2011 Minnesota High School Hockey Tournament - All Hockey Hair Team

In addition to the fine skating at the Minnesota Skate Hockey tournament, there was some awesome hair. One close observer has come up with what he calls the hockey All HAIR team. From the Bieber Fever to the straight Old School mullet to the Skating Tomato, a White Bear hockey dad came up with ten players and several honorable mentions who wore memorable hair styles on the ice.

The runaway victor of this year's festivities was "Peroxide Jesus," a debonair young man whose coif of blond salad brings to mind the legendary golden fleece

Stylist Shoots Woman in the Ass for Complaining About Haircut

A 38-year-old hairstylist, Monique Reed, has been arrested for allegedly shooting a customer in the ass for complaining about her haircut.

Reed was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment for shooting 28-year-old Lauren Newton in the "small of her back, near her buttocks."
Police say Reed went to a bedroom, got a gun, and fired a shot into the ceiling. Officers say Reed then shot Newton, who was trying to flee with her sister. Police say Newton is being treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

Now, let's face it, there's good and bad here. Despite the possibility of experiencing the absolute joy of shooting complainers in the ass, as a business philosophy it would tend to affect the number of repeat customers.