Monday, December 12, 2011

Happiness is a warm gun!

Our little reporter here Brittney Hopper....has got her own set of GUNS. Go right to the 1:20 mark if all you want to see is the sweater puppies.


Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina is all growed up!

 The blonde bombshell daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, deleted her account last week, leaving many of her more than 46,000 followers heartbroken. She's back on Twitter with a new photo.

The 22-year-old's break from Twitter was rumored to have stemmed from speculation that her dad was considering buying the Toronto Maple Leafs and the former Ranger may have been concerned about some of the R-rated pics she was tweeting.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

North St. Paul teacher guilty in prostitution scheme

A substitute teacher for a special-education school in North St. Paul...
Okay, so just how "special" is this education supposed to be? I'm sure this was just a resume enhancer...When she gets out of prison, she has a future with ACORN....or as one of Obama's cabinet members.

A substitute teacher for a special-education school in North St. Paul has admitted to trying to sway a student to engage in prostitution.
Tameshia Leeann Allen-Hodges, 23, of Oakdale was accused of bringing a 21-year-old female student with developmental disabilities to her home, where she took photos of the student in lingerie and suggested she perform sex acts for money. 

Imagine....getting a teacher gig off this resume?

Tameshia Allen-Hodges 
4160 Gershwin Ave North #320
Oakdale, Mn 55128
Objective: Self motivated and dependable customer service representative seeking a position in a fast paced environment. 
Summary:  Strong interpersonal skills are evident in the ability to interface with others at all levels. I can adept in computerized environments. Thorough understanding of client services within fast paced environments. I am a strong professional with the skills and talents necessary to resolve difficulties while maintaining positive relations. 
Centerplate                                                                                       Saint Paul, Mn
Concessions                                                                                      11/2006-05/2007
·        Answered questions from and provided information to customers about merchandise for sale.
·        Aided customers in locating merchandise.
·        Obtained merchandise from stockroom when merchandise was not found on floor.
·        Arranged stock on shelves and racks in sales area.
·        Kept merchandise in order.
·        Marked and ticketed merchandise.
·        Inventoried stock.
·        Successfully handled the register.
·        Successfully handled the money.
·        Executed daily operations of cleaning, stocking, handling money and overall customer service.
Sears Roebuck and Co.                                                                 Maplewood, Mn
Cashier                                                                                           11/2005- 12/2005
·        Sold woman’s apparel such as coats, dresses, lingerie, and accessories.
·        Utilized knowledge of fabrics, style and prices.
·        Promoted apparel, using samples and emphasized saleable features.
·        Executed daily operations of operating the cash register, handling money, cleaning, stocking, and taking out the trash.
·        Executed daily operations of assisting customers with credit card payments, offering Sears credit cards and assisting co workers when store was short staffed. 
Sportsmans Guide                                                                           Saint Paul, Mn
Call Center Rep.                                                                            
·        Sold products to business and industrial establishments and individuals for manufacturer and distributor at sales office, store, showroom and customer’s place of business.
·        Quoted prices and credit terms and prepared sales contracts for orders obtained.
·        Executed daily operations of answering phones and taking orders from customers out of catalog.
·        Talked with customers by phone.
·        Offered add-ons.
·        Assisted customers with items.
·        Used credit card numbers for orders.   
Agape High School                                                              
Saint Paul, MN
Diploma                                                                                  June 2007
·        Maintained a 3.0 grade point average.
·        Graduated in the upper 10% of my class.
·        M.E.P. program.
·        Tc-Hops, a program for young mothers and children.   
·        Work well in a high pressure environment.
·        Well-organized and efficient.
·        Skilled with computer systems and software.
·        Skilled at encouraging others and developing rapport.
·        Self-starting, goal-oriented strategist whose confidence, perseverance and vision promote success.
·        Self-motivated and assertive.
·        Quickly learn procedures and methods.
·        Pleasant speaking voice.
·        Professional demeanor.
·        Honest and friendly with outstanding communication skills.
·        Fluent in Spanish.
·        Enjoy working with people.
·        Dependable and reliable.
·        Demonstrated record of high performance standards, including attention to schedules, deadlines, budgets and quality work.
·        Demonstrated effective leadership skills.
·        Great accuracy, attention to detail and ability to work well in team environments.
·        Dedicated and meticulous.
·        Creative writing skills.
·        Computer literate and can quickly learn new software.
·        Committed to assisting others.
·        Cheerful personality.
·        Capable of handling multiple projects concurrently.
·        Able to work independently, under pressure, follow directions and to work with others toward a team goal.   
References: Available upon request.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Aspiring Polish politician Katarzyna Lenart, Re-Creates 'Basic Instinct' In Sexy Ad for her campaign

Katarzyna Lenart is a 23-year-old student seeking a seat on Poland's parliament. And her campaign is rather enlightening, mostly because it includes her stripping in a video trumpeting her quest for election. Naturally, Polish politicos are displeased.

Maybe she’s on to something. I can’t remember the last time I’ve written two words about Polish politics in my entire life......your move...Sarah Palin!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Barack Obama’s gleaming example of green technology.... Solyndra

Never seems to fail with liberals… Punish successful people and companies… reward the failures lazy and stupid. Perfect example of how all of liberalism is a failure.

FOX your doctor! Because the erection you currently have is going to last a lot longer than four hours.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Gant-Hrbek bobblehead of the greatest plays in sports history!

The Twins are having a Kent Hrbek-Ron Gant bobblehead night to honor one of the greastest plays in World Series history! So for all you Twins haters....
here's another chance.

The Minnesota Twins are partying like it's 1991 this weekend, celebrating that year's World Series champions in grand style. Hopefully, it will make fans forget that the current team will probably lose the game that follows.

‘Dougherty Gang' on run after Florida shooting, Georgia robbery.... the bikini pictures!

 Police continued searching Friday for the Dougherty Gang, three heavily armed siblings who authorities say shot up a police car in Florida and robbed a bank in Georgia.

A federal magistrate in Macon issued arrest warrants for Ryan Edward Dougherty, 21, Stanley Dylan Dougherty, 26, and Grace Lee E. Dougherty, 29.

The three armed suspects entered a Valdosta bank on Tuesday, fired shots into the ceiling and demanded money, the FBI said.

Witnesses at the Certus Bank said that just after noon, two men and a woman all dressed in black and wearing masks came in through the front entrance of the branch in southern Georgia just over the Florida state line.

Mom urges fugitive siblings to turn themselves in

  Dylan Dougherty Stanley, 26, Lee Grace E. Dougherty, 29, and Ryan Edward Dougherty, 21, are on the run after robbing a bank in Georgia, and shooting at a police officer in Zephyrhills, Fla.

 Pretty hot for a bank robber.

 This isn't Grace Lee E. Dougherty's first rodeo... as you can see by the mugshot. Just having that many names should give you a clue that you're in Bubba country and she's got 5 felonies under her belt.



I'm sure 'the friend' is going to regret ever have taken this picture.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Hey Pete Rose...the 80's called...and Arsenio Hall wants his clothes back

At first I thought the guy was just sad about his upcoming divorce. But when I saw he was hangin with 30 year old Playboy model Kiana Kim as the new girlfriend....not so much.....The unlikely couple appeared on Howard Stern‘s radio show last year. The interview was supposed to be all about Pete, but Stern only had eyes for Kiana. She was flaunting a form fitting mini-dress and Rose was grinning like a fool.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

This is what's left of a song in Russia....after it's run through the sensor board

This guy frikn scares me...he's got that pedophile look to him

30 Hmongs in a house....some of that real Minnesota Nice brought to you by KDWB!

A song parody that recently aired on KDWB's Dave Ryan in the Morning Show has created a bit of a the tune of Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven." Take a listen to what's under the table at the real 'Minnesota Nice'.

During the station's morning show last week, listeners were asked to send in title suggestions for a song that the show's personalities would have less than an hour to write. Steve "Steve-O" LaTart, the show's producer, said a Hmong listener texted in the titled "30 Hmongs in a House" and LaTart proceeded to pen words set to Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven." In his parody, LaTart sang about how Hmongs live like "sardines" with no room for a couch because they sleep on the floor. He also made reference to Hmong women getting pregnant by 16 with "seven kids by 23" and "over the hill by 30."

By Wednesday morning, the show's Facebook page was filled with comments about the song, including those who found it offensive.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Twin baby boys have a conversation

I think they figured out who's going to get stuck with Captain Bullshit's national debt....and the result ain't pretty.

Top 10 Obama rejected Libya mission euphanisms

Coffee is for Closers.....always be closing!

Cameras Catch USC Students Having Sex on the Roof

I’d make a joke about higher education but anyone reading this is probably already thinking it anyway. Just when we start to forget our stereotype of college kids who will have sex anywhere, they go and have sex on the roof of a public building at USC and get caught on camera.

Supposedly these two were getting it on while there were hundreds of people in the quad below during a "philanthropy event."  The guy in the photos is a member of the Kappa Sigma fraternity, who has been suspended from the frat because of the pictures.

This story would be alot more interesting if the school was UCLA, the girl was blonde and the guy was Asian. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you should check out this thing called the internet.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Copyright Police Want Belgian Truck Drivers To Have Licensed Cab Music

Another 'Only in Belgium' story....

The Belgian music royalty collecting agency SABAM has once again stepped up to enforce their strict copyright regime. After collecting money for fake artists and forgetting to pay out to real ones, they are now targeting truck drivers who listen to music in their cabs without an appropriate license.

This week SABAM made the headlines once again, this time claiming money from truck drivers who listen to music in their cabs. Since a truck’s cab is a place of work the drivers are obliged to pay royalty fees, they argue. Those are simply the rules according to the copyright police, but not everyone agrees.

“It’s utter nonsense,” said Maggie De Block, member of the Belgian Parliament in a response to the claim. “The truck drivers don’t need the radio so much for playing music, but for their safety. So it is illogical that they should pay for it.”

Minister Vincent Van Quickenborne is not backing the theory of the copyright police either. He said that listening to radio is essential for truckers and noted that above all, a truck’s cab is an intimate space.

Angered by the responses from these politicians, SABAM said that they have the right to claim money from anyone who listens to music while working. The copyright collectors refer to an agreement they have with Minister Van Quickenborne which allows them to charge anyone, anytime. Whether they are in an office or a truck cab makes no difference, they say.

The safety argument doesn’t impress SABAM either, as they claim truck drivers still profit from listening to ‘free’ music when the radio is on.

Although SABAM might be right while following the letter of the law, the above example and numerous others where small businesses or non-profits have been hunted down in the past do not help them to maintain a good public image. We also wonder if the artists are very happy with such a strict copyright regime.

But then again, someone has to pay for the luxurious furniture at the SABAM offices, and the generous salaries these copyright crusaders enjoy. Piggybacking on the creations of musicians is big business after all.

Howard Stern Speaks Out About Artie Lange, His New Contract and His Divorce in New Rolling Stone Cover Story

Howard's on the cover of ROLLING STONE this week with an in-depth interview on the King of all Media. He's been in the news a lot recently, commenting on more public stories, and his two cents is getting picked up by outlets like TMZ and those twats on The View.

Say what you will of Howard Stern, the man is a genius....he dishes out some pretty good advice if you're in the content marketing business.

Monday, March 28, 2011

War porn for the day

It's Don Imus's favorite burger joint....FAT HO Burgers

Are you ready to pimp yourself a burger?...then you ought to take a trek out to Waco, Texas and mosey on in and eat one of their Fat Ho's. Apparently the neighbors ain't feelin the love.

Fat Ho Burgers might seem to some like an unusual name for a restaurant, but its owner has defended her choice after coming under fire from local businesses in Waco, Texas. Lakita Evans is the mastermind behind the burger joint and its unconventional name, and said she had no intention of causing offence.

'It's not calling people a ho. It's just like they say, "Oooh that ho is big," or, "That ho is tight!"' she said. Other local business owners don't see it that way and the 23-year-old entrepreneur has come under criticism from the nearby Gospel Cafe, an eatery and bookshop run by religious volunteers.

Pastor Marsha Martie said: 'Would've been nice to think a little more sensitively.' However, Ms Evans has defended the Fat Ho Cafe, which counts Sloppy Ho Brisket and Supa Dupa Fly Ho with Chz among its specials. And for the younger Fat Ho customers, there's Tiny Ho Meals.

Luckily for Evans, the publicity surrounding her controversial burger joint has reportedly been great for business. This week they ran out of change, and then beef.

Drive by Porn


Some enterprising hacker managed to take control of these two billboards located on Moscow’s Garden Ring Road. The video they chose to upload or stream was X-rated pornography. If you're a chubby're going to like this....there is skin flyin every which way. Personally, I can’t believe it’s taken this long for hackers to do this. It was like the first thing I thought of when I saw one of those video billboards.

I don't know about you, but when I go to the drive-in I always get the muchies. Watching this video makes me hungry for one of them FAT HO burgers. If you've never ate a FAT just ain't livin life.

The owner of the hacked displays is an advertising company called It was notified of the “problem” three minutes after the porn had started playing, but it took them a further fifteen minutes to co-ordinate and switch off the displays.

The hacker has been jailed for one and a half years. Igor Blinnikov, 40, uploaded the video on 14 January last year from his home computer in Novorossiysk, a city 1,225km (760 miles) south of Moscow. The shipyard fitter confessed to the offence, describing it as a "bad joke".

Speaking to journalists before his sentence, Blinnikov said he had hacked into the billboard "just for something to do" and, when asked how he had managed to do it, replied: "It would take too long to explain." The video had created a traffic jam on the ring road

99 words for boobs

We no speak Americano

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Big Lebowski never have to go to jail

Somebody took product placement 101

Don't forget to gas up before you go to war!

Whiffle Ball Bat Fight Club

You gotta love the ingenuity of bar owners and what they'll do to get you inside downing their overpriced pitchers. Tired of just sitting around a table with your boys and watching some shitty NBA game on your local sports network?

Thank God for the mad genius that invented Whiffle Ball Bat Fight Club. Complete with your obligatory midget fight card dude in the ring.

The Fureys - Green Fields of France

OBAMA LIKES SPENDING etc... etc.... etc... etc...

Friday, March 25, 2011

Chanel Coco Mademoiselle with Keira Knightley

Drink...don't drive

Not many tractors can dig this up

The bubbleheaded bleach blond.....comes on at 5

Global News' Mark McAllister is feeling better after a scary moment during Monday night's broadcast. McAllister was wrapping up a piece on Libya when he began speaking in gibberish.

Notice how the blond anchor just moves right on....nothing happening here folks....move along now.

Global issued a statement saying McAllister "suffered a minor medical issue causing him to experience a moment of disorientation." Doctors eventually concluded Branson's incident was caused by a severe headache known as a "migraine with aura" or "complex migraine," which can cause stroke-like symptoms.

The Best Feeling Ever

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The best 30 seconds of basketball you've seen in awhile

Maybe Obama needs to get the Packers onboard as economic advisors

After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and a backup quarterback was needed.

After the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas fired coach Wade Phillips.

After the Packers/Vikings game, Minnesota fired coach Brad Childress.

During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup quarterback Todd Collins forcing the Bears to play 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

There you have it.... the Packers created more (actual) jobs last year than Obama?

There must be a way to blame Bush for this.....

The state fiscal monitor who oversees financial operations in the school district Thursday morning ordered the closing of the Barack H. Obama Elementary School as of July 1. Students next year will go to the district’s two other more modern elementary schools — Thurgood Marshall on the east side and Bradley on the west side.

Bruce Rodman, the monitor, made the decision after the school board in recent weeks failed to support a plan by Schools Superintendent Denise Lowe to reconfigure elementary grades to create early childhood learning centers in the district, a plan which would have kept the Obama school open.

Officially renamed early in 2010 after the president, the building was known as the Bangs Avenue School since it was built a century ago. The state School Development Authority had planned to build a new school to replace the historic building, but has pulled back and Lowe said recently the state would not build a new school.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's

Tiger Woods has jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Not nearly as hot after she got busted for DUI last year. (picture below) No naked photos of Alyse Lahti yet, like the ones that were posted of Elin Nordegren.

To ease the pain Elin shelled out 12 million of Tiger's money for a new 17,000 square foot pad in Jupiter, Florida.

Tiger's 'transgressions' from left to right, top row: Jaimee Grubbs, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton. Bottom row: Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel, and Joslyn James.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

New 2012 Jaguar XKR-S with 550-HP

The XKR-S, with 550 horsepower, 502 pounds of torque and aggressively redesigned aero. Jaguar notes that this is the most powerful and fastest production sports car it's ever offered.  0-60 mph time of 4.2 seconds and a Vmax bumped out to 186 mph.

In addition to the engine and aero tweaks, the XKR-S' suspension has been reworked, there are new 16-way power sport seats with 'carbon-fibre effect' leather (we're pretty sure you're going to need to see this in person to appreciate it), and the whole shebang will be capped off with a price tag of around £97,000 on-the-road. That's around $158,000 U.S

There’s no-one as Irish as Barack Obama....the Corrrigan Brothers

They've come a long way from Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys.

The Corrigan Brothers