Shit My Dad Says is headed to television......... or How Dudes Living In Their Parents' Basements Became the Horatio Alger Myth of the Internet.
Shit My Dad Says, is the Twitter account of a 28-year-old guy named Justin who literally just tweeted out things his dad said has over 700,000 followers. CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.
I don't see how this gets picked up. First thing they have to do is take shit out of the title. Crap my dad says? ain't workin.
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
"Son, people will always be trying to f#*k you. Don't waste your life planning for a f*#king, just be alert when your pants are down."
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
"Oh please...you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask permission to use the word."