Apparition Index is another good one. There’s also the Speed at Which Contractors Return Calls Index: within 24 hours, you’re in a recession; if they call you without prompting, that’s a depression.

The indicator I prefer is the Hot Waitress Index: The hotter the waitresses, the weaker the economy. In flush times, there is a robust market for hotness. Selling everything from condos to premium vodka is enhanced by proximity to pretty young people (of both sexes) who get paid for providing this service. That leaves more-punishing work, like waiting tables, to those with less striking genetic gifts. But not anymore.

A waitress at one Lower East Side club described to what happened there: “They slowly let the boys go, then the less attractive girls, and then these hot girls appeared out of nowhere.

Let's play name that band....


Some of those angry well dressed mobs at the townhall meetings

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Lady GaGa's boobs explode



The Andy Warhol wannabe explodes on stage…

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

It's expensive to be Queen

Remember the uproar from the libtards and the mainstream media about Sarah Palin's "donated" $150,000 wardrobe at the RNC?
Look at the amount Michelle Obama spends of your tax money, and this cow still can't dress herself.
Serving as Queen must be a big job. Canada Free Press gives an idea of how much of our money Michelle Obama has to spend just to staff herself.
Just to give you a comparison..Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary. Jackie Kennedy and Laura Bush had one assistant.

1.$172,2000 - Sher, Susan (CHIEF OF STAFF)
2.$140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (DEPUTY ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
3.$113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL SECRETARY)
4.$102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
5.Winter, Melissa E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
6.$90,000 - Medina, David S. (DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
7.$84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (DIRECTOR AND PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)
8.$75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND ADVANCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
9.$70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
10.$65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)
11.Reinstein, Joseph B. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)
12.$62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND EVENTS COORDINATOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)
13.$60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF ADVANCE AND TRIP DIRECTOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)
14.Lewis, Dana M. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT AND PERSONAL AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)
15.$52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)
16.$50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT FOR SCHEDULING AND TRAVELING AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)
17.$45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
18.Tubman, Samantha (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR,SOCIAL OFFICE)
19.$40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
20.$36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (STAFF ASSISTANT TO THE SOCIAL SECRETARY)
21.Bookey, Natalie (STAFF ASSISTANT)
22.Jackson, Deilia A. (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)

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Sausage Chop-O-Matic

Anybody else get a queasy feeling looking at this?

Also convenient if you have a Democrat in the family


President Clinton awaits plane ride with two hot Asian chicks!

All I can say is I hope those girls have chaperones on that plane.

Former President Bill Clinton left North Korea early Wednesday, after securing a pardon for two jailed American journalists from the reclusive North Korean president, Kim Jong-il, Reuters reported. The two journalists, Laura Ling, 32, and Euna Lee, 36, were returning to the United States with Mr. Clinton, the news agency reported, after having been held by North Korea since being detained by North Korean soldiers along the Chinese border on March 17. They were on a reporting assignment from Current TV, a San Francisco-based media company co-founded by Al Gore, the former vice president.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Real Men of Genius

South Carolina.....who'd of thought?

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The 47 million uninsured

Cash for Clunkers.....The European way!


Amsterdam police are deeply concerned about a new craze in which vandals toss parked Smart cars into the city’s canals.

The so-called ‘Smart tossing’ takes place mainly during the weekend, when many youths are out for a night on the town.

Dutch media indicate that environmentally-friendly "smart" cars, tiny two-seaters, are being picked up by roving bands of "pranksters" and tossed into the city's canals.

According to the Dutch-language Telegraff, five of the smart cars have been thrown in the water in the past two weeks. Authorities fear the practice will spread to other locations.

Interestingly, the car-chuckers are called pranksters whereas if they set the cars on fire, they would be called unemployed, disenfranchised minority youths protesting their poverty-stricken lives.

I want this guy building my house!

Another "only in Belgium story"


Escaping prisoners rob banks in Belgium

Three men on the run after escaping from a Belgian prison are reported to have carried out no fewer than four bank robberies since their escape on July 23, said VRT news on Saturday.

Ashraf Sekkaki and his two accomplices have been identified on CCTV footage from four small banks that were robbed earlier this week. The banks were all robbed in the same way by three masked men. In all four cases, the robbers made their escape in a small black car, said VRT news.

A clerk at one of the banks that was robbed recognized Sekkaki and Abdelhaq Melloul-Khayari. The two are also clearly recognizable on video footage of the robbery of a bank in Retie, Antwerp province. The third fugitive, Mohammed Johri, is believed to be the driver of the getaway car.

The three men made their escape from a high security prison in Bruges on board a hijacked helicopter. They later hijacked a car in the East Flemish town of Aalter. Although the car was later found, the fugitives are still at large.

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