Twin baby boys have a conversation

I think they figured out who's going to get stuck with Captain Bullshit's national debt....and the result ain't pretty.

OBAMA LIKES SPENDING etc... etc.... etc... etc...

You might not want to steal a shovel from this guy...

How do you explain this one?

Politicized

I wish I had the skills to make this stuff.

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on Ebay?

I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit," and now it seems I'm only an hour away from owning Obama and his entire cabinet....

Facebook abuse

First film I've seen that captures the essence of Facebook activity in the office. This is 100% undoubtedly one of the most realistic and awesome videos you'll ever see. Make sure you send it to all your co-workers. Poking is not fun people!

Two Democrats stuck on an escalator

Got it from Phil

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TESTEMAX.....the breakthrough drug for liberals

Some ads from yesteryear....that just don't work today

Hitler just found out global warming is a fraud!

GUN CONTROL

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CSI Austrailia

GOP Valentines Cards is the #2 topic at Google Trends.....maybe they are finally growing a spine. If you’d like to send a GOP Valentine’s card to your friends and loved ones, or perhaps a Captain Bullshit supporter.... Go here and make your own.

A tip from Dustin

Bud Light clothing drive commercial

got it from Mike

Talking while drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I’m married..
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9.. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

The new Obama stamp

The postal service has created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The problem was, the stamp was not sticking to the envelopes.

This enraged the Captain of Bullshit, who demanded a full congressional investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, although a large share of that was for Nancy Pelosi's botox treatments, and Joey Biden's daily commutes to the White House on his special short bus.... the Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect working order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

The solution to annoying wives and girlfriends or both

This Andes beer commercial from Argentina, shows guys at a bar using a high-tech contraption.....a sound-proof "Teletransporter" with all kinds of sound effects piped in to convince their annoying girlfriends when they call that they're not, in fact, at the bar.

State of the Union

SERIOUSLY.....