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Tiger's Movie....'Nothing about golf", is out

Tiger Woods makes public statement (full video)

Well, that's one African American of mixed descent that has apologized for screwing a lot of Americans over the last year. Only one to go.

I'm so glad he apologized. I can't wait until all hundred and twenty million adulterers in this country also broadcast their apologies, too, so can we can get that over with and then maybe get back to the news. Oh wait, this is the news.

What on earth does he have to apologize to us for, he's not a public official? For having sex with women? Guys do what guys do because of the way that they're made. And getting mad at a young, rich, famous athlete for having sex with a bunch of women who have made themselves readily available is like getting mad at cats for eating birds or dogs for barking. Tiger's behavior is an average week for alot of pro athletes.....the only question here, is what the hell did he get married for. If not for that...there is no story here. Pretty easy for most people to condemn when they'll never have the opportunity to begin with.

He should have gotten some advice about bangin stray's from Derek Jeter years ago....now this is an impressive list people....with pictures.

Tiger Woods reads poetry...and Phil is a cheat

I've been looking fo an excuse to post this video of Tiger....so here's a fairly boring story about Phil Mickelson's clubs.

Maybe you’ve seen or heard about some of the latest groove controversy. It all started with a small rule change that seemed to be just another “nit picky” implementation by the USGA. Now it’s developed into a major feud between players and USGA officials, led by Phil Mickelson on the players side.

So Mickelson adheres to the nonsense and puts a Ping Eye 2 wedge in his bag, only then to be called a “cheater” by Scott McCarron.

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Arnold & Maria Schwarzeneger

John Travolta

Eddie Murphy

Sylvester Stallone

Tiger Woods

SERIOUSLY.....

John Daly weighs in on Tiger Woods

One of the great ironies of the Tiger Woods affair, or should I say affairs... is the way that Tiger and John Daly have basically reversed roles in the public eye. Daly guest-hosts Tuesday night's Sports Soup to offer a public comment on Mr. Woods in a suit he must have borrowed from Don Cherry.

Just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water....

One Tiger Woods sponsor leaves.....another arrives

Mistresses of Tiger Woods march on Washington

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Scam Alert!!!!!

I just got scammed.....I bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My favorite 18 holes".

Turns out it's about frikn golf?

Tiger Woods.....prison yard thug

Tiger Woods appears on the cover of the February issue of Vanity Fair, photographed pre-scandal by Annie Leibovitz.

Tiger in the Rough

He’s flexin’ and ice grillin’ all the women into seduction.....showin that sexy side. The one that only his wife and a few dozen cocktail waitresses are privy to.

Got to admit....it's better than having to look at a shirtless Phil Michelson and his man boobs.

Warren Beatty has registered over 12,000 kills

Somewhere.....Carly Simon is laughing her ass off. Leave it to Warren to make Tiger Woods conquest of a bakers dozen look like childs play. I'll give him this....it's not every day that a sex story makes me dig out my calculator.

A Beatty biographer, using math your algebra teacher never taught you, revealed this week that one of Hollywoods greatest pussy hounds banged 12,775 women - give or take a few dozen - in his lifetime. "How Warren Beatty Seduced America”

The book says Beatty liked to bang every Oscar-winning actress. Way to go, Jessica Tandy! Although he could do much worse.....banging Madonna for instance.

The Highlight Reel:

Jane Fonda:Says Beatty: "Oh, my God. We kissed until we had practically eaten each other's heads off…due to her ability to virtually unhinge her jaw, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself."

Joan Collins:"He made love to [Joan] Collins relentlessly. But for Collins, it was too much of a good thing. One Sunday morning, exhausted, she stumbled out of bed. Dragging on a forbidden cigarette, she said, 'I don't think I can last much longer. He never stops — it must be all those vitamins he takes . . . In a few years, I'll be worn out.' Later, a skeptic asked her if they really had sex seven times a day. She replied, 'Maybe he did, but I just lay there.' "

Fran Drescher:"He offered to introduce her to Isabelle Adjani, saying, 'We were both talking about you while lying in bed last night.' Adjani told her, 'You are very beautiful.' But it wasn't until Beatty added, 'We were both hoping you would like to join us for dinner this evening, just the three of us,' that the flashbulb went off: 'I sure as hell knew a ménage-à-troiserino when I saw one,' she thought."

Janice Dickinson:"I looked across the room and found him admiring himself in the mirror . . . In the morning, when I woke up, he was standing there again, playing with his hair, mussing it; trying to get it just right — going for that just-been-fucked look."

Madonna:"Beatty, a man who was accustomed to being worshipped by women, was on dangerous ground with Madonna. Why he sat still for this kind of treatment remains a mystery. Chances are, he was taking his own advice. He would tell director Glenn Gordon Caron a few years later, 'Never, ever f- - - your leading lady. And if you do, don't stop till the picture's finished.'

I guess Tiger's wife wasn't on a ski vacation after all

Another photo of Josefin Lönnborg, the twin sister of Elin Nordegren, surfaced Sunday night and was identified as Nordegren on a ski vacation in Europe. Nordegren never traveled to Europe for a ski vacation, despite all the msm reports to the contrary.

The U.K. Sun said that Nordegren, who turned 30 on New Years Day, has been staying in an $8,000-a-night, seven-room chalet outside the resort town of Chamonix since last Sunday. All of the photos of her are actually of her twin sister Josefin, who is seen wearing a wedding ring.

Tiger Woods and the 12 Billion dollar piece of ass!

Tiger's back......will have a new meaning next time!

Tiger Woods is not the only one who blew big bucks with his image-busting cheating spree.
His losses are chump change compared with the up to $12 billion that the scandal has cost shareholders of his big-money sponsors like Nike, AT&T and Gatorade, a study revealed Monday.

"Total shareholder losses may exceed several decades' worth of Tiger Woods' personal endorsement income," said study author Victor Stango, a professor at the University of California Davis.

The study compared the stock prices of nine Woods sponsors with competitors and the overall market after the scandal erupted last month. Investors in the three sports-related companies - video gamemaker Electronic Arts, Gatorade and Nike - fared the worst, experiencing a 4.3% drop in stock value.

On the other hand, Accenture, a global management consulting firm, experienced no measurable ill effects from Woods' fall from grace.

The must have Christmas Gift this year!

It's a good thing they put Elin Nordgren for January...because I don't think she'll be around by February. Calendar available here, and you can view the rest of the monthly bimbos.

Tiger 'hangin on' in the hood

Merry Christmas with a green card!

Nothing says Merry Christmas like ordering some poontang off the internet.....just get out your credit card.
This site is gift wrapping your Russian mail order bride for Christmas......can you say Ho, Ho, Ho, for a green card?

If you can wait till after Christmas...... they have a Tiger Woods special. Buy one, get two free!

Tiger's Wood....porn flick to be released in January

With the announcement of Tiger Woods' reprieve from professional golf, in the wake of revelations that he had numerous mistresses, the pornography industry could not resist the temptation for a parody.

A porn flick of Tiger Wood’s X-rated escapades will be released in January, heaping yet more embarrassment on the golf superstar.
An adult film company made the tongue-in-cheek film – called Tiger’s Wood – with roles for jilted wife Elin Nordegren, celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs.