Gene Simmons bitch slaps Obama

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Pope Goreacle became the cover model for Weekly Standard

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Open season on Bill Maher for all you Navy guys

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“You know, there’s something going on in the Navy. Now look, I’m not trying to knock the navy or any military branch. They certainly do things that I haven’t done for my country and they have my utmost respect, but. You know, why did the Village People sing, ‘In The Navy?.’

There just seems to be a lot going on when you’re on a ship, you’re on the water, you’re away from home for a long period of time. I think there’s a mentality, a little like prison, maybe. You know, where, ‘we’re not gay, we’re just having sex with men because we are away from home for a long time’. I mean, some of these things that this man describes, you know.

It’s always reminiscent, these guys who are repressed homosexuals,of this idea that somehow it’s just sinning.”

The Global warmists are now comedy fodder

The new, improved Science. Prof. Phil Jones:
...he claimed it was not 'standard practice' to release data and computer models so other scientists could check and challenge research.

You can now forget everything they said about hurricanes. Never mind....move away please.

Everybody is laughing at Al Gore's typical moonbat NYT op-ed piece. He's doubling down on his global warming hysteria bet.This from Big Journalism's Former Veep Goes Girly-Man, Has Hissy Fit in Pages of New York Times:

With hundreds of millions of dollars on the line, Al is going all out to save his “investment” in global warming hysteria. Here, he comes up with histrionics befitting the amount of personal loss he stands to suffer.

The Obama free market

Al Gore saw his shadow on Groundhog Day

Al Gore saw his shadow yesterday on Groundhog Day.... he's getting close to blocking out the sun completely. That means six more weeks of winter, bacon, cheese, ice cream, and climate fraud.......

Global warming......is causing Global warming!

At least the folks at PETA can stop protesting these turbines now that they can’t kill bats.

Minnesota has cold weather? Who knew? So cold, that the windmills won't turn. KSTP TV calls the wind turbines "no-spin zones." Now they are actually going to heat the fluid, to make the windmills turn. The fact that taxpayer-subsidized green energy zealots would burn fuel to make a windmill turn should embarrass them.... But you know it won't.

Why don't they hook them up to giant hamster like tread mills and let fat people take turns powering them? Every Minnesotan knows that they gain weight during the winter and hide under layers of clothes. This way we'd have a leaner society as well as it being energy efficient.

How can anyone be against this? This sounds like an incredible and efficient Obama job program and there are no birds being killed during the periods when the turbines are at rest.

The most transparent government evahhhh...

First of all...when did CNN start reporting news.

The Associated Press reports the American people have been informed that their services are no longer needed.

Among those unhappy with the planned private powwow is the head of C-Span, who "has implored Congress to open up the last leg of health care reform negotiations to the public," Fox News reports:

C-SPAN CEO Brian Lamb wrote to leaders in the House and Senate Dec. 30 urging them to open "all important negotiations, including any conference committee meetings," to televised coverage on his network.

Here is the letter. Pelosi's response: "There has never been a more open process for any legislation in anyone who's served here's experience." Has a more false or awkwardly worded statement ever come out of anyone who has served as speaker of the House's mouth?

So much for transparency... here you have the liar in chief, promising on eight separate occasions to televise the health care debate. Actually Obama never lies. He just makes situational assertions.

Ed Begley Loses Control Over ClimateGate

Ed Begley's deer in the headlight eyes and incessant preaching is exactly the look of a religious zealot gone embarrassingly wrong. Just another crazy libtard who doesn't actually want to debate the issue.... just try and shout out talking points with anyone who disagrees with him. This is what you get when you have zero substance.

Gordon Brown snubbed by Afgan veterans

Gordon Brown was snubbed by badly injured Afghan veterans when they closed curtains round their beds during a hospital visit and refused to speak to him.

More than half the soldiers being treated at the Selly Oak hospital ward in Birmingham either asked for the curtains to be closed or deliberately avoided the prime minister, according to several of those present.

This would never happen to Obama.....because he'd have to visit them first.

Prostitutes offering free sex during Copenhagen conference

You know if whores like Obama and Gore are showing up...the rest of the prostitutes will weigh in. Things are getting hot and heavy in Copenhagen ahead of the city’s massive climate change conference.

The city’s mayor warned hotels against patronizing Danish prostitutes during the upcoming U.N. summit — but the Copenhagen hookers are reportedly striking back by offering free sex to anyone who ignores the warnings. Do they know Bill Clinton is coming?....and I think Tiger Woods is going to be around too.

Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to 160 Copenhagen hotels, urging guests and delegates to refrain from buying sex, Spiegel Online reported.

The city’s prostitutes have retaliated by offering free sex to anyone who brings one of the cards to an assignation.

The response is being organized by the Sex Workers Interest Group (SIO), which says the mayor’s move is “sheer discrimination.”

“Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as Lord Mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job,” SIO Spokeswoman Susanne Moller told the Danish Web site Avisen.dk. “I don’t understand how she can be allowed to contact people in this way.”

Hey, if Ritt Bjerregaard really wants to prevent people from getting royally fu- screwed she should cancel this sham of a Climate Conference.

Hitler has the answers on Global Warming

Al Gore's global warming theory debunked by the internet he invented

Obama's welfare plan

A guy walks into the local welfare office and marches straight up to the
counter and says, ”Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter at the local Acorn officee says, “Your timing is excellent....President Obama himself is here today to get you a job in person". Obama tells him he has a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy, wide-eyed, says, “You’re Bullshittin’ me!”

Obama says, “Yeah, well… You started it.”

Obama selling the raping of America

I've gone to the trouble of subtitling the great ones speech, so you don't have to wade through the bullshit yourself.

Fatass Micheal Moore wants your help

Michael Moore, my favorite piece of fatass human shit.... pleads for Wall Street insiders, Requests we all do the right thing and 'expose the biggest swindle in American history'. In other words, he's asking for free help, so the capitalist pig can make another movie about socialism.

The White House press corp is asking questions?

Maybe hell has frozen over...but I thought that was Al Gore's fault.

Confessions of a rip-off artist

Just like the film Boiler Room, a British brokerage was recently shut down for making high-pressure sales of risky stocks to unknowing buyers.

Pacific Continental Securities employed dozens of young salesmen with no investing experience to spend all day on the phone fishing for suckers who would buy their scam stocks. Essentially, a boiler room operation. The scary part is that one former broker came forward revealing all their duplicitous tactics. He's heard some of his former co-workers might be at it again with new firms. Maybe he's just pissed he isn't a part of the new scam?

Tony Levene, a financial writer for The Guardian Newspaper, wrote about some of the details the now-anonymous former broker gave. STORY

Woman sues casino for 20 million for gambling losses

If there's one thing Americans love, it's to sue the crap out of somebody. Mostly for their own own problems. Take Arelia Margarita Taveras, former NJ lawyer, who is taking a bunch of New Jersey casinos to court because she gambled away her money, her house, her parents house, and even her clients money.
"Arelia Margarita Taveras was disbarred last year and faces criminal charges stemming from the embezzlement of her clients. The casinos she names in her lawsuit are Resorts Atlantic City, Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino, Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort, the Tropicana Casino Resort, the Showboat Casino hotel, Bally's Atlantic City, as well as the MGM Grand hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Last month, a judge dismissed the Trump casinos, the Tropicana, Showboat and Bally's from the lawsuit on technical grounds, but allowed Taveras to re-file the suit against them by April."