Showing posts with label irish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irish. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Why Notre Dame Football Sucks!

Nobody's a bigger Irish hater than me...Thanks lispy Lou Holtz. But I think I just realised why Notre Dame football sucks so bad.




Now something to wash your eyes out with after that last picture....

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

We gotta have a St. Pats joke


Three Irishmen are sitting around in a tavern, debating which is the best pub.

The first says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, then you buy another drink and then MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The second then starts, "That sounds like a nice pub but, where I come from, there's a better one called Quinn's. At Quinn's, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

Then the third pipes up, "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" exclaim the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to ye?"

"No," replies their friend, "But it happened to me sister!"

St. Patricks Day...Bananas in Guinness Cream


4 medium bananas, peeled
2 to 3 cups Irish stout
1/2 to 3/4 cups brown sugar
1- 1/2 cups cream

Serving suggestion: ice cream and chocolate sauce

Place whole bananas in a hot skillet. Pour stout over the bananas and boil for 2 to 3 minutes, flipping the bananas over often. Cover bananas with brown sugar and let the sugar melt. Pour cream over bananas and let simmer for 2 to 3 minutes. Serve with ice cream and chocolate sauce, if desired.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Ryanair Nude Calender

Okay, so the idea isn't uber-original. Back in 2006 there were some United flight attendants who posed for a sexy calendar in order to compensate their loss of pension. And a couple of years earlier even Delta stewardess Ellen Simonetti AKA QueenOfSky was fired for a *cough* racy shoot inside a Delta plane.
A Dutch newspaper says Ryanair cabin staff have posed in the nude for a 2008 calendar. It is only available for sale at the moment on flights. O'Leary never misses a chance to make another buck......although he claims proceeds will be for some kids fund