Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Alexandra Wallace....Racist UCLA Student's Rant Against Asians

Alexandra Wallace is an UCLA student and a bikini model. And I bet she drinks, too. What makes Alexandra extra-super special is that she also released a YouTube video a few weeks back criticizing Asians for something that's hard to even comprehend via her val-speak in the video, and now she's getting death threats from Asian gangs.

This is what happens when blondes are given technology, and opposable thumbs. The only connection this attention whore should have with politics, is adequately servicing our wayward politicians in the confines of a sleazy motel room.

Me thinks her grades are about the same as her cup size....and WTF? She looks like a cow in the video. How did she get so hot?
CONTENT WARNING: Your IQ may be lowered simply by watching this.


Youtube is fantastic...I love it when people who don't have that 'this might not be a good idea filter' in their brain post this stuff, and then try to recover. Once it's up....nothin you can do about it.

 Earlier this week Gilbert Gottfried was fired from Aflac, as the voice of the Duck after Twitter "tweets" like this... funny as hell, but turned out to be very expensive jokes for Gil.


"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

"I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said 'is there a school in this area.' She said 'not now, but just wait.'"

Monday, February 28, 2011

Gaddafi Duck



This is funnier than most of the Hitler video's.
If you don't understand the reference to the nurse...she's the latest to flee the sinking ship. The dictator's favorite Ukrainian nurse Galyna Kolotnytska, has taken her leave from Tripoli permanently. The approximately 38 year old nurse was first exposed in WikiLeaks cables.


Thursday, February 18, 2010

Remember those tingly feelings you had about ELLY MAY CLAMPETT when you were a kid.

Remember the smex that was Ellie Mae Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies? She could tame the wildest of beasts and had no clue how rawrr she was.

Now.....not so much.....

Monday, February 01, 2010

Damaris gives doing housework a whole new look (video)

Not only does she make some of London’s sexiest knickers, but lingerie designer Damaris, has made a little film that shows appropriate attire for housework. Watch the commercial, and you'll see why you might want to stay home to supervise the cleaning.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Lingerie shows right on the street in Paris



How about some sex-laced advertising from the French Aubade lingerie campaign which has a woman pimping the lingerie from an apartment above a busy street where passersby can watch her silhouette behind a window curtain.

When she's done prancing around in the room, she unveils herself and then closes the blinds revealing the brand name.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

Olialia Cola is "SexyCola"


Who'd a thought the Lithuanians would develop the best tasting cola ever. You know the drill.....click to enlarge.





Sunday, February 24, 2008

Making deposits with topless bank tellers!

Barclays is in advanced talks to buy a controlling stake in Russia’s Expobank, but don't think I'd bore you with that, it's not why I'm posting this. The Bank recently released a calendar featuring its employees in scantily clad lingerie, leaving little to the imagination.
The models include the bank’s chief economist for super-rich VIP clients, Anna Pogodina (Miss March), and her boss, Julia Kovyneva (Miss April), who is sprawled across a bed. Senior manager Maria Guterman begins the year with her modesty protected by only a tray of cakes.
My question is why are these women working in banks? This is where a penalty for early withdrawal is a major issue.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

STUDS endorsed mens underwear


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"Men don't like to look at naked men" Viral ads for JBS Underwear, Denmark’s largest underwear producer. Instead of showing half-naked guys on men’s underwear packages, I’ve always thought that half-naked women would be a much smarter decision. It seems that a company by the name of JBS Underwear from Denmark had the same thought, and decided to run with it. BRAVO

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Introducing the Puty-cat Dolls

HE is is the world’s most barking-mad leader and runs the former Soviet Union with an iron fist.
But Vlad Putin has not lost his marbles on one count — signing up totty for his political party United Russia.

They are all former Olympic athletes who have been elected this month in allegedly corrupt political elections for dodgy Putin’s party.

Viktor Gribachev, a Russian political analyst and former press officer for the Russian parliament, said: “We are definitely ahead of all in terms of ladies with sex appeal among our MPs.
“These young women are full of energy and eagerness to become serious law-makers.” Ahh yea......I'm sure that's all it is.

STORY AND MORE PICTURES IN THE SUN

Saturday, November 03, 2007

'Suicide blonde' kills three people while trying to kill herself

I WAS REALLY JUST LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS PICTURE

A model who killed three people while trying to commit suicide has been told she faces up to ten years in jail.
Stunning Jeanette Sliwinski deliberately rammed her car into another vehicle that had stopped at a red light. READ THE MAIL

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Simultaneously the dumbest and funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Click Here To Have Some Chick Moan Your IP Address
Why? Who knows. I was told I had a "really big IP" before she began moaning it.
Clicking will start the sexual moaning of numbers. Not really work safe, but so preposterously stupid you could get away with it.