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Saturday, March 05, 2011
Charlie Sheen Night at the Bakersfield Condors game
Minor League Baseball is filled with shame at this hour, after it was learned that Minor League Hockey was the first to jump on the Charlie Sheen promotional bandwagon. The Bakersfield Condors, an ECHL team, will hold Charlie Sheen Night on Saturday, March 12, which will include a multitude of Sheen-inspired goodies.
Not only will free admission be given to anyone who brings a clean drug test, but there will be Tiger Blood Icees and Charlie Sheen masks-on-a-stick for the kids.
Other promos for the evening...
Wear a fedora, or dress like any Charlie Sheen movie character and receive admission for two and a half bucks ($2.50).
Twitter signup world record attempt.
Charlie’s dubbed “Goddesses” (Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin) have been named as honorary captains for the game.
A rock band from Mars will play in front of the arena on the plaza before the game.
Before this game, the Condors aren’t going to practice, attempting to channel Sheen’s no-rehearsal-required spirit. After all, to quote the great Allen Iverson, “We’re talkin’ about practice?!”