Wednesday, February 24, 2010

He's got a thicker resume than Obama

Top Ten Reasons Why Homer Simpson Should Be The Next President…

I’m smarter than the last guy
With an oval office, I can’t bump into anything
Fox News is already on my side
I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job
I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions
I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts
I will be the Secretary of Donuts
My middle name isn’t Hussein… Anymore
My vice president will be Mayor McCheese
Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you’re in

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