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Obama for coach at the University of Minnesota

Like the little liberal sheep that they are..... students gathered at a rally at the University of Minnesota today to get a glimpse of the great one.... and their dose of Captain Bullshit koolaid, under the pretense of supporting Mark Dayton for Governor.

As usual you have to read the comments from this story in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press to get the real atmosphere....you know the media isn't going to give to you.

The students did come up with what I thought was a great campaign of trying to get Obama elected as football coach of the not so golden..... Gophers.  Get your shirt here. 

If you're not aware...the University fired coach Tim Brewster last week for his 1 and 7 start, but mostly for his propensity to spew a new round of bullshit and rainbows every week, with the same failed results every Saturday. The athletic director made the plea in looking for a new coach.....if they could find someone to take us to a Rose Bowl, they'd probably erect a statue of him outside the stadium. He followed that with the comment, "any degree of success would be good, it's not exactly like you're following Vince Lombardi here."

What could possibly be a better job for our teleprompter- in-chief. Just win two games in a year and he's considered a success. If he can't do that....he can do what he always does.....Blame it on Brewster.

NASCAR is for the poor and stupid!

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Meanwhile....in a van.....down by the river....

Now that they've all been basically booted out of politics.....look for the Kennedy's (the poster children for rehab) on the motivational tour circuit, in a van, down by the river,......sponsored by Jameson.

Two Democrats stuck on an escalator

Got it from Phil

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The definition of a Liberal

In San Francisco

You don't have to make actual improvements.... you just have to FEEL you are going to make improvements.

Susan Sarandon... back in Couger mode

The biggest moonbat split since Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger. I assumed self absorbed America bashers Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins were calling it quits because he'd left her for a younger woman..... She's 63 and he's 51....But it's actually one of Hollywoods "original Cougers" who's leaving him, for a much younger man. Meet ping pong entrepenuer Jonathon Bricklin.

I knew it had to be "Bush Derangement Syndrome" that held these two libtards together for so long.

I'm only interested because they got together back in 1988 in one of my favorite movies...Bull Durham, where she said...." Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250 unless he had a lot of R.B.I.'s or was a great glove man up the middle. A woman's got to have standards."

It's also where I learned what life is all about from Crash Davis.
" Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

The heaviest element known to man

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

The new POP UP PELOSI Jack-in-the-box

With all the problems we have....we have to watch Pelosi giving us a pep rally during the Messiahs speech?
Watching her max out her vertical leap too soon.... because she forgot that THIS issue is the one she really, really is jazzed about is just too painful to watch.

By the time Barry got to solar power, Granny Botox couldn’t jump any higher despite her best efforts to show that THIS issue is the really important one.

Maybe she thought it was the old days of socialism....when the first person who stopped clapping for Stalin got an all expense paid trip to the gulag.

A Good Breakfast needs lots of Fruits and Nuts

Canadians take a brief pause from hating America

The moonbats are not limited to the United States....Canada has their fair share too.

After the great one opened his road show by welcoming the Canadians to Iowa...instead of Ottawa....(Must be one of those 57 states) it made no difference to the audience of koolaid drinkers camped out in the tropical heat of Ottawa since four in the morning, so they could get a ten second wave at a passing car.

Have we all taken leave of our senses? The CBC interviewed some lunatic woman who gravely informed us that, with the election of Barack Obama, she now knew that “everything was going to be okay.” A sign in the crowd read “First God, then Obama,” which was positively restrained compared to some of the comments one overheard. And I don’t just mean from the reporters.

And to top it off there was barely any coverage in the American media acknowledging that Obama was even here. Read more at Dust my Broom

Fatass Micheal Moore wants your help

Michael Moore, my favorite piece of fatass human shit.... pleads for Wall Street insiders, Requests we all do the right thing and 'expose the biggest swindle in American history'. In other words, he's asking for free help, so the capitalist pig can make another movie about socialism.

The Messiah's "2009 Miracle Tour" hits the "Panhandle"

The Messiah's townhall meetings are usually a stocked fishpond of gift or miracle seeking rejects who make a studio audience of “Let’s Make a Deal” look like the Mensa club, but this is getting hard to take.

Here's a video of a woman named Henrietta Hughes who wants Obama to buy her a kitchen and a bathroom, what.....no 50 inch plasma?

Just to prove my point that the audience is stocked with IQ's under 50, I actually like this one better, meet Julio, the libtards version of Joe the Plumber. Two years of college, four years at McDonalds...the prototypical Obama voter. I meet Julio's every day, they're the ones that leave the fries out of my order at the drive in and are unable to make change after I hand them 3 cents to even out the change...after they've rung the till. You can just see the wheels spinnin in their head like it's going to blow up....manager please! Hold on till the end for the last comment.

I lived in Miami for 10 years and Ft. Myers was nowhere near the the panhandle...maybe this Obama guy is better than I thought.

Obama Bumps Head, "Ego May Have Been Bruised"(VIDEO)

Hopefully it knocked some sense into The Messiah, about this so called spending, I mean "stimulus bill." The libtards have been laughing at George Bush for 8 years with the pretzel, falling off his bike, trying to open a locked door, etc........ Simple mistakes that we all make.
Suddenly, when it's the Obmamessiah, it's no longer funny......why is that?

The head of state was a little bruised today after President Barack Obama misjudged either his height or that of the door to a waiting helicopter.
Mr Obama's mishap occurred on entry to the presidential helicopter. Having waved goodbye, he attempted to enter the helicopter but misjudged the height by some inches.