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PART TWO

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What is the Internet?...The Today Show video

You can't watch this enough....

Big hat tip to Gary for sending me this.

She'll have to fly on her own broom now..

Is Obama a Keynesian?

Maxine Waters exposes democrats real agenda in 30 seconds

Maxine Waters, "this liberal would be all about socializing the oil companies." My how far we have come, Democrats say this kind of thing out in the open now.....These moonbats just can't help themselves.

Amazing pictures of the flooding in Fargo

This one is close to home as my son is among the students at North Dakota State filling sandbags in the indoor football stadium. The Globe has some amazing pictures of the area, as it looks like a war zone with the Blackhawk helicopters everywhere.

Funny how things work in the midwest...you don't see a bunch of people sitting around waiting for the government to take care of them ala New Orleans. And where the hell are all the Hollywood types offering their sage advice...and help. I keep waiting for Sean Penn to show up in his putt putt boat, but I'm sure it's way too cold for these guys.

Mention global warming around this group and they might just hand you a tin hat just before they chain you to an ice dam.

The United States has awoken from it's hangover

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How Beer managed to define us....a history lesson

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadichunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals, and 2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is knownas the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

Quote of the day

One of the striking things about watching "All in the Family" more than 35 years later is that Archie Bunker turns out to be the most sympathetic character.

When he argues with his liberal son-in-law, he's right about half the time and wrong about half the time, but you forgive the latter because he was a product of his times. On the other hand, the earnest self-righteousness of the son-in-law is grating, even when he is right on the merits.

The guy does love his country though

I don’t know if I'm ready to trust a guy that can shoot rainbows out of his ass. We'll see what happens as the grand social experiment kicks in. Actually I completely support the new guy.....where do I go to get my bailout money again?