Showing posts with label AUSTRALIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AUSTRALIA. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Jana Rawlinson loses her boobs for her country

Athlete Jana Rawlinson has decided to remove her fake cans removed because she wants to run fast for you people of Australia! She thinks the removal of her fake boobs might lead to greater success during the 2012 London Olympics.

“Yep, I’m back to being flat as a pancake,” Rawlinson has told Woman’s Day magazine. No kidding...those are some fried eggs.

“I absolutely loved having bigger boobs but I’ve grown up enough to know myself and to be honest about who I am when I look in the mirror.
“There are a couple of girls – who I won’t name – in world athletics who are Olympic champions, but they look like men and I don’t want to be like that.”

Jana goes on to reveal that tits, like marriage, are the kind of things one can safely ditch for a time before reclaiming when things calm down a little.
Rawlinson has not ruled out going back under the knife and having the fake breasts re-implanted. “I can always get my breasts enhanced again when I finish my career. I know there are no medals for being beautiful.”

Sorry Jana,a pair of fake tits didn’t make you look beautiful anyway....you're way out of the medal round. Some money spent on that homely face of yours might have been a better investment.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Anna Rawson...the new GO DADDY Girl

I'm not sure if you guys knew this, but somehow, someway, having a really hot babe as your spokesperson does wonders for your company. GoDaddy.com understands this, and plans on adding Aussie golfer Anna Rawson as it's new spokesperson.

Anna Rawson, as you might remember, has been in the headlines two times in the past four months, once for successfully meandering her way through LPGA Q-School alongside Michelle Wie to get full status on tour, and again for comments she made about the past image of the LPGA.To recap what she said during a radio interview in Australia:

"The tour has got so much better with so many young stars and great players," Rawson told the radio station in an interview arranged by her father Jim. "But the mentality unfortunately amongst the media and the industry hasn't changed. They still think we're at 25 years ago when the tour was full of, you know, a lot of dykes and unattractive females nobody wanted to watch."

Paula Creamer and Natalie Gulbis are golf babes, yes. Crowd favorites with the boys (and some heterosexually challenged girls as well I’m sure) and for good reason. Man if you only knew what I typed here and then deleted. This girl is in love with me....she just doesn't know it yet










Thursday, February 19, 2009

Australia Tourism - Where the bloody hell are you?



This one is from the Government Tourist office

The one below.......a little more reality based from the locals.



And we don't want to leave the Kiwi's out......

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Crikey....up periscope on those bikinis!

Feminists are calling for action to be taken after an Australian Navy submarine commander suggested that women sailors in bikinis would help boost recruitment.

An Australian submarine skipper has come up with a foolproof way to get young men to enlist in the Navy - changing the uniform for female sailors to bikinis.
Commander Tom Phillips also joked in an interview that the submariner equivalent of the notorious "mile-high club" for people having sex in aircraft was the "going-down club."

Asked by Ralph magazine "if female sailors all had to be hot and had to wear bikinis, would that help recruitment?" Phillips responded: "It would certainly get . . . young men in."
Minister for Defense Personnel Warren Snowden said the comments were "utterly unacceptable," predicting Phillips would have "one of the shortest careers in naval history."
But Rear Adm. David Thomas said Phillips had been asked a "flippant question," adding that his response was not intended to be serious."
Australia's navy is suffering a recruitment crisis.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Aussie straps in Beer...but not his kid!


A driver in Australia has been fined for strapping down his beer rather than his young child.Police said they were "shocked and appalled" when they pulled over the car south of Alice Springs in Australia's Northern Territory.They said the 30-can pack of beer was strapped down between two adults in the back, with the five-year-old child unrestrained on the floor.
I hope that kid was not sitting on top of those beers. I mean, they would've got warm. STORY

got it from mehul

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Anzac Day

ANZAC DAY
The way Jimmy Downing, who was a solicitor from Victoria, describes it, he was in the brigade that attacked around Villers-Bretonneux from the north. There was another brigade, an Australian brigade, to the south. The idea was to sort of envelope Villers-Bretonneux and cut off the Germans there.

Anyway, the way that Jimmy tells it, once they got going and they actually ran into the Germans, for some reason the Australians just went mad. And they literally yelled and charged. They yelled so loud on Jimmy Downing’s side that the Australians on the other side of Villers-Bretonneux - and it is a fair way away - they could actually hear the yells and they just literally bayoneted every German they could see ...
These men in Jimmy Downing’s brigade had been at Fromelles and in part it was probably revenge for that. But it was a very bloody encounter and the Australians in fact saved Villers-Bretonneux that night.


Tony Jones speaks with Les Carlyon

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Belgium needs a dose of Austrailian Politics

In the Australian House of Representatives last month, opposition member Julia Gillard interrupted a speech by the minister of health thusly:
"I move that that sniveling grub over there be not further heard.''
For that, the good woman was ordered removed from the House, if only for a day.

She might have escaped that little time-out if she had responded to the speaker's demand for an apology with something other than "If I have offended grubs, I withdraw unconditionally.''

Monday, July 23, 2007

Who in the world is entrepreneurial?

The top four - New Zealand, the U.S., Canada, and Australia - place relatively few hurdles in the path of business owners. In each nation it takes between two and five days to start a business and requires five or fewer steps to do so. Those nations impose relatively low marginal tax rates too.
Not that it's a big surprise.....but Belgium is not your smartest choice if you want to start a business, and comes in a lowly 23rd.