Showing posts with label teleprompter jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teleprompter jesus. Show all posts

Saturday, February 13, 2010

A Harvard education ain't what it used to be...at least for Obama

While speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, Captain Bullshit mispronounced the word "Corpsman" as "corpse-man."
Now we know why he won't release his school records.... he must have just voted 'present' instead of going to class? Teleprompters don't help much...if you're too frikn dumb to pronounce the words.

In all fairness, he is used to corpses voting in Chicago.

Can he really be that far removed from the things the average guy on the street knows? Better yet, can't this preening peacock take the time to actually PRACTICE a speech before he gives it, or is he THAT sure of his "gift"?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Obama needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth grade children!

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The Messiah who can heal the planet, needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth grade children. You would think that after one year as president, Teleprompter Jesus could relate to 12 year old children.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Biden Rips Teleprompter Jesus over.........TelePrompter Use

Joe GAFFE O METER Biden

When Biden's teleprompter failed, he actually made funny about Obama, who can't even tell you his wife's name, without relying on teleprompters for his speeches.

"What am I going to tell the president? Tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?" Biden joked.

I will give stumblin bumblin Joe credit for one thing......he's able to mock the "the great one". The mainstream media and late night comedians have still found nothing funny about Obama. I wouldn't be surprised if old Joe has to step down for "health reasons" at some point in the near future.

What’s priceless about Joe is that when he says shit like this, he don’t even realize his gaffe until someone tells him.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

The White House now says Obama Did Not Bow to that Dude... King Abdullah

You've probably seen this picture going around this week of the Messiah bowing to some Arab dude

The White House is denying that the president bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at a G-20 meeting in London, a scene that drew criticism on the right and praise from some Arab outlets.
"It wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's taller than King Abdullah," said an Obama aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

This is the biggest reason I'm constantly ranting on this administration and Teleprompter Jesus. It's not the bow itself that pisses me off, but it's the crap they spew out to cover all their lies. Bush made some stupid mistakes, but if he had tried an explanation like this do you think"anyone" would have bought it?

The president has so little regard for honesty because he is totally confident that the pussies in the mainstream media will cover for him...and the 52% who voted for him will buy this bullshit.

"Who are you going to believe, me...........or your lying eyes?"