Happiness is a warm gun!

Our little reporter here Brittney Hopper....has got her own set of GUNS. Go right to the 1:20 mark if all you want to see is the sweater puppies.


.

How to sell underwear to Men!

Aspiring Polish politician Katarzyna Lenart, Re-Creates 'Basic Instinct' In Sexy Ad for her campaign

Katarzyna Lenart is a 23-year-old student seeking a seat on Poland's parliament. And her campaign is rather enlightening, mostly because it includes her stripping in a video trumpeting her quest for election. Naturally, Polish politicos are displeased.

Maybe she’s on to something. I can’t remember the last time I’ve written two words about Polish politics in my entire life......your move...Sarah Palin!

Alexandra Wallace....Racist UCLA Student's Rant Against Asians

Alexandra Wallace is an UCLA student and a bikini model. And I bet she drinks, too. What makes Alexandra extra-super special is that she also released a YouTube video a few weeks back criticizing Asians for something that's hard to even comprehend via her val-speak in the video, and now she's getting death threats from Asian gangs.

This is what happens when blondes are given technology, and opposable thumbs. The only connection this attention whore should have with politics, is adequately servicing our wayward politicians in the confines of a sleazy motel room.

Me thinks her grades are about the same as her cup size....and WTF? She looks like a cow in the video. How did she get so hot?
CONTENT WARNING: Your IQ may be lowered simply by watching this.


Youtube is fantastic...I love it when people who don't have that 'this might not be a good idea filter' in their brain post this stuff, and then try to recover. Once it's up....nothin you can do about it.

 Earlier this week Gilbert Gottfried was fired from Aflac, as the voice of the Duck after Twitter "tweets" like this... funny as hell, but turned out to be very expensive jokes for Gil.


"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

"I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said 'is there a school in this area.' She said 'not now, but just wait.'"

Perky cups coffee...I'll have a double D please

Officials said a bikini and the First Amendment provide enough coverage for a model advertising a suburban Denver coffee shop called Perky Cups. Aurora City Council member Molly Markert called the picture on the 10-by-20-foot banner "degrading to women," but she says it's legal.

Perky Cups owner Jason Bernal said people have come into the shop to complain, but one stayed to buy a burrito and coffee.

He said the sign has been great for business but he's not sure how long he'll leave it because of the complaints....he wants to be a good neighbor.

BIG BOOBS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE

Lydia Carranza's silicone implants took the force of the blow and prevented bullet fragments from reaching her vital organs. The dental receptionist was at work in Beverly Hills, California, when a gunman burst in and opened fire.

He first shot dead his wife before turning the gun on Mrs Carranza who was sitting a few feet away.Surgeon Dr Ashkan Ghavami said: "She's just one lucky woman.

"The bullet fragments were millimetres from her heart and her vital organs. Had she not had the implant, she might not be alive today."

Mrs Carranza's implants took her from a B to a D-cup.

Hooters is for sale!

Great news for those of you who love delicious wings served in tank-tops... Hooters is on the block. The restaurant needs cash, ASAP, and analysts are guesstimating it could probably be yours for about $250 million.

Why Notre Dame Football Sucks!

Nobody's a bigger Irish hater than me...Thanks lispy Lou Holtz. But I think I just realised why Notre Dame football sucks so bad.

Now something to wash your eyes out with after that last picture....

BOOB BULLY'S

All-American Porn: 25 Years of Vivid Entertainment Cover Art

World of Wonder Gallery presents "All-American Porn: 25 Years of Erotic Photography from Vivid Entertainment" to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Vivid's 1984 launch. Click here for a slideshow of the cover art collectibles that will be on display and read the interview with Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch.

Beavers.....the end of Hooters

Free Video Hosting

How do you pronounce Oklahoma?

The proper way to pronounce Oklahoma is “Okla…..homa” (there’s a pause between the A and the H)

The Katarina Witt Gun Show

Yes.....you can click to enlarge