Showing posts with label new york post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new york post. Show all posts

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Tiger Woods has been on the cover of the New York Post for 18 straight days


People actually keep track of this stuff, that's whats amazing...there is probably an over/under for breaking the record....but "Tiger pulls out" was a classic!

Tiger has been on the front cover of the New York Post for 18 straight days. An athlete cheating on his wife..... an occurrence as common as the sun rising in the morning has grasped front page news in New York for almost three consecutive weeks. In the days following 9/11, the Post had 19 straight days with the front cover referencing the terrorist attacks. That’s the record for most consecutive front pages for one topic.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The hot unemployed chicks, are taking to the pole

Read this article that ran in yesterday's Post about the "scores" of laid off female professionals in cities who've taken up work as working girls.

Such as Randi Newton, a former financial analyst at Morgan Stanley who got canned and decided to climb up on the pole to make a few shekels ("A few nights after I got laid off, I went with friends to a strip club to get drunk and forget my unemployment troubles," Newton said. "The manager offered me a job as a dancer. I thought it was different. And fun.")

Ahhhh....... the law of unintended consequences strikes again. Being a Chippendale has always been my backup plan.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Al Sharpton Spanks the NY Post Monkey

Al the Fraudster is at again with his amazing racism (bullshit) detector, and is after the
New York Post for featuring an astute and hilarious, satirical cartoon, that could only be misinterpreted by someone with the Fraudster's agenda. Evidently nobody told Al that his race card expired January 20th......white guilt is over, brother...one of yours is in the big house!

The New York Post cartoon features 2 cops, a dead chimp and the allegedly controversial dialogue, "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."Sharpton believes the cartoon is blatantly racist for comparing Barack Obama to a chimp.

The cartoon by Sean Delonas is a reference to the police shooting Monday of Travis, a celebrity chimpanzee who had gone berserk and seriously injured a woman.