Monday, March 29, 2010


Healthcare was a bipartisan issue....Just not the way Obama wanted it

The funniest thing about health care reform is this... Not only was the the “yes” vote highly partisan, the “no” vote was actually somewhat bi-partisan. Nearly a fifth of the people who voted against health care reform were Democrats. So the “Republican” side of the issue managed to convince a number on the “Democrat” side, but the Democrats convinced exactly zero Republicans.

We live in a world of accessible information. Quite frankly, if you’re too lazy to go look up the facts yourself you should probably make it a practice of just keeping your mouth shut. So when I hear people saying that this kind of narrow, one-party passage of major social legislation is par for the not so much.

Hitler finds out Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock

Democrat Tolerance, commonly called racism when the other side does it

Meatloaf mini me

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Zorba the Euro

Earth Day....some Inconvenient Truths

Over at Stormbringer they humourously debunk the Earth Day crowd from Al Gore's Church of Global Warming.

I'm putting my eggs in this guy's basket, he's old, and he looks smart.....he started "F#*K the Earth Day", a few years ago....hilairious!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Mother kills 5 children...innocent father gets billed for costs...only in Belgium

Life is more than a little strange in this country, so although this story doesn't surprise me a bit, it does make for a daily dose of humour.

A Belgian man has protested at being asked to pay for the prosecution of his ex-wife who killed their five children, a local newspaper reports.

"I am disgusted and revolted," Bouchaib Moqadem told Le Soir newspaper.

Genvieve Lhermitte was sentenced to life in prison in December 2009 for murdering their son and four daughters while Mr Moqadem was on holiday.

Belgium tries to recover the cost of its prosecutions from those convicted but Lhermitte is insolvent.

So the state has instead sent the 72,743 euros ($97,000; £65,000) bill to Mr Moqadem.

It says the money should come from Lhermitte's share of the sale of their house.

Mr Moqadem's lawyer has reportedly asked for the bill to be written off.

When the hockey game goes into the stands

Is this some of the best drunk fighting you've ever seen?

Looney Tunes.... Democrats on Health Care

Dennis Hopper gets his star, with Jack Nicholson looking on

Dennis Hopper is currently battling prostate cancer and is in the middle of a filthy nasty ass divorce war, but he still managed to make it to Hollywood this afternoon to accept his star on the Walk of Fame.

He said the bandages were the result of a recent fall. Dennis probably knew he had to come when Jack told him he was going to wear an Easy Rider shirt.....he had to see this shit for himself.

Can't understand why these guys feel the need to pop out kids at 67. Now he's got the wife trying to clean him out before he takes a dirt nap....he weighs just over a 100 pounds.

Venus Williams and her "can can" corset

Venus Williams took it back to the '90s with the outfit she wore Thursday night at a match in Key Biscayne. The 1890s, that is.....

In her opening match at the Sony Ericsson Open, Venus wore a red, spaghetti-strapped corset trimmed with a flounce. It was part can-can, part Valentine's Day. And though it certainly flouts the conventions of tennis fashion, the dress worked: Venus won the match 6-4, 6-3.
Nobody seemed to care too much about that though. The first eight questions at the post-match press conference were about the dress.

These 'girls' are looking like the Russian track and field Olympic athletes before they started hormone testing. I think we should run a couple tests here....just sayin.

Dog eats police car!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

And now.....your president

I think I have a "Man Cold"

And you thought it couldn't happen here

Remember this scary movie...that's now scarier than ever? Amerika? And you thought it couldn't happen here.

The flimsy notion of the Left calling itself a democratic party has become more than just annoying, they aren't even bothering to hide the lies and deciet anymore. I don't really care how the media covers for them, or how much they might try and deny it, they are the National Socialist Democratic Party now. Make no mistake... and come November they need to be destroyed.

Schoolhouse Rock Parody....How a Bill REALLY Becomes a Law

You're welcome boys....daily eye candy

Maxine Waters exposes democrats real agenda in 30 seconds

Maxine Waters, "this liberal would be all about socializing the oil companies." My how far we have come, Democrats say this kind of thing out in the open now.....These moonbats just can't help themselves.

More Miss Me Yet

Another "Miss Me Yet" billboard has been spotted, this time in Ennis, Texas off I-45 and 287. If you happen to be one of those that ‘doesn’t get it’, well...... nothing can be written to explain it to you.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Denny Crane for President

Newsbusted for the week

Where is the money coming from...the stimulus isn't working

Chucklehead Joe Biden drops the F-BOMB (video)

Just before a press conference to announce Captain Bullshit's signing of the health care reform bill on Tuesday had to know if was a major would call for a major screwup from Chucklehead Joe, the Captains high functioning retard Vice President.

Never missing an opportunity to go full retard when the stakes are high, Joey never lets us down...dropping an F-bomb on national TV. He leans over to congratulate the Captain on his healthcare abortion and says “This is a big f#@king deal,” in Obama’s ear as the pair do that phony liberal embrace.

Normally I'd be a little upset about all this...but this whole event had all the dignity of a Mafia sitdown to begin with. What's sad is Joe's IQ is actually much higher than the average liberal.

Because you won't see it on the mainstream media, like everytime Bush screwed up, here's some brilliant comedy for your day.

In fact, Biden's F-bomb gaffe now tops my list of the Top 10 Joe Biden Gaffes of All Time.

Very tough to reduce it to 10, because of the shear amount of material.... Top 10 Barack Obama Gaffes

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Biggest Boobs In America...not including Obama

Meet Maxi Mounds, the Long Island woman who underwent four surgeries to get 61MMM sized boobs. While her fun bags are impressive and she did get in The Guinness Book Of World Records for her implants, Maxi has certainly got big competition. Heck, she’s got mosquito bites compared to the largest natural tatas. Just check out this roundup of the most gigantic boobs in America or, as we like to call them, the Grand Teetons!

It takes a village to raise a child


Democrat health care debate video highlights and the Pelosi Sausage Factory

Dirty deals, open threats, broken promises and disregard for democracy.... it’s a democrat thing. but Pelosi may have awoken the sleeping giant with a terrible wrath.....I know I'm awake.

Never before has the average American been treated to such a live-action view of the sordid politics necessary to push a deeply flawed bill to completion. It was dirty deals, open threats, broken promises and disregard for democracy that pulled ObamaCare to this point, and yesterday the same machinations pushed it across the finish line. Read the WSJ about how this bill became a law in "The Pelosi Sausage Factory"

What is different than in previous times is that all of these underhanded deals and outright bribes will quickly become publicly known at a time when the approval of Congress is already at 20% or less. The majority of the American people opposed this bill and their Democrat members of the House simply ignored the wishes of their constituents and think that bringing home some local "goodies" will make it right with the voters.

A few airports, more water to some farmers and other "deals" will seem very hollow when this and other travesties created by the Congress cause the US economy to collapse. The American people are starting to see that the US Congress and the Obama administration have made thug style Chicago politics national.

Anybody remember seeing "How a Bill becomes a Law" in grade school civics class?....Well, since the power grab of the Health Care bill that just passed, they will have to rewrite that.....another job created by Captain Bullshit.

Ray Stevens....throw the bums out!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Awesome Obama billboard of the week....and quite fitting after the healthcare vote

They're catching on in Colorado...Since this billboard was paid for by an organization of small business owners, I assume that the Captain is quite bewildered by such angst and hostility from the very people he claims to have helped?

Bill O'Reilly in full douchbag mode

Maybe the best rick roll ever...

Just another right wing teabager?

In reality, if you strip out all the gimmicks and budgetary games and rework the calculus, a wholly different picture emerges: The health care reform legislation would raise, not lower, federal deficits, by $562 billion.
Gimmick No. 1 is the way the bill front-loads revenues and backloads spending. That is, the taxes and fees it calls for are set to begin immediately, but its new subsidies would be deferred so that the first 10 years of revenue would be used to pay for only 6 years of spending.

Even worse, some costs are left out entirely. To operate the new programs over the first 10 years, future Congresses would need to vote for $114 billion in additional annual spending. But this so-called discretionary spending is excluded from the Congressional Budget Office’s tabulation.

Consider, too, the fate of the $70 billion in premiums expected to be raised in the first 10 years for the legislation’s new long-term health care insurance program. This money is counted as deficit reduction, but the benefits it is intended to finance are assumed not to materialize in the first 10 years, so they appear nowhere in the cost of the legislation.

Another vivid example of how the legislation manipulates revenues is the provision to have corporations deposit $8 billion in higher estimated tax payments in 2014, thereby meeting fiscal targets for the first five years. But since the corporations’ actual taxes would be unchanged, the money would need to be refunded the next year. The net effect is simply to shift dollars from 2015 to 2014.

You might think that this is just another right wing teabagger who wrote this eh?....try Douglas Holtz-Eakin.... the director of the Congressional Budget Office from 2003 to 2005.

Did he just say "dignity of the house?"

I think the whole thing is summed up at the 1:20 mark. The catcalling is getting out of hand...and the moderator comes on the PA and says "I think it would be good for both sides to remember the dignity of the house"......and you hear nothing but laughter from the participants involved.

God have mercy on our nation! Save us from these tyrants!

Help us keep the Brussels prostitutes well nourished

Bulgarian and Romanian prostitutes are being forced to eat Bulgarian specialty dishes while working on the Rue d'Aerschot in Brussels according to reports.

The Belgian newspaper La Derniere Heure reported Sunday that the majority of the prostitutes who work on the infamous street in Brussels are Bulgarian or Romanian and that they are subject to food racketeering.

A number of ‘kitchens' a long the street allegedly prepare dishes such as ‘Musaka’ and ‘Rulo Stefani’ for which the prostitutes are forced to pay EUR 10 per portion. The newspaper reported that the Prostitutes have no choice because they were threatened not to refuse food offered to them, although it is cooked under very dubious conditions.

La Derniere Heure calculated that the mafia run racket earns roughly
€15,000 per month tax free.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Lance Armstrong On Kornheiser: ‘Punkass Chump’

Fresh off his ESPN double secret probation for mocking Hannah Storm's 1960s-inspired go-go outfits, Tony Kornheiser is at it again; letting his mouth lead him where he probably shouldn't go.

"When three or four of these people start riding abreast, I swear to you, it's all you can do to not run them down! Like Wile E. Coyote! Run 'em over! Get the hell out of my way!", some people took it the wrong way.

Like, for one, Lance Armstrong. From his Twitter account:
Listening to Tony Kornheiser's comments/rant on ESPN radio re: cyclists. Disgusting, ignorant, foolish. What a complete f-ing idiot.

And this all happens the same day we have four cyclists killed by a frikn tractor here in Belgium. It happened in Flanders in Bochholt, which is near Tongeren, so what I can gather with my limited Dutch from this news story is he was transporting those bales of hay you see in the picture and had limited visibility. He drove right over a pack of ten cyclists, killing four of them. There is video in French below the pictures.

The Chicago way has some competition from the Oklahoma way

Switch your vote in exchange for some cushy appointment, as is the Chicago Way? comes the Oklahoma way of TOM COBURN

Bumper sticker of the week

Jeese James has been gettin some stray while Sandra Bullock was away

The Best Actress Academy Award curse strikes again! Let’s see — there’s Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet, Halle Barry all of whose relationships hit the skids in the months following their Oscar win.

Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee claims she carried on an 11-month affair with the West Coast Choppers guru Jesse James, including five weeks of sex — which took place while Sandra was on the Atlanta set of Blind Side.

Honestly don't see what Jesse James sees in a skank like this......but just goes to show the old addage that behind every beautiful chick, there's some guy tired of puttin up with her shit.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

White House allows Joe Biden to go full retard

It’s been awhile since they let the highly functioning retard Joe Biden out of the closet and allowed him to go off-book. He got a whole 13 minutes on stage at the annual Radio & Television Correspondent’s Dinner to hang himself by. And boy did he use every second of it. Cue the music!

It’s like watching Michael Scott on a very special edition of The Office. I wish they’d give chucklehead Joe 15 minutes of air-time every week to do this shtick... At the very least, it’s more entertaining than most of the nightly news.

I have a new found interest in Curling

Not sure I'd consider this a sport as much as an activity, although in Minnesota we actually had this as part of phy-ed in high school. These two Austrailian news talking heads are just as cluless as their American counterparts in demonstrating there clulessness.

Any woman that can pump with two hands like that will always be valuble... but the Wii seems to have alot of games based around jerking off the controller.

CNN's Jack Cafferty: Pelosi's Plan to 'Deem' ObamaCare Passed Is "Beyond Sleazy"...

All black people must leave this WALMART now! must be Black Friday!

Your daily racist WTF? Yep, apparently youse people need to get the hell out of their stores and go the f*ck back to Africa as John Turturro suggested back in the movie Do The Right Thing.

A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

Did youse people think you could get away with making jokes about us White folks n'em having pancake asses and being horrible dancers without consequences. Uh-huh, I see how youse people laugh at the pics of us on

I'm guessing it's two caucasian females that work for Commander Hopenchange.

Micheal Lewis says the problem is "the dicks were stupid"

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The problem this time around, according to Micheal Lewis..... Was that “most of the dicks were stupid.” Stewart’s analogy was “The entire financial market was a bunch of George Costanazas, telling lies they believed.” and banging their cleaning ladies on the desk, don't forget that.

Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine

How the Obama transparencey works, or Rule of Law be damned

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What? Me worry?

If you've lost Mad Magazine......what's left?

High Security Mailboxes....Gun porn for the day

Let everyone know how you truly feel about gun control. Also comes in shotgun shell and beer keg, although the beer keg is not recomended on the same street as the pistol. Drinking and shooting does not usually end well.

Now that Obama has won the award for ammunition salesman of the year.....look what it's done for businesses like this.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Paddy's Day

May you be in Heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead!

And what kind of St. Patrick's Day would it be without a little Whiskey Before Breakfast?

If the Democrats have lost Howard Stern.....whats left?

I've had some trouble with this....go here if the video does not play

When you lose Howard Stern you’ve lost ordinary, everyday people. Politically, Stern is left-center to left-leaning and casually to moderately well-informed. He is done with democrats. He now sees them as communists. Many of his listeners will follow his lead.

Government Math explained

Wanna see the 'pulse' of America?

Drive down the highways these days.....and this is what you get. When insurance guys will go out on a limb like the guy pictured below, and not be afraid of losing business....I think that says it all.
Look for Pelosi to try and sneak a law through chambers outlawing any kind of billboard deemed offensive to the annointed one.

Robert DiNiro on Homeland Security

John Edwards’ Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells ABC News She Thought Sexy Photos ‘Repulsive’

If it walks like a whore, talks like a whore, acts like a whore, then it's probably...

If you think you “look like a whore”, putting some pants on might help to dispel that myth. And stop opening up your legs for a former Senator and posing in a married man’s shirt, bouncing your daughter’s stuffed animals onto the floor each time your bare ass meets bedspread.

Rielle “Lisa Druck” Hunter is the woman who changed her name because “too many people were making limericks about her before” and, apparently, “it’s harder to rhyme “Hunter”, and nobody knows how to pronounce “Rielle”, so no more dirty Irish bar poetry”.


I wish I had the skills to make this stuff.

The last time we had a Unicorn.....

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My son got kicked out of school for this?

Just so you know.....I'm the president....and my name is Captain Bullshit

I think these two pictures make some kind of statement! Here is what your narcissist in chief needed to set up in order to talk to a few 6th grade school children. Not much room for the kids there Captain. Still needs the Teleprompters to talk to 11 year olds, (and the Presidential seal to make sure they know “I’m the President”).

The secret service guy in back keeps eyes out for any terrorist-type-11-year-old with tea partying parents. Take a good look at the set-up.

Here's what the last guy needed

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The specs effect!

Tiger's Movie....'Nothing about golf", is out

Drunk crossing in Romania

Officials in Pecica, a Romanian village town near Hungary, have found the answer to their drunk problem. They have installed 10 road signs around popular nightspot areas in the town. The signs are bright red in color which show a person crawling on their knees while clutching a glass in one hand with the Romanian phrase "Cetateni Turmentati" (in English - “Attention - Drunks”) under it.

The mayor of the town, Peter Antal, got his inspiration from a town in Germany which installed similar signs. The signs warning Romanian drivers to be careful of "drunken" pedestrians lying on roads have been scrapped by council officials after "excessive" media coverage.