Saturday, January 30, 2010

John Stewart slams Chris Matthews (VIDEO)



If you don't know much about Chris Matthews....I can't blame you. He's about as confused as old white libereals get. In the '60s, he did the Peace Corps in Swaziland. He admires Saul Alinsky.

He's been a longtime Obama supporter and during the campaign, he uttered this famous little ditty...., "I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."

If you haven't heard much about this it's only because his pulpit is heavily biased liberal cable channel MSNBC. His listener ratings along with those of his station, and Obama's for that matter, all reside in the toilet.

BOOB BULLY'S



Friday, January 29, 2010

Celebrity Homes

Arnold & Maria Schwarzeneger

John Travolta

Eddie Murphy

Sylvester Stallone
Tiger Woods

A little music for the times we're in......



"Everybody Knows" If the Concrete Blonde version depresses you more, take it away

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that Captain Bullshit lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

Just some raw video of strippers.....



Actually raw police or news footage of the bust at the NY Hot Lap Dance Club. While one of em waves her guns at the camera...the rest ain't too happy to have Daddy find out about this one.

Obama's new theme song!



An election in Massachusetts and a State of the Union Address that just showed us again what am empty suit he is.....and it's time to warmup the band.

Hitler hates the iPAD...go figure


Just after a bad week of our buddy Adolph ranting on the Scott Brown victory last week, my favorite dictator it all out in a tell-tale Apple iPad review....he's none-too happy.

He's none-too happy that the iPad does not support multitasking,
He's less than flippant that the iPad can only run one application at a time...etc...etc....etc...

Wall Street 2 : Money Never Sleeps Trailer



That was one of the worst previews I've ever seen other than the fact that Gordon Gekko's monster cell phone makes a cameo.....and new line delivered by Douglas that will be a classic. I'm sure.

"Someone reminded me I once said, 'greed is good'. Now it seems it's legal."

State of the Union


Stand by your plan....my apologies to Tammy Wynette

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jack Nicholson has the 'glare of the week'

Incredible basketball shot!


A high school girls' basketball coach in Kansas was told he'd win tickets to the Final Four if he hit a half-court shot while blindfolded. The crowd was instructed to scream wildly when his attempt inevitably failed (because,it's damn near impossible without a blindfold.) so the coach would think the shot went in. For an instant, he'd think he was Final-Four-bound and then the joke would be revealed. Just one problem, though......... He made it.

The Euro is in a deep slide

Late last year, it became fashionable to predict the dollar's demise. This year, however, shaky state finances within the European common currency zone have many worried about the future of the euro. Even the EU thinks the monetary union could be in danger.

In just a month and a half the Euro has gone from $1.51 to $1.40 today, and many analysts are now warning that it may be in for a long slide. DER SPEIGEL

I'm going to Poland for my next haircut!




Obama puts the nation to sleep during State of the Union address



Harry Reid goes down for the count...3...2...1....head drop

"I fight terror 24/7. The system is always working."


He's still not listening.....Obama's State of Denial Address


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Remember Rep. Joe Wilson’s “You LIE!” retort during Obama’s last speech in the Capitol Building? It was about the only honest thing said throughout the speech. His exposing of Obama’s lies netted him at least $2.7 million in contributions.

Well, now we have a new “Joe Wilson” ...... coming straight from the Supreme Court of the United States.

Watch Justice Samuel Alito’s mouthed response of “That’s not true” to Obama’s bullshit.

Explosion in Liège collapses apartment building (video)


Video from Liège, Belgium. The collapse occurred about five hours after the intial explosion gutted much of the building. At this point nine bodies have been pulled from the rubble with others missing.

A five-story apartment building caught fire and collapsed Wednesday after an apparent gas explosion, injuring at least 21 people, including a teenager who was pulled from the rubble, officials said.

The blast occurred at about 2 a.m. (0100 GMT) and as darkness fell Wednesday night firefighters were still digging through the rubble looking for other survivors since two separate voices had been heard from within the wreckage, officials said.

Smoke and small fires were making the search difficult, especially for the sniffer dogs being used. Bricks and twisted metal remained piled piled yards (meters) high.

Belgian King Albert II visited the site to show his support for the rescue workers and his sympathy for the victims, including the teenage girl who had been rescued from the wreckage.

“It is likely there was a gas explosion,” Liege Mayor Willy Demeyer said. There had been a gas alert in the building over the weekend, but no leak was discovered, he said.

Immediately after the blast, a fire raged through the building and thick smoke billowed into the air. The blast shattered windows in nearby City Hall and spread debris and dust throughout the adjacent streets in downtown Liege.

“It was such a noise that we thought the explosion happened inside City Hall, even though the actual explosion was more than one hundred meters (yards) away, so the whole neighborhood was woken up and devastated,” said Demeyer. Most of the historic center of the city was closed because of the explosion.

The 21 people reported injured were more than the dozen residents who officially lived in the building. But the apartments often house university students who may have had guests sleeping over when the blast occurred.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Obama needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth grade children!

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The Messiah who can heal the planet, needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth grade children. You would think that after one year as president, Teleprompter Jesus could relate to 12 year old children.

SERIOUSLY.....


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Just kill me Vikings!

It's taken me a couple days to recover to start blogging again after that heartbreak. I don't even have words for this, but as I mentioned in my previous post, I was worried after Prince wrote that batshit crazy Viking song. What do you expect.... when they have fans like the one pictured above, and we have ones like the guy at the bottem, bending over and saying, "please sir...may I have another." I hope the dude knows he's going to die with that beard.

So not having the words to say I will leave you with one of the better rants I received via email the last couple days from Mike....a high school football buddy of mine.

As I watched the 2nd half, I was still thinking we should win! After all the un penalized cheap shots that Favre took, I was still thinking I might look good in a #4 jersey. As the game got down to the final Viking possession, I was believing they could win. Then, at the 19 second mark, I knew it was over and I had been once again sucked into that never ending ,gut wrenching feeling that all true Viking fans must endure. I believed!!!! You would think I would know better! Going back to Super Bowl 4 I had believed in the Vikings. At the start of every new season, I believe that this might be the year they get off the schneid. At the beginning of the season, I knew St. Brett would break my heart but I would not succumb to that doubt. Even though I said out loud and on Facebook that Favre would do this, I wanted to believe in my Vikings and I did. Today I cancelled my "best of Sirious" subscribtion because there is no more football, the season is over.
"I am a true Vikings fan! I expect them to let me down and they have never failed" I would like them to fail my expectations just once before I pass.

I f there are errors in the spelling it is because Captain Morgan has done HIS job, now if only the Vikes would do theirs.

The ROCHESTER (MN) POST-BULLETIN reports Pearson claimed he made a pledge in 1974 to not shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Time to settle in and watch the Vikings

Looks like the Jets incredible run is over. They were up by 11, but down by ten into the fourth quarter now. It's a little tougher to beat them when Manning plays the whole game.

The Vikings - Saints game starts at 12:30 in the morning over here, so it's going to be a long night for me.
Hopefully the Vikings can overcome the Saints and that Godawful Viking Fight Song that Prince scratched out earlier in the week.

Miss Belgium causing controversy again

Some say politics and beauty go hand-in-hand, but it appears no-one told 18-year-old Miss Belgium winner Cilou Annys

Annys sparked controversy when she posed in a magazine with nationalist politician Bart de Wever, who wants independence for the Dutch-speaking region of northern Belgium from the francophone south of Wallonia.

The provocative photo shows de Wever slicing through the word Belgium, embroided on Ms Annys winner’s sash.


Some Euro toe from Belgium!

WHERE ARE ALL THE UNICORNS?

Humor always stems from truth, irony and hypocrisy.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Godfrey Bloom exposes more global warming scammers at the European Parliament



This gives me a little hope in human nature. Thank you Mr Bloom for proving there are still some Brits who have their balls intact!

Hilarious ad for Nolan's Cheddar



When is the last time you heard The Carpenters followed buy The Doors....effective contrast though.

When choosing a bike.....seat color is an important choice

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Amy Fisher is stripping for Haitian charity

Amy Fisher once “had a sex tape stolen from her house” .....that she courageously also promoted and received profits for...., so seeing her nude isn’t exactly a new thing. In spite of that trauma, Fisher is going to get naked once more at a Long Island club with “part of the profits” going to Haiti. You’re my real hero, Amy Fisher. Hilary Clinton brings cigarettes to the starving Haitans, you bring your ta ta's.

The media-savvy Long Island Lolita — who’s getting naked at Scene Restaurant & Lounge in Commack, LI, this weekend promises to donate a portion of her earnings toward the relief effort.
Fisher, a mother of three, launched her own porn site last year and embarked on a tour as a stripper for hire across the country.

Not so sure I want to see an aging stripper with c-section scars even if it is a novelty......and is it just me...or did her surgeon forget the level when he redid her guns?

Aborigines claim culture theft over Oksana Domnina and Maxim Shabalin's Olympic routine

RUSSIA'S world figure skating champions remained defiant over an Aboriginal-themed dance today, indicating they would use it at the Winter Olympics despite an Australian outcry.
Aboriginal elders have branded the routine cultural theft and warned it causes serious offence.

You've got to go here to watch it, as YOUTUBE has been pulling it down as soon as somebody embeds it. I did post a little nip slip by Oksana for your amusement below. The dudes not even looking at it.....and who said figure skaters were gay?

Time to lighten up Aussies you're sounding like leftwing moonbat Americans who just saw a John Wayne movie where he took care of a little Injun problem. Maybe the Russkies just had a different sense of humour than the rest of the world with that one?! Ironic isn't it?

I had me a bigass plate of spaghetti last night.....just checking....is that cultural theft from the Italians?

Obama's new retirement plan for the masses


Hell...if the Unicorn and Skittle crowd elected him...they'll have no trouble swallowing this.

$675,000 in damages for student downloading pirate

From Wired Magazine........ Captain Bullshit's administration is backing $675,000 in damages a Massachusetts student must pay the Recording Industry Association of America for file sharing 30 songs.

I hope all you little hopey/changy college idiots that voted for the Messiah are happy now. Serves you right...you dumbass little pricks.

The top 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time



I thought some were actually pretty good, but some the B movie actors just don't pull them off very well. "I EAT GREEN BERETS FUH BREAKFAST"

Friday, January 22, 2010

Let's just say that Prince jumped the shark some time ago



The Vikings fight song.


Here's somethin you're gonna want to put in the Ipod....NOT.
Brace yourself. Hold all calls for now. And close your office door if possible so you can laugh at your screen for the next 10 minutes.
This captivating little jingle is Prince’s new Vikings fight song that was unveiled last night on Fox 9. I love the Vikings..... but this sounds like a funeral dirge sung by Prince and the Lollipop Guild with a few off key Munchkins!
Not exactly Gary Glitter R&R part 2, if you wanna get pumped up.
I'm not feelin so good about the Saints all of a sudden.....

Jon Stewart Mocks Keith Olbermann Over Scott Brown Attacks

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Olberman has jumped the shark and become a parody of himself. Jon Stewart rips him a new one for his attacks on Scott Brown and other conservatives, including Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin.

It's amazing that people can be that blind about themselves....but ego is a powerful thing. You'd think his almost non existent ratings would clue him in. But lunatics like Olberman who is nothin but a chronic masturbater for attention, show the true face of the lib moonbats.

Scott Brown's wife in a bikini



Well gee whiz....that didn't take long. The wingnuts over at HuffPo seem to think there is something scandalous that a Republican has a hot wife...so they are making something out of nothing with this video.

Scott Brown married a hot chick who appeared in a bikini video in 1984 and it's big deal. Ted Kennedy made human sandwiches out of watresses when he wasn't feeding them to the fishes.... and he was the lion of the Senate.

Air America is dead! It's George Bush's fault!


Air America was still on the air? Who knew? Add them to the list of Things That Officially Sucked.....but what are their 5 listeners going to do now?

Gee, and I was worried I wouldn't have anything to get excited about this week. The moonbat lefties always have the rest of the media to get their spoon fed talking points I guess.

It is with the greatest regret, on behalf of our Board, that we must announce that Air America Media is ceasing its live programming operations as of this afternoon, and that the Company will file soon under Chapter 7 of the Bankruptcy Code to carry out an orderly winding-down of the business.

The very difficult economic environment has had a significant impact on Air America’s business. This past year has seen a “perfect storm” in the media industry generally. National and local advertising revenues have fallen drastically, causing many media companies nationwide to fold or seek bankruptcy protection.

The perfect storm eh? I don't think Rush, Hannity, Beck etc.... are doing too bad with ratings. Funny thing with liberals.....the moonbats always think it's the messenger......never the message. When you're entire programming consists of blaming Bush.....that ain't getting you ratings Skippy.

Also a perfect example of any business run by liberals. Without government support, they can't stay afloat. (see PBS). They can't generate any revenue.....but they have no problem spending the shit out of yours.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Obama had to get a bigger bus...paging Martha Coakly

...and the wheels of the bus go bumpity bump....bumpity bump

HEY OBAMA....CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?


John Daly weighs in on Tiger Woods


One of the great ironies of the Tiger Woods affair, or should I say affairs... is the way that Tiger and John Daly have basically reversed roles in the public eye. Daly guest-hosts Tuesday night's Sports Soup to offer a public comment on Mr. Woods in a suit he must have borrowed from Don Cherry.

Tennesee fans wish Lane Kiffen farewell on his way to USC


Gotta like this guy...Brown was even pimpin his daughters

Scott Brown was even letting everyone know his two daughters were available. Shouldn't be a problem there.....they're both hot.

They even had the Doug Flutie Band jammin....I'll never forgive that little elf for that afternoon in Miami.


And this is why you watch bobsledding



At the World Championships in Switzerland, British bobsledder Gillian Cooke bent and stretched to warm up before her run with teammate Nicola Minichiello, but got a surprise she didn't bargain for.

As Cooke leaned out with her ass, her skin-tight suit ripped along the seam, exposing her ass to officials and television cameras behind her. Although her suit tore open to reveal a thong, Cooke did not appear to notice and continued to prepare to run down the course in St. Moritz.

The Boston Tea Party

'It is to me a new and consolatory proof that wherever the people are well-informed they can be trusted with their own government; that whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights."
—Thomas Jefferson to Richard Price, January 8, 1789.

Two hundred and twenty-one years later....Massachusetts voters handed a Senate seat held by Ted Kennedy for 47 years to Republican Scott Brown. This is a referendum on the arrogance of Captain Bullshit and his policy of ignoring the will of the people.....but the White House is already spinning the blame on Coakly. (another one under the bus)

Marsha Marsha Marsha ran 90% of her campaign as a referendum on health care, and now the spin is that it was nothing about health care at all! Gotta love lefty self-delusion, it's what put Brown over the top. I actually think all liberal history is revisionary.

As for the derision shown by Obama toward Scott Brown's truck... Which is why they don't 'get' Palin either....The libs just don't understand that yes, the common folk actually understand when they are being ridiculed, and no, the common folk don't like it.

Got that Captain Bullshit? Being the (self proclaimed) brightest guy in the room means you don't have to "score points" to show how bright you are.

Mayne Event: Favre's Secret Weapon



Jared Allen should get his own action series when he retires, he could kick The Rock's, poser ass...even if he did play for the Canes

The Mayne Event was pretty funny.. But doesn't top the Jared Allen one...


another one from sis Robyn

No More BEAVER

Canada's second-oldest magazine, 'The Beaver', is changing its name because its unintended sexual connotation has caused the history journal to become snagged in Internet filters and has turned off potential readers.

The Beaver was founded in Winnipeg in 1920 as a publication of the Hudson's Bay Company, then a fur trader and now a department store chain. It has long since become a broader magazine about Canadian history and will change its name to Canada's History with its April issue, editor-in-chief Mark Reid said on Tuesday.

When The Beaver started publication, the name evoked only Canada's thriving fur industry. Ninety years later, the fur trade has diminished and the magazine's name has become slang for female genitals. Readers complained that Internet filters were blocking emails and newsletters from The Beaver, Reid said. The society also had concerns about attracting readers.


I can't end this post without the classic Quebec spoof...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

More of that Democratic Elitism Brilliance

Maybe they are trying to be comedians...and I just don't get it.

Chris Van Hollen, chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee on the election in Mass.

“Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?” Van Hollen said. “For the Republicans to say vote for us and bring back the guys who got us into this mess in the first place, I don’t think it’s a winner.”

Well, for one thing, Brown would probably keep it out of the water, dipshit....Unlike some other lifelong drunk senator we could mention...

Hilary Clinton arrives with cigarettes for the starving Haitians

No...I'm not making that up

The night before her flight, Mrs. Clinton’s senior staff members prowled the aisles of supermarkets and drug stores buying bulk supplies of toothpaste, mustard, even cigarettes.

MIKE GREENBERG AND THE MARTIN LUTHER “COON” SLIP UP



You know he's used this expression so many times to adress Martin Luther King that it's become embedded in his thought process.

Get a little mentally lazy and it's not that hard of a slip. Sort of like people who are used to using casual profanity, catch them off guard and an "oh shit" will go off even in the middle of a Catholic mass.

Brothers at War (Movie Recomendation)

BROTHERS AT WAR is an intimate portrait of an American family during a turbulent time.

Jake Rademacher sets out to understand the experience, sacrifice, and motivation of his two brothers serving in Iraq. The film follows Jake’s exploits as he risks everything—including his life—to tell his brothers’ story.

Often humorous, but sometimes downright lethal, BROTHERS AT WAR is a remarkable journey where Jake embeds with four combat units in Iraq. Unprecedented access to U.S. and Iraqi combat units take him behind the camouflage curtain with secret reconnaissance troops on the Syrian border, into sniper "Hide Sites" in the Sunni Triangle, through raging machine gun battles with the Iraqi Army.

Ultimately, the film follows his brothers home where separations and life-threatening work ripple through their parents, siblings, wives and children. BROTHERS AT WAR provides a rare look at the bonds and service of our soldiers on the frontlines and the profound effects their service has on the loved ones they leave behind.

Harry Reid and the Negro Thang



This is long....but very much worth the watch. Educational and entertaining....totally points out the hypocrisy of racial politics.

Beer supplies threatened!! Hostages taken!!

When's the last time you heard of beer strikers taking hostages? We take our beer seriously here in Belgium. The London Times reports that supplies of Stella Artois (affectionately know as the "wife beater" in the UK) are running seriously low.









A labor dispute in the Flemish region of Belgium is affecting the world’s largest brewery. Union workers in the city of Leuven where InBev's brewery is are upset by a plan by Anheuser-Busch – InBev to cut 263 jobs.

The international mega-brewer makes Bud and Bud Light. In Belgium, it produces Stella Artois among other brands. But a blockade of the company’s headquarters in Belgium is disrupting supplies.

About 10 managers at an Anheuser-Busch InBev brewery in Jupille in eastern Belgium were taken hostage by worker union officials after the company announced it was firing about 10 percent of its Belgium workers.

“We are demanding that the (company’s) senior managers come here and call off the lay-offs,” Marc Devenne, a union representative was quoted as saying by the Belga news agency.
See one story here.

One of Leuven's landmarks is a statue called the Fountain of Wisdom. It’s of a student reading a book while pouring liquid (wisdom) into his head. Maybe it’s Stella.....

Monday, January 18, 2010

The Miracle in Massachusetts

Crazy Coakly pisses off UPS

The Boston Herald reports that Coakley has also managed to piss off "shipping giant UPS".

Atlanta-based United Parcel Service, known for its brown trucks, demanded yesterday that the Massachusetts Democratic Party, which is listed as paying for the pamphlet, stop distributing it.

The mailer asks "What can Brown do to you?" It shows Scott Brown dressed up as a UPS driver and says, "He can reward corporations that ship your job overseas just like George W. Bush."

Jon Keller does a little analysis at The Wall Street Journal: The Backlash Is Coming! The Backlash Is Coming! - "...Tellingly, the usually-demure Ms. Coakley has been scorching Mr. Brown with a tired strategy out of the Obama campaign playbook, linking him to "the failed policies of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney." Mr. Brown counters by linking Ms. Coakley to Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Deval Patrick--people actually in power..."

I Gotta Feelin.....Vikings Song

Chicks with big GUNS!

This is what it sounds like..... when Cowboys cry

Prince looks like Rihanna…how does a 50 yr old (man?) end up looking like a 23 yr old hot chick......and tell me the last time you might have heard Bud Grant, and Prince, referenced in the same sentence.
But I spent a frikn billion for Jerry's World.....this wasn't the way it supposed to play out.

Scott Brown Rally in Worcester (video)


There is nothing cuter than little anti Obama rebels!

A series of hecklers throw Captain Bullshit so far off stride, he can't function without the teleprompter.

Those Scandi's in Minnesota are a thrifty bunch

Although I've been accused of being on the thrifty side on more than a few occasions....contrary to popular opinion....that is not me.

got it from Deb