Thursday, March 31, 2011
This guy frikn scares me...he's got that pedophile look to him
A song parody that recently aired on KDWB's Dave Ryan in the Morning Show has created a bit of a stir.....to the tune of Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven." Take a listen to what's under the table at the real 'Minnesota Nice'.
During the station's morning show last week, listeners were asked to send in title suggestions for a song that the show's personalities would have less than an hour to write. Steve "Steve-O" LaTart, the show's producer, said a Hmong listener texted in the titled "30 Hmongs in a House" and LaTart proceeded to pen words set to Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven." In his parody, LaTart sang about how Hmongs live like "sardines" with no room for a couch because they sleep on the floor. He also made reference to Hmong women getting pregnant by 16 with "seven kids by 23" and "over the hill by 30."
By Wednesday morning, the show's Facebook page was filled with comments about the song, including those who found it offensive.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Supposedly these two were getting it on while there were hundreds of people in the quad below during a "philanthropy event." The guy in the photos is a member of the Kappa Sigma fraternity, who has been suspended from the frat because of the pictures.
This story would be alot more interesting if the school was UCLA, the girl was blonde and the guy was Asian. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you should check out this thing called the internet.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
The safety argument doesn’t impress SABAM either, as they claim truck drivers still profit from listening to ‘free’ music when the radio is on.
Howard Stern Speaks Out About Artie Lange, His New Contract and His Divorce in New Rolling Stone Cover Story
Howard's on the cover of ROLLING STONE this week with an in-depth interview on the King of all Media. He's been in the news a lot recently, commenting on more public stories, and his two cents is getting picked up by outlets like TMZ and those twats on The View.
Say what you will of Howard Stern, the man is a genius....he dishes out some pretty good advice if you're in the content marketing business.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Fat Ho Burgers might seem to some like an unusual name for a restaurant, but its owner has defended her choice after coming under fire from local businesses in Waco, Texas. Lakita Evans is the mastermind behind the burger joint and its unconventional name, and said she had no intention of causing offence.
'It's not calling people a ho. It's just like they say, "Oooh that ho is big," or, "That ho is tight!"' she said. Other local business owners don't see it that way and the 23-year-old entrepreneur has come under criticism from the nearby Gospel Cafe, an eatery and bookshop run by religious volunteers.
Pastor Marsha Martie said: 'Would've been nice to think a little more sensitively.' However, Ms Evans has defended the Fat Ho Cafe, which counts Sloppy Ho Brisket and Supa Dupa Fly Ho with Chz among its specials. And for the younger Fat Ho customers, there's Tiny Ho Meals.
Luckily for Evans, the publicity surrounding her controversial burger joint has reportedly been great for business. This week they ran out of change, and then beef.
DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Some enterprising hacker managed to take control of these two billboards located on Moscow’s Garden Ring Road. The video they chose to upload or stream was X-rated pornography. If you're a chubby chaser...you're going to like this....there is skin flyin every which way. Personally, I can’t believe it’s taken this long for hackers to do this. It was like the first thing I thought of when I saw one of those video billboards.
I don't know about you, but when I go to the drive-in I always get the muchies. Watching this video makes me hungry for one of them FAT HO burgers. If you've never ate a FAT HO...you just ain't livin life.
The owner of the hacked displays is an advertising company called Panno.ru. It was notified of the “problem” three minutes after the porn had started playing, but it took them a further fifteen minutes to co-ordinate and switch off the displays.
The hacker has been jailed for one and a half years. Igor Blinnikov, 40, uploaded the video on 14 January last year from his home computer in Novorossiysk, a city 1,225km (760 miles) south of Moscow. The shipyard fitter confessed to the offence, describing it as a "bad joke".
Speaking to journalists before his sentence, Blinnikov said he had hacked into the billboard "just for something to do" and, when asked how he had managed to do it, replied: "It would take too long to explain." The video had created a traffic jam on the ring road
Saturday, March 26, 2011
You gotta love the ingenuity of bar owners and what they'll do to get you inside downing their overpriced pitchers. Tired of just sitting around a table with your boys and watching some shitty NBA game on your local sports network?
Thank God for the mad genius that invented Whiffle Ball Bat Fight Club. Complete with your obligatory midget fight card dude in the ring.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Global News' Mark McAllister is feeling better after a scary moment during Monday night's broadcast. McAllister was wrapping up a piece on Libya when he began speaking in gibberish.
Notice how the blond anchor just moves right on....nothing happening here folks....move along now.
Global issued a statement saying McAllister "suffered a minor medical issue causing him to experience a moment of disorientation." Doctors eventually concluded Branson's incident was caused by a severe headache known as a "migraine with aura" or "complex migraine," which can cause stroke-like symptoms.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick.
During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and a backup quarterback was needed.
After the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas fired coach Wade Phillips.
After the Packers/Vikings game, Minnesota fired coach Brad Childress.
During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup quarterback Todd Collins forcing the Bears to play 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.
There you have it.... the Packers created more (actual) jobs last year than Obama?
Bruce Rodman, the monitor, made the decision after the school board in recent weeks failed to support a plan by Schools Superintendent Denise Lowe to reconfigure elementary grades to create early childhood learning centers in the district, a plan which would have kept the Obama school open.
Officially renamed early in 2010 after the president, the building was known as the Bangs Avenue School since it was built a century ago. The state School Development Authority had planned to build a new school to replace the historic building, but has pulled back and Lowe said recently the state would not build a new school.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Tiger's got a new girlfriend and her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston...meanwhile Elin Nordegren shells out 12 million for a house next to Tiger's
Thursday, March 17, 2011
The XKR-S, with 550 horsepower, 502 pounds of torque and aggressively redesigned aero. Jaguar notes that this is the most powerful and fastest production sports car it's ever offered. 0-60 mph time of 4.2 seconds and a Vmax bumped out to 186 mph.
In addition to the engine and aero tweaks, the XKR-S' suspension has been reworked, there are new 16-way power sport seats with 'carbon-fibre effect' leather (we're pretty sure you're going to need to see this in person to appreciate it), and the whole shebang will be capped off with a price tag of around £97,000 on-the-road. That's around $158,000 U.S
They've come a long way from Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys.
The Corrigan Brothers
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan.
Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to his rambling bullshit.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins spewing more of his bullshit.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says.... "Hard to fool them flies, though."
Alexandra Wallace is an UCLA student and a bikini model. And I bet she drinks, too. What makes Alexandra extra-super special is that she also released a YouTube video a few weeks back criticizing Asians for something that's hard to even comprehend via her val-speak in the video, and now she's getting death threats from Asian gangs.
This is what happens when blondes are given technology, and opposable thumbs. The only connection this attention whore should have with politics, is adequately servicing our wayward politicians in the confines of a sleazy motel room.
Me thinks her grades are about the same as her cup size....and WTF? She looks like a cow in the video. How did she get so hot?
CONTENT WARNING: Your IQ may be lowered simply by watching this.
Youtube is fantastic...I love it when people who don't have that 'this might not be a good idea filter' in their brain post this stuff, and then try to recover. Once it's up....nothin you can do about it.
Earlier this week Gilbert Gottfried was fired from Aflac, as the voice of the Duck after Twitter "tweets" like this... funny as hell, but turned out to be very expensive jokes for Gil.
"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."
"I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said 'is there a school in this area.' She said 'not now, but just wait.'"
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
In addition to the fine skating at the Minnesota Skate Hockey tournament, there was some awesome hair. One close observer has come up with what he calls the hockey All HAIR team. From the Bieber Fever to the straight Old School mullet to the Skating Tomato, a White Bear hockey dad came up with ten players and several honorable mentions who wore memorable hair styles on the ice.
The runaway victor of this year's festivities was "Peroxide Jesus," a debonair young man whose coif of blond salad brings to mind the legendary golden fleece