Thursday, January 07, 2010

When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first

An advert for one of Britain’s biggest gyms has sparked outrage by declaring: ‘When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first.’

The campaign, featuring a little green man, was meant to encourage people to join up and shed pounds put on over Christmas. But instead slimmers have branded the ad in offensive and weight loss experts said the ‘negative message’ is more likely to drive people away.

My feeling is fat people should not be babied. They should be harvested.
It just makes too much sense, biologically. Easier prey, higher nutritional value, 3600 calories per pound of fat. When you're a hungry, active predator, that's a helluva bargain.

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