It's Halftime in America - The Parody

Megan Fox Motorola commercial

Just kill me Vikings!

It's taken me a couple days to recover to start blogging again after that heartbreak. I don't even have words for this, but as I mentioned in my previous post, I was worried after Prince wrote that batshit crazy Viking song. What do you expect.... when they have fans like the one pictured above, and we have ones like the guy at the bottem, bending over and saying, "please sir...may I have another." I hope the dude knows he's going to die with that beard.

So not having the words to say I will leave you with one of the better rants I received via email the last couple days from Mike....a high school football buddy of mine.

As I watched the 2nd half, I was still thinking we should win! After all the un penalized cheap shots that Favre took, I was still thinking I might look good in a #4 jersey. As the game got down to the final Viking possession, I was believing they could win. Then, at the 19 second mark, I knew it was over and I had been once again sucked into that never ending ,gut wrenching feeling that all true Viking fans must endure. I believed!!!! You would think I would know better! Going back to Super Bowl 4 I had believed in the Vikings. At the start of every new season, I believe that this might be the year they get off the schneid. At the beginning of the season, I knew St. Brett would break my heart but I would not succumb to that doubt. Even though I said out loud and on Facebook that Favre would do this, I wanted to believe in my Vikings and I did. Today I cancelled my "best of Sirious" subscribtion because there is no more football, the season is over.
"I am a true Vikings fan! I expect them to let me down and they have never failed" I would like them to fail my expectations just once before I pass.

I f there are errors in the spelling it is because Captain Morgan has done HIS job, now if only the Vikes would do theirs.

The ROCHESTER (MN) POST-BULLETIN reports Pearson claimed he made a pledge in 1974 to not shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl.

Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl

So the best marketing campaign of the Superbowl turns out to be the Jenna Jameson and her Jenna Club, with its new inadvertent sex flick superstar, 22-year-old Tristan Kingsley. The most infamous porn star in America is a 22 year old married mother of two children. They didn't have to pay millions for a spot either...theirs was free courtesy of Comcast.

Kingsley is the girl featured in the 30-second porn clip that surprised Comcast customers in the Tucson area during the Superbowl on Sunday Video at TMZ





Go here for some of Kristins Greatest Hits (*NSFW*)

Superbowl Porn...or the real "Pigskin Preview"

How nice it would be to sit down with your kids to watch the Superbowl, have Larry Fitzgerald dash across the field with the go ahead touchdown.....and then BAM........PENIS!
One minute Kurt Warner is going deep.....and then......

Comcast customers in Tucson got a bonus by getting more pigskin than they bargained for with a short and extremely graphic porn clip during he final moments of the game.

The clip from cable show "Club Jenna" , produced by the wonderful Jenna Jameson, shows a woman sitting on a couch and struggling to pull out porn actor Evan Stone's genitalia from his pants.

The pair laugh at the difficulty. Mr. Stone then jumps up and pulls his pants down and twists from side to side, slapping it against his body, and then the game comes back on. I'm sure the woman gave Mr. Stone a "Terrible Towel" to "clean up" his act.

All I can say is I have Comcast in Minneapolis, and they didn't get any porn there...who do I complain to.
Comcast Apologizes for Super Bowl Porn Glitch...Wall Street Journal

For the uninhibited....... totally uncensored version...go here

The best Superbowl ads of 2009

It was tough staying up till four in the morning to watch the end of the game, but it turned out to be a crazy last 10 minutes, and ended up to be one of the better Superbowls. I didn't think the ads were as creative as some in the past. Here's a few of my favorites, and the complete list is at YOUTUBE


E-TRADE

DORITOS

PEPSI MAX

MILLER HIGH LIFE

BUD LIGHT

CASTROL OIL
COMPLETE LIST at YOUTUBE

Funny Commercial of the day.....Superbowl weekend flashback

THE SNICKERS KISS



BUD LITE SWIMMING POOL



IKEA TIDY UP

Are you tired of your job?

E*TRADE Baby Outtakes (VIDEO)

While the cost for a single 30-second Super Bowl ad is estimated at a staggering $3 million, E*Trade is capitalizing on the baby’s many fans featuring everyone’s favorite talking baby day-trader. I think the ETRADE baby spots are some of the funniest commercials to air during the Superbowl. He's back this year, with friends. Here are some outtakes from the upcoming Superbowl ads you'll see on Sunday.

Go to Youtube if you want to see some of the past ones

I'm only posting this for the semi-naked women

PETA Babes in lingerie having sex with vegetables. They continually submit ads like these for the Superbowl, knowing they'll get rejected, but they will get lots of free pub.....you're looking at....right? Pretty false advertising as usual from PETA...you know real PETA chicks never look anywhere near this good.