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Tiger Woods makes public statement (full video)

Well, that's one African American of mixed descent that has apologized for screwing a lot of Americans over the last year. Only one to go.

I'm so glad he apologized. I can't wait until all hundred and twenty million adulterers in this country also broadcast their apologies, too, so can we can get that over with and then maybe get back to the news. Oh wait, this is the news.

What on earth does he have to apologize to us for, he's not a public official? For having sex with women? Guys do what guys do because of the way that they're made. And getting mad at a young, rich, famous athlete for having sex with a bunch of women who have made themselves readily available is like getting mad at cats for eating birds or dogs for barking. Tiger's behavior is an average week for alot of pro athletes.....the only question here, is what the hell did he get married for. If not for that...there is no story here. Pretty easy for most people to condemn when they'll never have the opportunity to begin with.

He should have gotten some advice about bangin stray's from Derek Jeter years ago....now this is an impressive list people....with pictures.

Tiger Woods reads poetry...and Phil is a cheat

I've been looking fo an excuse to post this video of Tiger....so here's a fairly boring story about Phil Mickelson's clubs.

Maybe you’ve seen or heard about some of the latest groove controversy. It all started with a small rule change that seemed to be just another “nit picky” implementation by the USGA. Now it’s developed into a major feud between players and USGA officials, led by Phil Mickelson on the players side.

So Mickelson adheres to the nonsense and puts a Ping Eye 2 wedge in his bag, only then to be called a “cheater” by Scott McCarron.

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Tiger Woods

John Daly weighs in on Tiger Woods

One of the great ironies of the Tiger Woods affair, or should I say affairs... is the way that Tiger and John Daly have basically reversed roles in the public eye. Daly guest-hosts Tuesday night's Sports Soup to offer a public comment on Mr. Woods in a suit he must have borrowed from Don Cherry.

Scam Alert!!!!!

I just got scammed.....I bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My favorite 18 holes".

Turns out it's about frikn golf?

I guess Tiger's wife wasn't on a ski vacation after all

Another photo of Josefin Lönnborg, the twin sister of Elin Nordegren, surfaced Sunday night and was identified as Nordegren on a ski vacation in Europe. Nordegren never traveled to Europe for a ski vacation, despite all the msm reports to the contrary.

The U.K. Sun said that Nordegren, who turned 30 on New Years Day, has been staying in an $8,000-a-night, seven-room chalet outside the resort town of Chamonix since last Sunday. All of the photos of her are actually of her twin sister Josefin, who is seen wearing a wedding ring.

The must have Christmas Gift this year!

It's a good thing they put Elin Nordgren for January...because I don't think she'll be around by February. Calendar available here, and you can view the rest of the monthly bimbos.

Tiger 'hangin on' in the hood

Jamie Jungers has nude photos of Tiger Woods

Susan Minor, the maternal aunt of Tiger Woods alleged mistress Jamie Jungers, told RadarOnline.com that Jungers had nude photos of Woods in her possession.

“She told me that she had taken pictures of Tiger Woods naked while he was passed out drunk on her cell phone. Jamie said she was going to take the pictures to the tabloids if something happens between her and Tiger, if they break up. I thought go for it, if you’ve got them go for it.”

In other news for the day.....Tag Heuer is dropping Tiger from it's ads along with Accenture

Tiger's Wood....porn flick to be released in January

With the announcement of Tiger Woods' reprieve from professional golf, in the wake of revelations that he had numerous mistresses, the pornography industry could not resist the temptation for a parody.

A porn flick of Tiger Wood’s X-rated escapades will be released in January, heaping yet more embarrassment on the golf superstar.
An adult film company made the tongue-in-cheek film – called Tiger’s Wood – with roles for jilted wife Elin Nordegren, celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs.

Tiger Woods collectible plates...from Billy Dee Williams

Elin Nordegren Woods picture gallery

After looking at these pictures you have to wonder WTF Tiger was thinking.
All I can think of is to quote Chris Rock from "Bring The Pain"..... "Commitment will give you a head ache every now and then, but new pussy will always clear ya mind!

Here's some advice from Chris Rock that Tiger might need to take. If you haven't heard this before it's NSFW or even safe for listening to around your wife or girfriend.....but it is frikn funny.

Tiger Woods to take indefinite leave from golf

Phil Mickelson just threw up his dessert at the Cheescake factory. This is either the best PR-move ever or the most desperate. But either way......golf just got a lot less interesting. Pussy Galore guys......... It'll getcha every time.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.

There may be naked pictures of Tiger Woods out there and Elin is moving to Sweden

FOX NEWS reports today that Playgirl confirmed they received an offer to purchase naked male photos, purported to be of the controversial sports star.

Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio: “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level’. Our lawyers are currently going over them, the entire package.” The entire PACKAGE???

Meanwhile FOX NEWS reports that Nordegren is planning to move back to Sweden into this two million dollar house on an island (accesible by ferry) she bought with her sister about two weeks ago. You know....the twin sister Josefin....who I find out is a practicing attourney in London? Looks and brains.

Tiger's affairs have reached the president

Rush Limbaugh used Woods' scandal to bash President Obama on his syndicated show

Declaring that Obama had let African-Americans down and that "the black frame of mind is terrible," Limbaugh added: "I'm sure Tiger Woods' choice of females is not helping 'em out." All of Woods' alleged mistresses are white. Read more.

Pepsico confirmed it was dropping its Gatorade Tiger Focus drink, and The Nielsen Company reported that the golfer was last seen in a prime-time ad on Nov. 29 in a 30-second spot for Gillette. But a crisis is just an opportunity in disguise.

Elin Continues to Chase Tiger with a club

Yes....... they were even making fun of Tiger Woods at yesterday's Texans-Jaguars game.

Tiger Woods mistress #4 pictures...Jaime Jungers

Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress.

This one is Jaime Jungers..... and like Rachel Uchitel and several other Woods’ extramarital squeezes, is from Las Vegas. Where Tiger’s concerned, what happens in Vegas, hasn't been staying in Vegas.

Mistress #5 ....... Mindy Lawton was in the London Sun this morning, and Tiger must have been slummin to be bumpin uglies with this chick, because this is pure trailer trash. I won't even bother with the pictures. Mindy, a curvy 36C, was single and working as a £25,000 a year manager at the Perkins restaurant near Woods' mansion in Isleworth, near Orlando, Florida when she first met him.

Some good copy though..."Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough.
"He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on." She said: "I realise now all he wanted me for was sex. The only time he would call was when he wanted it.
"Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."

Tiger's going to give us a fun ride

If you’re anything like me, you were probably wondering when a Chinese CG mock-up of the Tiger Woods car crash would surface. Well, your wait is over......The Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car crash is here for your viewing pleasure.


For those who don't know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (for the moment...), is one, of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…

Elin and her twin sister Josephin met Tiger at the 2001 British Open while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.

Here's what Jesper has to say about all that..."I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."


I wonder if Gary McCord or David Feherty will be able to hold it back this year on golf broadcasts.

Advice to married celebs - when you're about to stick it in the waitress, ask, "Will my kids read about this on the Internet some day?"

Some of the better ones I've heard so far.....
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

"Put a Tiger in Your Skank."

Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger

and the TIGER WOODS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD

Meanwhile......bikini-clad MJ Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is camped outside Tiger Woods’ Isleworth community in Orlando.
Her sign says: “Tiger - They offered me $500,000 - I’m keeping my mouth shut!” I'm sure his neighbors are thrilled.