Was Al Gore ever circumsized?

Because there is seemingly no end to this prick.....

Al Gore Finally gets something right!

Global warming may be affecting our students ability to learn.

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Holy Shit..even the Pope says Global Warming is a Crock!

Pope Benedict XVI has launched a surprise attack on climate change prophets of doom, warning them that any solutions to global warming must be based on firm evidence and not on dubious ideology.

The leader of more than a billion Roman Catholics suggested that fears over man-made emissions melting the ice caps and causing a wave of unprecedented disasters were nothing more than scare-mongering.

Normally, corks would be popping off champagne bottles wherever "Christian" and "science" are are seen as mutually exclusive terms.

The reaction from Pope Goracles Worldwide Church of Man-made Climate Disasters, is expected to answer the Pope's call for more science with calls for more dogma--their own.

(For you kids out there too young to remember, Pope Goracle is a vaguely gay, morbidly obese, former Clinton administration official who raised campaign cash from Buddhist monks, still thinks he won the 2000 presidential election, and claimed he invented the Internet.)

Who to believe....Pope Al or Pope Benedict?

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Belgium's survival in question as 'next PM' quits the battle

Belgium woke up with a splitting political headache Sunday after the PM designate abandoned his attempt to form a coalition from feuding Flemish and francophone parties after almost six months of fruitless talks.

Leterme himself may be preparing to modify one of Nobel peace prize-winner Al Gore's favourite introductory phrases for use on the lecture circuit: "I used to be the future Prime Minister of Belgium."

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