Cameras Catch USC Students Having Sex on the Roof

I’d make a joke about higher education but anyone reading this is probably already thinking it anyway. Just when we start to forget our stereotype of college kids who will have sex anywhere, they go and have sex on the roof of a public building at USC and get caught on camera.

Supposedly these two were getting it on while there were hundreds of people in the quad below during a "philanthropy event."  The guy in the photos is a member of the Kappa Sigma fraternity, who has been suspended from the frat because of the pictures.

This story would be alot more interesting if the school was UCLA, the girl was blonde and the guy was Asian. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you should check out this thing called the internet.

Alexandra Wallace....Racist UCLA Student's Rant Against Asians

Alexandra Wallace is an UCLA student and a bikini model. And I bet she drinks, too. What makes Alexandra extra-super special is that she also released a YouTube video a few weeks back criticizing Asians for something that's hard to even comprehend via her val-speak in the video, and now she's getting death threats from Asian gangs.

This is what happens when blondes are given technology, and opposable thumbs. The only connection this attention whore should have with politics, is adequately servicing our wayward politicians in the confines of a sleazy motel room.

Me thinks her grades are about the same as her cup size....and WTF? She looks like a cow in the video. How did she get so hot?
CONTENT WARNING: Your IQ may be lowered simply by watching this.


Youtube is fantastic...I love it when people who don't have that 'this might not be a good idea filter' in their brain post this stuff, and then try to recover. Once it's up....nothin you can do about it.

 Earlier this week Gilbert Gottfried was fired from Aflac, as the voice of the Duck after Twitter "tweets" like this... funny as hell, but turned out to be very expensive jokes for Gil.


"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

"I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said 'is there a school in this area.' She said 'not now, but just wait.'"

Layla Kiffen to pose for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?

For a short time, it was believed that Tennessee First Lady Layla Kiffin would be posing for the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Evidently reported by the Sports Animal radio station in Knoxville, after these pictures surfaced of her tailgating befor the UCLA game. ahhhhh not true.

In the minutes after he was hired at Tennessee, Lane Kiffin's wife, Layla, shot to the forefront of Google search results.....not to mention the thousands of people who joined the Facebook group, Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife. There is finally a Tennessee fan that can not wear a bra and pull it off.