Somebody took product placement 101

The must have Christmas Gift this year!

It's a good thing they put Elin Nordgren for January...because I don't think she'll be around by February. Calendar available here, and you can view the rest of the monthly bimbos.

Tiger's Wood....porn flick to be released in January

With the announcement of Tiger Woods' reprieve from professional golf, in the wake of revelations that he had numerous mistresses, the pornography industry could not resist the temptation for a parody.

A porn flick of Tiger Wood’s X-rated escapades will be released in January, heaping yet more embarrassment on the golf superstar.
An adult film company made the tongue-in-cheek film – called Tiger’s Wood – with roles for jilted wife Elin Nordegren, celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs.

Tiger Woods mistress #4 pictures...Jaime Jungers

Another day, another Tiger Woods mistress.

This one is Jaime Jungers..... and like Rachel Uchitel and several other Woods’ extramarital squeezes, is from Las Vegas. Where Tiger’s concerned, what happens in Vegas, hasn't been staying in Vegas.

Mistress #5 ....... Mindy Lawton was in the London Sun this morning, and Tiger must have been slummin to be bumpin uglies with this chick, because this is pure trailer trash. I won't even bother with the pictures. Mindy, a curvy 36C, was single and working as a £25,000 a year manager at the Perkins restaurant near Woods' mansion in Isleworth, near Orlando, Florida when she first met him.

Some good copy though..."Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough.
"He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on." She said: "I realise now all he wanted me for was sex. The only time he would call was when he wanted it.
"Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."

The all new Tiger outruns Elin video game

In the latest Tiger Woods golfing video game, it's not Tiger who's swinging the golf clubs,it's his wife.

Taking inspiration from Tiger Woods's scandal -- the busted car, the sex text messages, the alleged affairs and irate wife. Tiger Parking Slam"

Tiger Parking Slam,from AddictingGames, lets users play Tiger, driving an Escalade, who has to figure out how to park his car in a neighbor's driveway without crashing.

Along the way, the "Tiger" in the driver's seat has to dodge police, paparazzi, fire hydrants, and pools. And Woods's wife (or a "familiar looking blonde)swinging golf clubs at the SUV.

If you succeed in parking within the allotted time, despite the threats, you win the "Parking Cup."

PLAY IT YOURSELF

Tiger's going to give us a fun ride

If you’re anything like me, you were probably wondering when a Chinese CG mock-up of the Tiger Woods car crash would surface. Well, your wait is over......The Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car crash is here for your viewing pleasure.


For those who don't know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (for the moment...), is one, of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…

Elin and her twin sister Josephin met Tiger at the 2001 British Open while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.

Here's what Jesper has to say about all that..."I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."


I wonder if Gary McCord or David Feherty will be able to hold it back this year on golf broadcasts.

Advice to married celebs - when you're about to stick it in the waitress, ask, "Will my kids read about this on the Internet some day?"

Some of the better ones I've heard so far.....
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

"Put a Tiger in Your Skank."

Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger

and the TIGER WOODS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD

Meanwhile......bikini-clad MJ Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is camped outside Tiger Woods’ Isleworth community in Orlando.
Her sign says: “Tiger - They offered me $500,000 - I’m keeping my mouth shut!” I'm sure his neighbors are thrilled.

Golf just got a lot more interesting......

Gee....anybody searching for naked pictures of Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren, or his two 'latest' tournament skanks, Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel?

This is a small blog, but in the last few days it has gone from 4-5000 hits a day to 25,000 plus. Are you guys that hungry for a few pics.

The best I can do on the naked ones are of a look alike of Tiger's wife. I posted some of attention whore number 1, Rachel Uchitel a few days ago. Jaime Grubbs pictures are posted below.

Young, Rich, and Famous doesn’t mix for any married dude….. Jeter is the only athlete who seems to understand this shit! Eventually you cave after these bitches are throwing themselves all over you. He was probably chillin for about 2 years, then just said to hell with it.

Meanwhile a new party slut seems to be popping up every day now.

OK. We finally appear to have gotten to a chick in the 9-10 range. I’ll have to inspect further, but I think the story is a lot more believable now just based on the quality of the third woman. There are allegations that he banged another chick in Vegas - Kalika Moquin, (above), who is something of an “it” girl in Sin City.

Here’s an email Tiger allegedly sent to Uchitel, obtained by Us Weekly:
“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” he allegedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f - - -ed by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien.”
Hear Tiger Panic to Mistress: “My Wife Be Calling You” [Us Weekly]Tiger had paws all over me [NY Post]

Rachel Uchitel Pictures.....Tigers little floozy

Before his car accident, Tiger Woods argued with his wife about reports by the National Enquirer that he had an affair with notorious floozy, Rachel Uchitel. Evidently Tiger took a Mulligan on his wedding vows to Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren.
If your husband is in a car accident wouldn’t your first reaction be to open a door?.... Not smash the back window open for no reason unless the car was on fire or something.
Elin is a crazy crazy bitch.
She must be awesome in the sack.

The National Enquirer reports that Racheal Uchitel, a 34-year old "New York party girl", has been the subject of Tiger's dalliances......and by the looks of these pictures i'd say party girl is the right adjective.

But if you're worth say, $500 million or so, you should be allowed to have a few 'wives'.