Topless tobogganing....my vote for the next Olympic sport!

Women were nipping out to compete for a topless tobogganing tournament in Germany.

While the stars of the Winter Olympics busy themselves competing in so-called 'proper sports' (and figure skating), 30 male and female competitors, clad only in underwear, bounced their way down a 100 metre track on sledges to the approval of huge crowds. More than 14,000 spectators turned out to watch the eye-popping event where 30 male and female competitors bounced along a 100 metre track on sledges.

It was very cold and because of that, some of those girls would definitely have had a bit of an advantage in a photo finish.

Why is this not an Olympic sport?....imagine the TV ratings?

The event came after officials in another German town tried to put a stop to Germany's first ever topless tobogganing championships, after the mayor said he was 'offended' by the spectacle.

Show me your ti....... please nooo

PLEASE DON'T.......
NOOOOOOOOO....

What do Iris Robinson and IKEA have in common?

One 60 year old screw..... and the whole cabinet falls apart!

If you don't get the joke.....maybe you need a little backround.

Layla Kiffen leaves Tennesee for USC, takes Lane with her

Lane Kiffin left Tennessee for USC yesterday in a move that has shaken up college football just a bit. The atmosphere down in Rocky Top has been a bit tense the last couple days as the rednecks are rioting.



What i don't get...is why is this guy in such demand?....his wife I can understand. Lane Kiffin won five games in the NFL. He’s won seven games as a head coach in college football. The man has 12 wins on his coaching resume.

Pat Forde of ESPN has one of the better quotes on Kiffen I've heard.
"Paris Hilton has paid more dues than Lane Kiffin. Kiffin comes across as a guy who was born on third base and acts as if he hit a triple"

OK guys here's the naked pictures of Layla Kiffen

The 2010 Girls of Ryanair Calendar

The low cost Irish airline Ryanair gives the word "take-off" new meaning with its racy annual 2010 "Girls of Ryanair Calendar, for about $15 via ryanaircalendar.com.

The girls do a good job, but Ukrainian airline Wind Rose has stolen their idea, and made their own calendar with much hotter chicks......pictured here.

About 800 of the 4,000 employees "volunteered" to put forth their sexiest poses to be among "the girls of Ryanair." All sales benefit a children's nonprofit, so if your wife gets angry, say it's for charity.

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay, or Hoes for hos?

Hoping to make working in agriculture more attractive to younger Germans, the Association of Young Bavarian Farmers has presented the latest edition of a calendar showing farm girls in awesome poses.

I know what you’re thinking, the Association of Young Bavarian Farmers actually exists? I’m as shocked as you are.

MORE PICTURES I'll be in my bunk with Miss December

Jake Olson....a true inspiration

I'm a USC hater....but Pete Carrol is the reason for that. Gotta like the way the Trojan players responded to this kid though.

I don't know if anything will come of it but, Charlie Weiss made this statement as he was getting his fat ass booted out of Notre Dame.

Asked if it was frustrating that USC coach Pete Carroll is held to a different standard of scrutiny, Weis took it upon himself to blurt out an apparent Internet rumor that Carroll lives with a grad student in Malibu.

If he gets into an early morning single-car accident after which his wife uses a golf club to pry him from the vehicle, he’ll know who to thank. Guess who's going to have TMZ watch every move he makes in the near future?

Simona Halep is a jaw dropper!

How many times have you heard someone claiming they’ve discovered women’s tennis’ “the next Anna Kournikova!” Only to be underwhelmed by yet another teen prodigy who doesn’t have the goods......we may have something here with Romanian Simona Halep....she definitely has the goods!

How much do you really know about Canada?

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke, but the questions were really asked!

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -- can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q:Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs .

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go?(USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

The Marcus Schrenker fairytail airplane ride

So remember our favorite flyboy wannabe Bernie Madoff...... Marcus Schrenker? You know..... financial fraud, jumped out of his plane with a parachute, tried to commit suicide in a tent with a map of campgrounds and notes on what his distress call should say? Turns out, he isn't detail oriented enough to pull off something like that.

He was on Good Morning America telling his tale of woe, and it's actually a hilarious read, but you'd have to be an Obama voter to actually believe any of this bullshit.

I can't believe Michelle Schrenker hasn't struck a deal for some naked pictures with Playboy or some other rag, before her 15 minutes are up. I don't think their is going to much to buy groceries with after Marcus goes off to meet Bubba in the prison showers.

The hot unemployed chicks, are taking to the pole

Read this article that ran in yesterday's Post about the "scores" of laid off female professionals in cities who've taken up work as working girls.

Such as Randi Newton, a former financial analyst at Morgan Stanley who got canned and decided to climb up on the pole to make a few shekels ("A few nights after I got laid off, I went with friends to a strip club to get drunk and forget my unemployment troubles," Newton said. "The manager offered me a job as a dancer. I thought it was different. And fun.")

Ahhhh....... the law of unintended consequences strikes again. Being a Chippendale has always been my backup plan.

Amazing pictures of the flooding in Fargo

This one is close to home as my son is among the students at North Dakota State filling sandbags in the indoor football stadium. The Globe has some amazing pictures of the area, as it looks like a war zone with the Blackhawk helicopters everywhere.

Funny how things work in the midwest...you don't see a bunch of people sitting around waiting for the government to take care of them ala New Orleans. And where the hell are all the Hollywood types offering their sage advice...and help. I keep waiting for Sean Penn to show up in his putt putt boat, but I'm sure it's way too cold for these guys.

Mention global warming around this group and they might just hand you a tin hat just before they chain you to an ice dam.

There goes the neighborhood

Now that.....is a car crash! Charles "Mask" Lewis goes out in a blaze.

If you're going to go out....it might as well be in a blaze of glory I guess.
Charles “Mask” Lewis was a well-known name in mixed martial arts. He sponsored many fighters, but he’s probably best remembered for launching the MMA-influenced “TapouT” apparel line. Details in LA Times

A bizarre car crash in Newport Beach involving two luxury cars left one person dead, a second injured, a third arrested for gross vehicular manslaughter and a fourth person was detained by police. These pictures show the Ferrari crash involves alcohol, speed and a white Porsche, police say.

The drinking Koala

"Koala Man" Dave Tree made news across the globe with footage of a koala drinking from a bottle. The footage, shot on a mobile phone was all over Youtube.
However the appealing scene was actually taken in the week leading up to the fires, during preventative backburning operations.

He's still in news. They are doing a TV show about the lady who is now looking after him. Koalas don't normally drink. They get all their moisture from Eucalyptus leaves, which also makes them pretty stoned most of the time....what a life!

Three dead in stabbing attack at Belgian creche

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Three people were killed in a stabbing at a daycare centre in Sint-Gillis, part of the municipality of Dendermonde (East Flanders). Two children and one adult have died and some 10 childen were injured. The assailant was arrested by the police.
According to eyewitness reports a man went on a rampage causing a bloodbath in the daycare. His face was painted black and white. The attacker went into the daycare, pulled a knife and started stabbing anyone in his path. 3 people were killed.

Some 10 injured children were taken to hospitals in the area.The municiple disaster plan was immediatly called into effect, following the report of the incident. Ambulances were speeding to and from the creche. A police helicopter was deployed to look for the perpetrator, who left the scene of the crime by bicycle. He was reportedly detained in a nearby supermarket.

Earlier reports from the creche referred to chaos and panic in the daycare centre. Employees who were not hurt in the rampage are in shock. Federal Home Affairs Minister Guido De Padt arrived at the scene of the crime within a couple of hours. Flemish Welfare Minister Veerle Heeren was also there. Both officials are shocked about what happened and extend condolences to the families of the victims.

Dendermonde, a town of with 40,000 residents is about thirty miles north-west of Brussels. The public nursery was called "The Land of Fables with 18 children and six women, all staff members.

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