Don't say you havn't been warned

ABC’s is going to remake the popular ’80s sci-fi series V. For the uninitiated, the story examines what would happen if alien ships suddenly appeared above major cities and tried to make contact with humans in an apparent mission of peace. I was glued to that the first time around....but here's a mashup trailer of the new series, only this time it's not science fiction....it's the Messiah.

I still haven't recovered from that blowup of Granny Botox at the end.

The Marcus Schrenker fairytail airplane ride

So remember our favorite flyboy wannabe Bernie Madoff...... Marcus Schrenker? You know..... financial fraud, jumped out of his plane with a parachute, tried to commit suicide in a tent with a map of campgrounds and notes on what his distress call should say? Turns out, he isn't detail oriented enough to pull off something like that.

He was on Good Morning America telling his tale of woe, and it's actually a hilarious read, but you'd have to be an Obama voter to actually believe any of this bullshit.

I can't believe Michelle Schrenker hasn't struck a deal for some naked pictures with Playboy or some other rag, before her 15 minutes are up. I don't think their is going to much to buy groceries with after Marcus goes off to meet Bubba in the prison showers.

Obama insults retarded bowlers everywhere

When George W. Bush was president, there were journalists who devoted themselves to cataloguing his verbal pratfalls. Slate, the online magazine, even had a whole feature called "Bushism of the Day," which led to a series of books. I guess with The Messiah, the gaffes are so numerous that no one can chronicle them all. But this one, reported by ABC's Jake Tapper is especially embarrassing. Teleprompter Jesus really is a retard, without his teleprompter.

President Obama, in his taping with Jay Leno Thursday afternoon, attempted to yuk it up with the funnyman, and ended up insulting the disabled.
Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance, the president talked about how he's gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.
He bowled a 129, the president said.
"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.
It's "like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.
Obama quickly called Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver to grovel.

Appearing on "Good Morning America," Shriver "pointed out that in Detroit there's a Special Olympian who has bowled three perfect games." Now that's just mean.