Cameras Catch USC Students Having Sex on the Roof

I’d make a joke about higher education but anyone reading this is probably already thinking it anyway. Just when we start to forget our stereotype of college kids who will have sex anywhere, they go and have sex on the roof of a public building at USC and get caught on camera.

Supposedly these two were getting it on while there were hundreds of people in the quad below during a "philanthropy event."  The guy in the photos is a member of the Kappa Sigma fraternity, who has been suspended from the frat because of the pictures.

This story would be alot more interesting if the school was UCLA, the girl was blonde and the guy was Asian. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you should check out this thing called the internet.

Charlie Sheen Night at the Bakersfield Condors game

Minor League Baseball is filled with shame at this hour, after it was learned that Minor League Hockey was the first to jump on the Charlie Sheen promotional bandwagon. The Bakersfield Condors, an ECHL team, will hold Charlie Sheen Night on Saturday, March 12, which will include a multitude of Sheen-inspired goodies.

Not only will free admission be given to anyone who brings a clean drug test, but there will be Tiger Blood Icees and Charlie Sheen masks-on-a-stick for the kids.

Other promos for the evening...

Wear a fedora, or dress like any Charlie Sheen movie character and receive admission for two and a half bucks ($2.50).

Twitter signup world record attempt.

Charlie’s dubbed “Goddesses” (Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin) have been named as honorary captains for the game.

A rock band from Mars will play in front of the arena on the plaza before the game.

Before this game, the Condors aren’t going to practice, attempting to channel Sheen’s no-rehearsal-required spirit. After all, to quote the great Allen Iverson, “We’re talkin’ about practice?!”

Jeese James has been gettin some stray while Sandra Bullock was away

The Best Actress Academy Award curse strikes again! Let’s see — there’s Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet, Halle Barry all of whose relationships hit the skids in the months following their Oscar win.

Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee claims she carried on an 11-month affair with the West Coast Choppers guru Jesse James, including five weeks of sex — which took place while Sandra was on the Atlanta set of Blind Side.

Honestly don't see what Jesse James sees in a skank like this......but just goes to show the old addage that behind every beautiful chick, there's some guy tired of puttin up with her shit.

Tiger's Movie....'Nothing about golf", is out

Restaurant promotes sex in its bathrooms

If you were looking for something unique to do on Valentines Day.....Mildred's Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.

The Valentine's weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.

"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," says chef/co-owner Donna Dooher, (the aptly named Donna do her) pointing to lingering weekday lunches as a popular time. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend." The restaurant's four bathrooms light up outside when occupied. Staff have learned to watch the light flicker twice when two customers enter the same bathroom, usually a few minutes apart.

STORY IN THE TORONTO STAR

The must have Christmas Gift this year!

It's a good thing they put Elin Nordgren for January...because I don't think she'll be around by February. Calendar available here, and you can view the rest of the monthly bimbos.

Merry Christmas with a green card!

Nothing says Merry Christmas like ordering some poontang off the internet.....just get out your credit card.
This site is gift wrapping your Russian mail order bride for Christmas......can you say Ho, Ho, Ho, for a green card?

If you can wait till after Christmas...... they have a Tiger Woods special. Buy one, get two free!

1200 Limos? 140 Private jets? Must be a CLIMATEGATE Conference goin down........eh?

AND FREE HOOKERS!!!!

On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen’s biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the “summit to save the world”, which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200. “We thought they were not going to have many cars, due to it being a climate convention,” she says. “But it seems that somebody last week looked at the weather report.”

Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. “We haven’t got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand,” she says. “We’re having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden.”

And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? “Five,” says Ms Jorgensen. “The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don’t have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it’s very Danish.”

The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone, so far over its capacity that the planes will have to fly off to regional airports – or to Sweden – to park, returning to Copenhagen to pick up their VIP passengers.

As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles. A Republican US senator, Jim Inhofe, is jetting in at the head of an anti-climate-change “Truth Squad.” The top hotels – all fully booked at £650 a night – are readying their Climate Convention menus of (no doubt sustainable) scallops, foie gras and sculpted caviar wedges. READ TELEGRAPH

Belgian man has his penis bit off!

A quarrel during sex with his Thai girlfriend yesterday left a Belgian tourist with his manhood barely intact.

Eddy DeVelde, 56, had been living with a Thai girl at their Soi Buakhao apartment in the coastal resort of Pattaya for about a month but she became angry after learning that he had another lover.

She bit down on his penis, almost severing it.

DeVelde called friends and he was taken to Pattaya Memorial Hospital where doctors managed to save not only his penis but also his pride.

“We still don’t know the identity of the suspect or whether he wants her to be prosecuted,” police Lt Col Norwich Chulavanich said.

The victim’s penis was “severely bitten” but not severed from his body, he said.

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Just another reason you gotta love Walmart

A 30-year-old Northern California woman had an original approach to keeping teenage boys away from her daughter. Have sex with them! Slight problem though, the boys were minors. The bumpin uglies took place in a Walmart parking lot, which is pretty much all the backround you need for this story.

Deborah Towe faces 11 felony counts, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose.

The boys were 15 and 16 years old.

Police in Anderson, about 150 miles north of Sacramento, began investigating in April after two girls from a local middle school reported that a friend's mother was having sex with boys.

In a 48-page report released this week, Towe told police she was protecting her daughter by diverting the boys' attention to herself.
She denied the charges during an appearance Wednesday in Shasta County Superior Court. Towe remains jailed, with her bond set at $250,000.

At first, Towe denied having sex with the boys, but later she tearfully confessed that she never meant to hurt anybody. Towe admitted that she enjoyed the attention she received from the boys. When an officer said, “You must have felt pretty attractive,” Towe replied, “I did, I felt young, I missed all those years.” Towe said she set her sights on the boys to protect her daughter from their affections. Maybe I’m what you’d call old-fashioned, but one way would have been to talk with your daughter about boys instead of banging them you stupid skanky-ass MILF wannabe.

Deborah Towe is charged with 11 felonies, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose. Her bail was set at $250,000.

Porn Star Stormy Daniels kicks of political campaign with "Don't google me till you get home"

Stormy Daniels strode onstage at a downtown Baton Rouge restaurant in a tight black blouse with a plunging neckline and a knee-length skirt in the popular purple of Louisiana State University. She introduced herself with a warning.

"For those of you who don't know who I am," she told the lunch crowd at The Roux House, "I'd suggest that you don't Google that until you get home from work."

Senator David Vitter whose name was in the little black book of the DC Madam, may have a challenger in porn star Stormy Daniels. According to hookers in the employ of the now-suicided DC Madam, Vitter enjoys adult baby roleplaying including wearing diapers.

American Politics...... Whores, Bores and Dirty Drawers.

Here's a little clip of Stormy "takin the pipe". I should not have to mention this is totally NSFW.....but I will.

70% of the prostitutes working in Belgium are Bulgarians

A total of 70% of the prostitutes working in Belgium are Bulgarians, a "Risk Monitor" foundation report showed Tuesday.

The report is on the the main schemes of money laundering related to human trafficking and the problems that the institutions, involved in this phenomenon, are facing. According to it the profit of the Bulgarian organized crime that is dealing with human trafficking is more than EUR 1 B. Yearly, over 10 000 people become victims of trafficking.

Money laundering schemes come through luxury boutique shops, car sellers, and outlet stores. It has been noticed lately that members of organized crime groups dealing with human trafficking have started investing even in agriculture.

The report also says that there is already a large number of Bulgarian prostitutes in countries like the USA and South Africa. That is something new for those countries.

Despite the efforts of the Bulgarian government to fight human trafficking not much has been achievement, Deputy Chief of the US Mission, Alexander Karagiannis, said. In his words, Bulgarian mafia is still way ahead of the government, he added.

Two more Obama voters

Let's hope that natural selection finds some way of removing these two from the breeding population. I'm gathering this chick was slightly large....Evidently this guy never got the roll her in flour, and aim for the wet-spot memo.

How to ensure a Happy Valentines Day

If you came here looking for advice...try Google. The best thing I can tell you, is just remember what day it is....they have long memories when you forget this stuff. Watch the video if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Someecards....when you care enough.....to hit send. They're funny. but you might be better off going with the nookie flowers if you want a return present.
Since my wife works for a law firm...one of my favorite Valentines jokes. Truth is funnier than fiction.

A guy walks into a post office to see a middle-aged, balding man standing a the counter methodically placing "love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts on them. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays the envelopes.His curiosity gets the better of him, so he asks this man what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess Who?'""But why?" asks the now perplexed man."I'm a divorce lawyer." the man with the letters says with an evil grin.

And just because I know you don't get these commercials in the states... for Agent Provocatuer.....I'm going to give you another one even though it has nothing to do with Valentines Day. Because that's just the kind of guy I am. It does have something to do with Kylie Minougue though.

European officials warned of 'interns trading sex for secrets'

Somebody's been up late watching too many James Bond movies....or in the case of Eurocrats, more like Austin Powers.

European Commission officials are being told to beware of the charms of Mata Hari type interns, who are accused of trading sex for the innermost EU secrets....like how to draw a huge salary as a Eurocrat without actually doing anything.

Paranoid Brussels security officials fear that Eurocrats might be susceptible to the attractive guise of the "pretty trainee with the long legs and the blonde hair". I'm sure they spent about three million euro's studying that....not including hotel rooms.

Every year hundreds of "stagiares", or interns, work at the Commission's Berlaymont HQ in Brussels. Many of them are young, female and some, it has been claimed, are engaged in espionage. Rumour has it that Monica Lewinsky has just been hired as Barasso's personal aide!

"I think men working here in boring jobs would love to believe that sexy women spies were after their bodies and their secrets. I personally think it is unlikely," said Petra, a 24-year old stagiare from a Baltic country.

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They get better looking with each six pack

Brussels has the best looking hookers!

Who knew eh? Maybe the country can start promoting them a bit more....Belgium, land of chocolate, frites, beer, and the best looking hookers.

Since the introduction of a new law and a clamp down on prostitution in France, many French men have been travelling to Brussels to satisfy their urges.

Maybe it has something to do with French women.......? On the weekend the red light district is often swamped.
Some punters drive for hours to have a good time and Belgian working girls are said to be far more beautiful than those of Amsterdam. Paying for sex in Belgium is not a problem, but the nuisance the French punters cause isn't appreciated.

Police say they drink on the public highway, take drugs and row with other punters in the bars. I'm sure the Belgian johns do nothing like that.....

Often banned weapons and drugs are found in their vehicles. So far seventy French nationals have been detained during Operation Dolly - half the total number of detentions.

RYANAIR Calender Pictures

It went over so well so well the first time, you're back for more?

THE MONTHLY PICTURES

Thank you for your interest in the slightest chance you may see some skin.

Glad to see you guys are interested in anything that has a hint of free porn. According to web stats I average about 5-600 hits a day for readers of this blog. If you look at the last line of the previous post on the Wall Street Journal, I'm assuming you didn't bother to READ that, because it had no pictures....... Slate editor Jacob Weisberg says: It's all "pornography of one kind or another." Nothing could be more true!

Yesterday, with the post on Ryanair and the nude calender, my hits shot up to 2777, with it already at 500+ when I got up this morning. Checking my search engine stats, practically any variation of the word "nude" led new readers to the blog.

I want to thank you all for your perverted interests, come to Brussels and join the STUDS, try the Belgian beer, frites, and chocolate, you'll fit right in. We throw in the daily comedy adventures of one the most dysfunctional governments the world has ever seen....free of charge!

Trading Sex for Tuition

You don't need to go to the Red Light districts of Europe anymore for sex, just drop by the campus of one of the University's.

According to a study conducted by student’s union ‘Sud Etudiant’ and published in 2006 by French daily Le Figaro, a small army of around 40, 000 students, mostly women aged between 19 and 25, sell their bodies to pay for their studies. The phenomenon is not only French, but pan-European and rapidly gaining ground. Countries like Poland or the United Kingdom are not strangers to the problem, where you need to be a near-millionaire to study. READ MORE