Charlie Sheen Night at the Bakersfield Condors game

Minor League Baseball is filled with shame at this hour, after it was learned that Minor League Hockey was the first to jump on the Charlie Sheen promotional bandwagon. The Bakersfield Condors, an ECHL team, will hold Charlie Sheen Night on Saturday, March 12, which will include a multitude of Sheen-inspired goodies.

Not only will free admission be given to anyone who brings a clean drug test, but there will be Tiger Blood Icees and Charlie Sheen masks-on-a-stick for the kids.

Other promos for the evening...

Wear a fedora, or dress like any Charlie Sheen movie character and receive admission for two and a half bucks ($2.50).

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Charlie’s dubbed “Goddesses” (Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin) have been named as honorary captains for the game.

A rock band from Mars will play in front of the arena on the plaza before the game.

Before this game, the Condors aren’t going to practice, attempting to channel Sheen’s no-rehearsal-required spirit. After all, to quote the great Allen Iverson, “We’re talkin’ about practice?!”

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If it's too much porn for Antwerp, it must be good!

The Antwerp provincial authorities have shelved plans for an exhibition of a collection of photographs of women put together by the Flemish author Louis Paul Boon.
The exhibition was to take place in the Antwerp Photo Museum, but has been abandoned because some of the photos are pornographic. Some have been labelled child pornography. Louis Paul Boon's Feminatheek was a joke that got out of hand.

One official told the VRT the photo's he saw had nothing to do with art. “It's a collection of old-fashioned photos. Some of the images flirt with pornography”.
Some of the images smack of child pornography and the provincial authorities did not want these in their museum.

No Sex Please...We're Swedish

The Swedes are famed for their sexual tolerance and laissez faire. But that tolerance hasn't been extended to a seemingly innocent competition to find the world's most beautiful bottoms.

A competition launched by German underwear maker Sloggi to uncover the world's most beautiful ass, has been slapped down in Sweden after media protests against the "pornographic" event. "Alas, our goal of finding the most beautiful backsides has been misunderstood by certain sections of the media" in Sweden, the German firm said in a statement Tuesday.

'Taste is a bit like buttocks - divided'.