Never seems to fail with liberals… Punish successful people and companies… reward the failures lazy and stupid. Perfect example of how all of liberalism is a failure.
FOX News.....call your doctor! Because the erection you currently have is going to last a lot longer than four hours.
Apparently Minneapolis is not only the number one bike city, but it's also sped into first place gaining the titles of “most gay” and “most hipster” city as well.
The problem this time around, according to Micheal Lewis..... Was that “most of the dicks were stupid.” Stewart’s analogy was “The entire financial market was a bunch of George Costanazas, telling lies they believed.” and banging their cleaning ladies on the desk, don't forget that.
If you don't know much about Chris Matthews....I can't blame you. He's about as confused as old white libereals get. In the '60s, he did the Peace Corps in Swaziland. He admires Saul Alinsky.
He's been a longtime Obama supporter and during the campaign, he uttered this famous little ditty...., "I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."
If you haven't heard much about this it's only because his pulpit is heavily biased liberal cable channel MSNBC. His listener ratings along with those of his station, and Obama's for that matter, all reside in the toilet.
Olberman has jumped the shark and become a parody of himself. Jon Stewart rips him a new one for his attacks on Scott Brown and other conservatives, including Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin.
It's amazing that people can be that blind about themselves....but ego is a powerful thing. You'd think his almost non existent ratings would clue him in. But lunatics like Olberman who is nothin but a chronic masturbater for attention, show the true face of the lib moonbats.
I think Glen Beck is a bit of a drama queen..... but in fairness, liberal talkers like Randi Rhodes and Ed Schultz have also personally recorded ads for sponsors who sell gold. I have always had a problem with the ethics of this, going back to Paul Harvey making his commercials sound like chatty personal endorsements....but the problem isn't exclusively with Beck by any means.
Yet another segment by Jon Stewart ripping the Obama administration - this time over Obama's eagerness to spend the "found money" savings from the TARP program and his phony reintroduction of "weatherization" as some exciting new idea for job creation.
After playing a videotape of the President asking those in attendance at last Thursday's forum "for specific recommendations that can be implemented that will spur on job growth as quickly as possible," Stewart offered a great idea.....
From now on, handjobs and blowwjobs count as actual jobs. So, this way..... friends with benefits get actual benefits. So, don't look at me like I'm crazy, I love watching the libtards eat their own. Just wish it'd hurry up and hit congress. WATCH THE VIDEO
The only news that's fair and balanced is the fake news. John Stewart ridicules the media for completely missing the ACORN story. Ought to be epiphanic to realize Katie, Charlie, Brian and the rest don't report bad news for Democrats. No small wonder their ratings are in the tank.
When you're one of the Libtard's favorite politicians, and you get skewered by one of the left's favorite comedians, you know you're in quicksand and sinking fast.
The tennis match is pretty much over, Granny Botox should stomp off the court now. When Stewart is given the green light from the White House to attempt some comedy over her blatant lies about these CIA briefings the fat lady is starting to sing.
Stewart morphed into a populist avenging angel this week, demanding to know why CNBC and its most manic personality, Jim Cramer, failed to warn the public about the risky Wall Street conduct that triggered the financial crisis.
Cramer has told colleagues he felt blindsided by Stewart's hostile approach. But many CNBC staffers were furious with Cramer on Friday for failing to defend the network's reporting or to criticize Stewart's video clips as selectively edited or out of context.
If you missed the interview it's available in three parts on Comedy Centrals site. That was some awkward fun...eh? Way to kick some douchebag derriere. Cramer just sat there and took his medicine. He's clearly shaken that his fellow libtard Dems have turned on him.
Anybody else but me think it's sad to see that it has fallen to the comedians to hold people accountable these days......
John Stewart bitchslaps Obama. This guy just can't make it without a teleprompter. You libtards have elected a president who's only qualification is "running" for president. Pass the skittles vodka...it's time to start the drinking game.
Well it's been almost 24 hours since hope and change arrived and I'm still waiting for my Rainbow and Unicorn. Just checked my Swiss bank account online....no deposits from yesterday...what the hell is going on here, did I forget to fill out a form or something.
I thought the speech was carried out very well, but then "that's what he does well......orate". A little petty in his many shots at Bush though. There were some good parts, I especially liked the bit about not apologizing for our way of life, but some real Obamaism's too. "We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories." Good luck with that, Mr. President. If you’re going to use clichéd language you should at least make it somewhat believable.
But then the great orater actually screwed up the Swearing in Ceremony by flubbing his lines, because he hasn't worked with a human teleprompter before. You know this guy has been practicing this speech since he was 12 years old....and he blows it!
As I laugh uncontrollably a friend says "so what, everybody screws up, he's nervous". That's funny becuase I don't remember you moonbats giving Bush, or especially Sarah Palin, the same leeway. As a matter of fact, the media made a sport out of actually cataloging them, and if they didn't have enough, they made some up. See Tina Fey, SNL...but "the one" always gets a mulligan for his screw ups........57 states????? The good thing is we now have the gaffe-a-minute Jo Jo Biden to keep Jon Stewart busy....if Obama ever lets him out of the closet again.
I see Ted Kennedy got carted out in an ambulance during the presidential luncheon (I’m starting to believe in this whole hope and change thing) with "fatigue". Is that the new pc term for a quart of Jameson before lunch.
With the expectations that the moonbats and the media have bestowed on the great one...... the greatest leader the world has ever seen will never be able live up to the hype. I almost feel sorry for him. He's already fighting with Pelosi and he's thrown a lot of far left supporters under the bus since the election and moved centre, so I'm lookin for better things.
A quote from the Wall Street Journal a few days ago "The people who voted for McCain are going to be more satisfied with Obama, than the people who voted for Obama."
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Yet another segment by Jon Stewart ripping the Obama administration - this time over Obama's eagerness to spend the "found money" savings from the TARP program and his phony reintroduction of "weatherization" as some exciting new idea for job creation.
Well it's been almost 24 hours since hope and change arrived and I'm still waiting for my Rainbow and Unicorn. Just checked my Swiss bank account online....no deposits from yesterday...what the hell is going on here, did I forget to fill out a form or something.
