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Healthcare was a bipartisan issue....Just not the way Obama wanted it

The funniest thing about health care reform is this... Not only was the the “yes” vote highly partisan, the “no” vote was actually somewhat bi-partisan. Nearly a fifth of the people who voted against health care reform were Democrats. So the “Republican” side of the issue managed to convince a number on the “Democrat” side, but the Democrats convinced exactly zero Republicans.

We live in a world of accessible information. Quite frankly, if you’re too lazy to go look up the facts yourself you should probably make it a practice of just keeping your mouth shut. So when I hear people saying that this kind of narrow, one-party passage of major social legislation is par for the course.....eh not so much.

GOP Valentines Cards is the #2 topic at Google Trends.....maybe they are finally growing a spine. If you’d like to send a GOP Valentine’s card to your friends and loved ones, or perhaps a Captain Bullshit supporter.... Go here and make your own.

A tip from Dustin

The Obama talking Bullshitter Doll (with teleprompter)

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Also repeats all these Obama Promises:

"I promise 100% transparency in my administration."

"I promise NO NEW TAXES on a family making less than $250K a year."

"I will allow 5 days of public comment before I sign any bills."

"I will remove earmarks for PORK projects before I sign any bill."

"I will end Income Tax for seniors making less than $50K a year."

"I'll put the Health Care negotiations on C-SPAN so everyone can see who is at the table."

A little music for the times we're in......

"Everybody Knows" If the Concrete Blonde version depresses you more, take it away

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that Captain Bullshit lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

Obama's new theme song!

An election in Massachusetts and a State of the Union Address that just showed us again what am empty suit he is.....and it's time to warmup the band.

He's still not listening.....Obama's State of Denial Address

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Remember Rep. Joe Wilson’s “You LIE!” retort during Obama’s last speech in the Capitol Building? It was about the only honest thing said throughout the speech. His exposing of Obama’s lies netted him at least $2.7 million in contributions.

Well, now we have a new “Joe Wilson” ...... coming straight from the Supreme Court of the United States.

Watch Justice Samuel Alito’s mouthed response of “That’s not true” to Obama’s bullshit.

Humor always stems from truth, irony and hypocrisy.

Obama's new retirement plan for the masses

Hell...if the Unicorn and Skittle crowd elected him...they'll have no trouble swallowing this.

Obama had to get a bigger bus...paging Martha Coakly

...and the wheels of the bus go bumpity bump....bumpity bump

HEY OBAMA....CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Exclusive Audio! Harry Reid on Obama being light skinned with no Negro dialect

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) apologized today for referring to President Barack Obama as "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect" (unless he needs to use it) in private conversations during the 2008 presidential campaign.

"I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words," said Reid in a statement. "I sincerely apologize for offending any and all Americans, especially African Americans for my improper comments."

The most transparent government evahhhh...

First of all...when did CNN start reporting news.

The Associated Press reports the American people have been informed that their services are no longer needed.

Among those unhappy with the planned private powwow is the head of C-Span, who "has implored Congress to open up the last leg of health care reform negotiations to the public," Fox News reports:

C-SPAN CEO Brian Lamb wrote to leaders in the House and Senate Dec. 30 urging them to open "all important negotiations, including any conference committee meetings," to televised coverage on his network.

Here is the letter. Pelosi's response: "There has never been a more open process for any legislation in anyone who's served here's experience." Has a more false or awkwardly worded statement ever come out of anyone who has served as speaker of the House's mouth?

So much for transparency... here you have the liar in chief, promising on eight separate occasions to televise the health care debate. Actually Obama never lies. He just makes situational assertions.

The only thing dumber than a liberal is two of them

We are already beginning to see the fallout of ObamaCare's imminent passage.

The Mayo Clinic, praised by President Barack Obama as a national model for efficient health care, will stop accepting Medicare patients as of tomorrow at one of its primary-care clinics in Arizona, saying the U.S. government pays too little.

And the libtards are still calling Sarah Palin stupid......welcome to 2010 comrades.


If your Unicorn bandages don't cure your cancer, parkinson's or aids....well dammit, you're just not hoping enough.

Obama is salesman of the year

Obama is salesman of the year..... for Gun sales and Fox News.

Fox News will finish 2009 as the top-rated cable news network, a perch it has enjoyed for eight years running. But 2009--the first year of the Obama administration--also marks FNC's highest rated year in the channel's 13-year-history.

This is the only reason I watch Fox News. I don’t have a clue what Patti Ann is talking about in this clip. But she looks damn fine doing it.... annd that’s enough for me.

Jack Webb Schools Obama on Democracy

It's 65th Anniversay weekend in Bastogne for Battle of the Bulge

We're hitting the road in a few minutes and I'll get some pictures up on this when I get back, but here is a schedule of events for the weekend for you local readers. Doesn't sound like his highness Obama is going to jet over from Copenhagen to apologize for our boys holding back the Germans....that should make life easier for everybody.

I will make the stop for the chocolate moelleux at the Au Coin Fleuri on Chaussée de Houffalize though.

Dec. 12


8 a.m.
32nd Historical Walk, with marches of 8, 12, 16 or 23 kilometers starting in Bastogne.

2:30 p.m.
Parade through Bastogne with commemorative ceremony including a wreath laying at Gen. Patton’s Monument and McAuliffe Square. The event will feature U.S. and Belgian World War II veterans.

4 p.m.
Traditional "Walnut Festival" with throwing of walnuts from the balcony of the Town Hall into the crowd by the mayor of Bastogne and dignitaries.

6 p.m.
Sound & Light historical re-enactment show at Vaux sur Sûre, Belgium, approximately 15 kilometers from Bastogne.

8 p.m.
Historical re-enactment show at Bastogne.

8 p.m.:
Memorial ceremony at the nearby Mardasson Memorial honoring the memory of more than 75,000 U.S. Soldiers killed or wounded during the Battle of the Bulge.

Dec. 13

11 a.m.
Paratrooper drop at the Mardasson Memorial

2:30 p.m.
Military vintage vehicle convoy through Bastogne.

Hand Jobs and Blow jobs will now count as actual jobs

Yet another segment by Jon Stewart ripping the Obama administration - this time over Obama's eagerness to spend the "found money" savings from the TARP program and his phony reintroduction of "weatherization" as some exciting new idea for job creation.

After playing a videotape of the President asking those in attendance at last Thursday's forum "for specific recommendations that can be implemented that will spur on job growth as quickly as possible," Stewart offered a great idea.....

From now on, handjobs and blowwjobs count as actual jobs. So, this way..... friends with benefits get actual benefits. So, don't look at me like I'm crazy, I love watching the libtards eat their own. Just wish it'd hurry up and hit congress.
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Gordon Brown snubbed by Afgan veterans

Gordon Brown was snubbed by badly injured Afghan veterans when they closed curtains round their beds during a hospital visit and refused to speak to him.

More than half the soldiers being treated at the Selly Oak hospital ward in Birmingham either asked for the curtains to be closed or deliberately avoided the prime minister, according to several of those present.

This would never happen to Obama.....because he'd have to visit them first.

Prostitutes offering free sex during Copenhagen conference

You know if whores like Obama and Gore are showing up...the rest of the prostitutes will weigh in. Things are getting hot and heavy in Copenhagen ahead of the city’s massive climate change conference.

The city’s mayor warned hotels against patronizing Danish prostitutes during the upcoming U.N. summit — but the Copenhagen hookers are reportedly striking back by offering free sex to anyone who ignores the warnings. Do they know Bill Clinton is coming?....and I think Tiger Woods is going to be around too.

Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to 160 Copenhagen hotels, urging guests and delegates to refrain from buying sex, Spiegel Online reported.

The city’s prostitutes have retaliated by offering free sex to anyone who brings one of the cards to an assignation.

The response is being organized by the Sex Workers Interest Group (SIO), which says the mayor’s move is “sheer discrimination.”

“Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as Lord Mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job,” SIO Spokeswoman Susanne Moller told the Danish Web site Avisen.dk. “I don’t understand how she can be allowed to contact people in this way.”

Hey, if Ritt Bjerregaard really wants to prevent people from getting royally fu- screwed she should cancel this sham of a Climate Conference.