John Stewart slams Chris Matthews (VIDEO)

If you don't know much about Chris Matthews....I can't blame you. He's about as confused as old white libereals get. In the '60s, he did the Peace Corps in Swaziland. He admires Saul Alinsky.

He's been a longtime Obama supporter and during the campaign, he uttered this famous little ditty...., "I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."

If you haven't heard much about this it's only because his pulpit is heavily biased liberal cable channel MSNBC. His listener ratings along with those of his station, and Obama's for that matter, all reside in the toilet.

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Olberman has jumped the shark and become a parody of himself. Jon Stewart rips him a new one for his attacks on Scott Brown and other conservatives, including Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin.

It's amazing that people can be that blind about themselves....but ego is a powerful thing. You'd think his almost non existent ratings would clue him in. But lunatics like Olberman who is nothin but a chronic masturbater for attention, show the true face of the lib moonbats.

Hand Jobs and Blow jobs will now count as actual jobs

Yet another segment by Jon Stewart ripping the Obama administration - this time over Obama's eagerness to spend the "found money" savings from the TARP program and his phony reintroduction of "weatherization" as some exciting new idea for job creation.

After playing a videotape of the President asking those in attendance at last Thursday's forum "for specific recommendations that can be implemented that will spur on job growth as quickly as possible," Stewart offered a great idea.....

From now on, handjobs and blowwjobs count as actual jobs. So, this way..... friends with benefits get actual benefits. So, don't look at me like I'm crazy, I love watching the libtards eat their own. Just wish it'd hurry up and hit congress.
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The only news that's fair and balanced is the fake news. John Stewart ridicules the media for completely missing the ACORN story. Ought to be epiphanic to realize Katie, Charlie, Brian and the rest don't report bad news for Democrats. No small wonder their ratings are in the tank.

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John Stewart bitchslaps Obama. This guy just can't make it without a teleprompter. You libtards have elected a president who's only qualification is "running" for president. Pass the skittles vodka...it's time to start the drinking game.

Hope and Change has arrived.....where's my money?

Well it's been almost 24 hours since hope and change arrived and I'm still waiting for my Rainbow and Unicorn. Just checked my Swiss bank account online....no deposits from yesterday...what the hell is going on here, did I forget to fill out a form or something.

I thought the speech was carried out very well, but then "that's what he does well......orate". A little petty in his many shots at Bush though. There were some good parts, I especially liked the bit about not apologizing for our way of life, but some real Obamaism's too. "We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories." Good luck with that, Mr. President. If you’re going to use clichéd language you should at least make it somewhat believable.

But then the great orater actually screwed up the Swearing in Ceremony by flubbing his lines, because he hasn't worked with a human teleprompter before. You know this guy has been practicing this speech since he was 12 years old....and he blows it!

As I laugh uncontrollably a friend says "so what, everybody screws up, he's nervous".
That's funny becuase I don't remember you moonbats giving Bush, or especially Sarah Palin, the same leeway. As a matter of fact, the media made a sport out of actually cataloging them, and if they didn't have enough, they made some up. See Tina Fey, SNL...but "the one" always gets a mulligan for his screw ups........57 states????? The good thing is we now have the gaffe-a-minute Jo Jo Biden to keep Jon Stewart busy....if Obama ever lets him out of the closet again.

I see Ted Kennedy got carted out in an ambulance during the presidential luncheon (I’m starting to believe in this whole hope and change thing) with "fatigue". Is that the new pc term for a quart of Jameson before lunch.

With the expectations that the moonbats and the media have bestowed on the great one...... the greatest leader the world has ever seen will never be able live up to the hype. I almost feel sorry for him. He's already fighting with Pelosi and he's thrown a lot of far left supporters under the bus since the election and moved centre, so I'm lookin for better things.

A quote from the Wall Street Journal a few days ago "The people who voted for McCain are going to be more satisfied with Obama, than the people who voted for Obama."