Friday, December 23, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Our little reporter here Brittney Hopper....has got her own set of GUNS. Go right to the 1:20 mark if all you want to see is the sweater puppies.
Friday, December 09, 2011
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
The blonde bombshell daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, deleted her account last week, leaving many of her more than 46,000 followers heartbroken. She's back on Twitter with a new photo.
Saturday, December 03, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Okay, so just how "special" is this education supposed to be? I'm sure this was just a resume enhancer...When she gets out of prison, she has a future with ACORN....or as one of Obama's cabinet members.
A substitute teacher for a special-education school in North St. Paul has admitted to trying to sway a student to engage in prostitution.
Tameshia Leeann Allen-Hodges, 23, of Oakdale was accused of bringing a 21-year-old female student with developmental disabilities to her home, where she took photos of the student in lingerie and suggested she perform sex acts for money.
Imagine....getting a teacher gig off this resume?
4160 Gershwin Ave North #320
Oakdale, Mn 55128
Objective: Self motivated and dependable customer service representative seeking a position in a fast paced environment.
Summary: Strong interpersonal skills are evident in the ability to interface with others at all levels. I can adept in computerized environments. Thorough understanding of client services within fast paced environments. I am a strong professional with the skills and talents necessary to resolve difficulties while maintaining positive relations.
Centerplate Saint Paul, Mn
· Answered questions from and provided information to customers about merchandise for sale.
· Aided customers in locating merchandise.
· Obtained merchandise from stockroom when merchandise was not found on floor.
· Arranged stock on shelves and racks in sales area.
· Kept merchandise in order.
· Marked and ticketed merchandise.
· Inventoried stock.
· Successfully handled the register.
· Successfully handled the money.
· Executed daily operations of cleaning, stocking, handling money and overall customer service.
Sears Roebuck and Co. Maplewood, Mn
Cashier 11/2005- 12/2005
· Sold woman’s apparel such as coats, dresses, lingerie, and accessories.
· Utilized knowledge of fabrics, style and prices.
· Promoted apparel, using samples and emphasized saleable features.
· Executed daily operations of operating the cash register, handling money, cleaning, stocking, and taking out the trash.
· Executed daily operations of assisting customers with credit card payments, offering Sears credit cards and assisting co workers when store was short staffed.
Sportsmans Guide Saint Paul, Mn
Call Center Rep.
· Sold products to business and industrial establishments and individuals for manufacturer and distributor at sales office, store, showroom and customer’s place of business.
· Quoted prices and credit terms and prepared sales contracts for orders obtained.
· Executed daily operations of answering phones and taking orders from customers out of catalog.
· Talked with customers by phone.
· Offered add-ons.
· Assisted customers with items.
· Used credit card numbers for orders.
Agape High School
Saint Paul, MN
Diploma June 2007
· Maintained a 3.0 grade point average.
· Graduated in the upper 10% of my class.
· M.E.P. program.
· Tc-Hops, a program for young mothers and children.
· Work well in a high pressure environment.
· Well-organized and efficient.
· Skilled with computer systems and software.
· Skilled at encouraging others and developing rapport.
· Self-starting, goal-oriented strategist whose confidence, perseverance and vision promote success.
· Self-motivated and assertive.
· Quickly learn procedures and methods.
· Pleasant speaking voice.
· Professional demeanor.
· Honest and friendly with outstanding communication skills.
· Fluent in Spanish.
· Enjoy working with people.
· Dependable and reliable.
· Demonstrated record of high performance standards, including attention to schedules, deadlines, budgets and quality work.
· Demonstrated effective leadership skills.
· Great accuracy, attention to detail and ability to work well in team environments.
· Dedicated and meticulous.
· Creative writing skills.
· Computer literate and can quickly learn new software.
· Committed to assisting others.
· Cheerful personality.
· Capable of handling multiple projects concurrently.
· Able to work independently, under pressure, follow directions and to work with others toward a team goal.
References: Available upon request.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Jimmy Fallon's impersonations are usually pretty good. His Neil Young might be the best, but Bob Dylan is pretty good too. This week he's Jim Morrison singing the Reading Rainbow theme song.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Aspiring Polish politician Katarzyna Lenart, Re-Creates 'Basic Instinct' In Sexy Ad for her campaign
Katarzyna Lenart is a 23-year-old student seeking a seat on Poland's parliament. And her campaign is rather enlightening, mostly because it includes her stripping in a video trumpeting her quest for election. Naturally, Polish politicos are displeased.
Maybe she’s on to something. I can’t remember the last time I’ve written two words about Polish politics in my entire life......your move...Sarah Palin!
Friday, September 16, 2011
Never seems to fail with liberals… Punish successful people and companies… reward the failures lazy and stupid. Perfect example of how all of liberalism is a failure.
FOX News.....call your doctor! Because the erection you currently have is going to last a lot longer than four hours.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Saturday, August 06, 2011
A federal magistrate in Macon issued arrest warrants for Ryan Edward Dougherty, 21, Stanley Dylan Dougherty, 26, and Grace Lee E. Dougherty, 29.
The three armed suspects entered a Valdosta bank on Tuesday, fired shots into the ceiling and demanded money, the FBI said.
Witnesses at the Certus Bank said that just after noon, two men and a woman all dressed in black and wearing masks came in through the front entrance of the branch in southern Georgia just over the Florida state line.
Mom urges fugitive siblings to turn themselves in
Dylan Dougherty Stanley, 26, Lee Grace E. Dougherty, 29, and Ryan Edward Dougherty, 21, are on the run after robbing a bank in Georgia, and shooting at a police officer in Zephyrhills, Fla.
Pretty hot for a bank robber.
Charge 1 TRAFFIC OFFENSE DUI ALCOHOL OR DRUGS
Charge 2 RECKLESS DRIVING
Charge 3 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE SUSPENDED OR RE
Charge 4 TRAFFIC OFFENSE DUI AND DAMAGE PROPER
Charge 5 BATTERY ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ET
I'm sure 'the friend' is going to regret ever have taken this picture.
Thursday, August 04, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Apparently Minneapolis is not only the number one bike city, but it's also sped into first place gaining the titles of “most gay” and “most hipster” city as well.
Sunday, April 03, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
This guy frikn scares me...he's got that pedophile look to him
A song parody that recently aired on KDWB's Dave Ryan in the Morning Show has created a bit of a stir.....to the tune of Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven." Take a listen to what's under the table at the real 'Minnesota Nice'.
During the station's morning show last week, listeners were asked to send in title suggestions for a song that the show's personalities would have less than an hour to write. Steve "Steve-O" LaTart, the show's producer, said a Hmong listener texted in the titled "30 Hmongs in a House" and LaTart proceeded to pen words set to Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven." In his parody, LaTart sang about how Hmongs live like "sardines" with no room for a couch because they sleep on the floor. He also made reference to Hmong women getting pregnant by 16 with "seven kids by 23" and "over the hill by 30."
By Wednesday morning, the show's Facebook page was filled with comments about the song, including those who found it offensive.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Supposedly these two were getting it on while there were hundreds of people in the quad below during a "philanthropy event." The guy in the photos is a member of the Kappa Sigma fraternity, who has been suspended from the frat because of the pictures.
This story would be alot more interesting if the school was UCLA, the girl was blonde and the guy was Asian. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you should check out this thing called the internet.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
The safety argument doesn’t impress SABAM either, as they claim truck drivers still profit from listening to ‘free’ music when the radio is on.
Howard Stern Speaks Out About Artie Lange, His New Contract and His Divorce in New Rolling Stone Cover Story
Howard's on the cover of ROLLING STONE this week with an in-depth interview on the King of all Media. He's been in the news a lot recently, commenting on more public stories, and his two cents is getting picked up by outlets like TMZ and those twats on The View.
Say what you will of Howard Stern, the man is a genius....he dishes out some pretty good advice if you're in the content marketing business.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Fat Ho Burgers might seem to some like an unusual name for a restaurant, but its owner has defended her choice after coming under fire from local businesses in Waco, Texas. Lakita Evans is the mastermind behind the burger joint and its unconventional name, and said she had no intention of causing offence.
'It's not calling people a ho. It's just like they say, "Oooh that ho is big," or, "That ho is tight!"' she said. Other local business owners don't see it that way and the 23-year-old entrepreneur has come under criticism from the nearby Gospel Cafe, an eatery and bookshop run by religious volunteers.
Pastor Marsha Martie said: 'Would've been nice to think a little more sensitively.' However, Ms Evans has defended the Fat Ho Cafe, which counts Sloppy Ho Brisket and Supa Dupa Fly Ho with Chz among its specials. And for the younger Fat Ho customers, there's Tiny Ho Meals.
Luckily for Evans, the publicity surrounding her controversial burger joint has reportedly been great for business. This week they ran out of change, and then beef.
DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Some enterprising hacker managed to take control of these two billboards located on Moscow’s Garden Ring Road. The video they chose to upload or stream was X-rated pornography. If you're a chubby chaser...you're going to like this....there is skin flyin every which way. Personally, I can’t believe it’s taken this long for hackers to do this. It was like the first thing I thought of when I saw one of those video billboards.
I don't know about you, but when I go to the drive-in I always get the muchies. Watching this video makes me hungry for one of them FAT HO burgers. If you've never ate a FAT HO...you just ain't livin life.
The owner of the hacked displays is an advertising company called Panno.ru. It was notified of the “problem” three minutes after the porn had started playing, but it took them a further fifteen minutes to co-ordinate and switch off the displays.
The hacker has been jailed for one and a half years. Igor Blinnikov, 40, uploaded the video on 14 January last year from his home computer in Novorossiysk, a city 1,225km (760 miles) south of Moscow. The shipyard fitter confessed to the offence, describing it as a "bad joke".
Speaking to journalists before his sentence, Blinnikov said he had hacked into the billboard "just for something to do" and, when asked how he had managed to do it, replied: "It would take too long to explain." The video had created a traffic jam on the ring road
Saturday, March 26, 2011
You gotta love the ingenuity of bar owners and what they'll do to get you inside downing their overpriced pitchers. Tired of just sitting around a table with your boys and watching some shitty NBA game on your local sports network?
Thank God for the mad genius that invented Whiffle Ball Bat Fight Club. Complete with your obligatory midget fight card dude in the ring.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Global News' Mark McAllister is feeling better after a scary moment during Monday night's broadcast. McAllister was wrapping up a piece on Libya when he began speaking in gibberish.
Notice how the blond anchor just moves right on....nothing happening here folks....move along now.
Global issued a statement saying McAllister "suffered a minor medical issue causing him to experience a moment of disorientation." Doctors eventually concluded Branson's incident was caused by a severe headache known as a "migraine with aura" or "complex migraine," which can cause stroke-like symptoms.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick.
During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and a backup quarterback was needed.
After the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas fired coach Wade Phillips.
After the Packers/Vikings game, Minnesota fired coach Brad Childress.
During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup quarterback Todd Collins forcing the Bears to play 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.
There you have it.... the Packers created more (actual) jobs last year than Obama?
Bruce Rodman, the monitor, made the decision after the school board in recent weeks failed to support a plan by Schools Superintendent Denise Lowe to reconfigure elementary grades to create early childhood learning centers in the district, a plan which would have kept the Obama school open.
Officially renamed early in 2010 after the president, the building was known as the Bangs Avenue School since it was built a century ago. The state School Development Authority had planned to build a new school to replace the historic building, but has pulled back and Lowe said recently the state would not build a new school.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's
Thursday, March 17, 2011
The XKR-S, with 550 horsepower, 502 pounds of torque and aggressively redesigned aero. Jaguar notes that this is the most powerful and fastest production sports car it's ever offered. 0-60 mph time of 4.2 seconds and a Vmax bumped out to 186 mph.
In addition to the engine and aero tweaks, the XKR-S' suspension has been reworked, there are new 16-way power sport seats with 'carbon-fibre effect' leather (we're pretty sure you're going to need to see this in person to appreciate it), and the whole shebang will be capped off with a price tag of around £97,000 on-the-road. That's around $158,000 U.S
They've come a long way from Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys.
The Corrigan Brothers