Showing posts with label teleprompter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teleprompter. Show all posts

Saturday, February 13, 2010

A Harvard education ain't what it used to be...at least for Obama

While speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, Captain Bullshit mispronounced the word "Corpsman" as "corpse-man."
Now we know why he won't release his school records.... he must have just voted 'present' instead of going to class? Teleprompters don't help much...if you're too frikn dumb to pronounce the words.

In all fairness, he is used to corpses voting in Chicago.

Can he really be that far removed from the things the average guy on the street knows? Better yet, can't this preening peacock take the time to actually PRACTICE a speech before he gives it, or is he THAT sure of his "gift"?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Obama needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth grade children!

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The Messiah who can heal the planet, needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth grade children. You would think that after one year as president, Teleprompter Jesus could relate to 12 year old children.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Obama selling the raping of America



I've gone to the trouble of subtitling the great ones speech, so you don't have to wade through the bullshit yourself.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Obama insults retarded bowlers everywhere


When George W. Bush was president, there were journalists who devoted themselves to cataloguing his verbal pratfalls. Slate, the online magazine, even had a whole feature called "Bushism of the Day," which led to a series of books. I guess with The Messiah, the gaffes are so numerous that no one can chronicle them all. But this one, reported by ABC's Jake Tapper is especially embarrassing. Teleprompter Jesus really is a retard, without his teleprompter.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.
Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he's gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.
He bowled a 129, the president said.
"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.
It's "like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.
Obama quickly called Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver to grovel.

Appearing on "Good Morning America," Shriver "pointed out that in Detroit there's a Special Olympian who has bowled three perfect games." Now that's just mean.