Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Maybe Obama needs to get the Packers onboard as economic advisors

After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and a backup quarterback was needed.

After the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas fired coach Wade Phillips.

After the Packers/Vikings game, Minnesota fired coach Brad Childress.

During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup quarterback Todd Collins forcing the Bears to play 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

There you have it.... the Packers created more (actual) jobs last year than Obama?

There must be a way to blame Bush for this.....

The state fiscal monitor who oversees financial operations in the school district Thursday morning ordered the closing of the Barack H. Obama Elementary School as of July 1. Students next year will go to the district’s two other more modern elementary schools — Thurgood Marshall on the east side and Bradley on the west side.

Bruce Rodman, the monitor, made the decision after the school board in recent weeks failed to support a plan by Schools Superintendent Denise Lowe to reconfigure elementary grades to create early childhood learning centers in the district, a plan which would have kept the Obama school open.

Officially renamed early in 2010 after the president, the building was known as the Bangs Avenue School since it was built a century ago. The state School Development Authority had planned to build a new school to replace the historic building, but has pulled back and Lowe said recently the state would not build a new school.

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Cowboy Highlights.....it's more interesting than 1 - 6!

Lapdances seem to be the only thing goin down in JerryWorld....you ain't seein any touchdown dances. Looks like Jessica Simpson lost some weight and is takin out her revenge on Romo.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

More Miss Me Yet

Another "Miss Me Yet" billboard has been spotted, this time in Ennis, Texas off I-45 and 287. If you happen to be one of those that ‘doesn’t get it’, well...... nothing can be written to explain it to you.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Denny Crane for President

Where is the money coming from...the stimulus isn't working

Chucklehead Joe Biden drops the F-BOMB (video)

Just before a press conference to announce Captain Bullshit's signing of the health care reform bill on Tuesday morning....you had to know if was a major event.....it would call for a major screwup from Chucklehead Joe, the Captains high functioning retard Vice President.

Never missing an opportunity to go full retard when the stakes are high, Joey never lets us down...dropping an F-bomb on national TV. He leans over to congratulate the Captain on his healthcare abortion and says “This is a big f#@king deal,” in Obama’s ear as the pair do that phony liberal embrace.

Normally I'd be a little upset about all this...but this whole event had all the dignity of a Mafia sitdown to begin with. What's sad is Joe's IQ is actually much higher than the average liberal.

Because you won't see it on the mainstream media, like everytime Bush screwed up, here's some brilliant comedy for your day.

In fact, Biden's F-bomb gaffe now tops my list of the Top 10 Joe Biden Gaffes of All Time.

Very tough to reduce it to 10, because of the shear amount of material.... Top 10 Barack Obama Gaffes

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

If the Democrats have lost Howard Stern.....whats left?


I've had some trouble with this....go here if the video does not play

When you lose Howard Stern you’ve lost ordinary, everyday people. Politically, Stern is left-center to left-leaning and casually to moderately well-informed. He is done with democrats. He now sees them as communists. Many of his listeners will follow his lead.

Wanna see the 'pulse' of America?

Drive down the highways these days.....and this is what you get. When insurance guys will go out on a limb like the guy pictured below, and not be afraid of losing business....I think that says it all.
Look for Pelosi to try and sneak a law through chambers outlawing any kind of billboard deemed offensive to the annointed one.











Robert DiNiro on Homeland Security

Politicized



I wish I had the skills to make this stuff.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on Ebay?


I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit," and now it seems I'm only an hour away from owning Obama and his entire cabinet....