Joe Biden says....We're going to get our asses handed to us!

Chucklehead Joe Biden drops the F-BOMB (video)

Just before a press conference to announce Captain Bullshit's signing of the health care reform bill on Tuesday morning....you had to know if was a major event.....it would call for a major screwup from Chucklehead Joe, the Captains high functioning retard Vice President.

Never missing an opportunity to go full retard when the stakes are high, Joey never lets us down...dropping an F-bomb on national TV. He leans over to congratulate the Captain on his healthcare abortion and says “This is a big f#@king deal,” in Obama’s ear as the pair do that phony liberal embrace.

Normally I'd be a little upset about all this...but this whole event had all the dignity of a Mafia sitdown to begin with. What's sad is Joe's IQ is actually much higher than the average liberal.

Because you won't see it on the mainstream media, like everytime Bush screwed up, here's some brilliant comedy for your day.

In fact, Biden's F-bomb gaffe now tops my list of the Top 10 Joe Biden Gaffes of All Time.

Very tough to reduce it to 10, because of the shear amount of material.... Top 10 Barack Obama Gaffes

White House allows Joe Biden to go full retard

It’s been awhile since they let the highly functioning retard Joe Biden out of the closet and allowed him to go off-book. He got a whole 13 minutes on stage at the annual Radio & Television Correspondent’s Dinner to hang himself by. And boy did he use every second of it. Cue the music!

It’s like watching Michael Scott on a very special edition of The Office. I wish they’d give chucklehead Joe 15 minutes of air-time every week to do this shtick... At the very least, it’s more entertaining than most of the nightly news.

Politicized

I wish I had the skills to make this stuff.

The new Obama stamp

The postal service has created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The problem was, the stamp was not sticking to the envelopes.

This enraged the Captain of Bullshit, who demanded a full congressional investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, although a large share of that was for Nancy Pelosi's botox treatments, and Joey Biden's daily commutes to the White House on his special short bus.... the Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect working order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

The Lil Liberals

Godfather Barack

Jimmy Fallon on Obama's speech to schoolchildren

Biden Rips Teleprompter Jesus over.........TelePrompter Use

Joe GAFFE O METER Biden

When Biden's teleprompter failed, he actually made funny about Obama, who can't even tell you his wife's name, without relying on teleprompters for his speeches.

"What am I going to tell the president? Tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?" Biden joked.

I will give stumblin bumblin Joe credit for one thing......he's able to mock the "the great one". The mainstream media and late night comedians have still found nothing funny about Obama. I wouldn't be surprised if old Joe has to step down for "health reasons" at some point in the near future.

What’s priceless about Joe is that when he says shit like this, he don’t even realize his gaffe until someone tells him.

Joe Biden visits Home Depot

Ashley the coke whore Biden...more hope and change!

In case you’re just coming out of your cave, it was revealed yesterday that Joe Biden’s daughter–Ashley *the snowblower* Biden, was filmed by an ex-boyfriend while snorting coke and talkin trash....

The video showed a woman ........ the Vice-President’s daughter taking a red straw from her mouth, bending over a desk, inserting the straw into her nostril and snorting lines of white powder.

It described a man cutting up five lines cocaine, as Ashley *My daddy coined the term drug czar* Biden jokes that the lines are not big enough.

Let me see if I got this straight..... Ashley gets a bunch of something for free, consumes it, and then complains that there isn’t enough? Yup, she’s a liberal alright.

Obama foreign policy is Bush 2.0

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Changefest '09 - Obama's Inaugural Speech

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

Glad to see Stewart is back to taking shots....The poor libtards just don’t know what to do about the fact that Obama’s foreign policy hopey change rhetoric is the same as Bush’s. But C'mon its time to let Biden out of the closet....we need more comedy.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Hope and Change has arrived.....where's my money?

Well it's been almost 24 hours since hope and change arrived and I'm still waiting for my Rainbow and Unicorn. Just checked my Swiss bank account online....no deposits from yesterday...what the hell is going on here, did I forget to fill out a form or something.

I thought the speech was carried out very well, but then "that's what he does well......orate". A little petty in his many shots at Bush though. There were some good parts, I especially liked the bit about not apologizing for our way of life, but some real Obamaism's too. "We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories." Good luck with that, Mr. President. If you’re going to use clichéd language you should at least make it somewhat believable.

But then the great orater actually screwed up the Swearing in Ceremony by flubbing his lines, because he hasn't worked with a human teleprompter before. You know this guy has been practicing this speech since he was 12 years old....and he blows it!

As I laugh uncontrollably a friend says "so what, everybody screws up, he's nervous".
That's funny becuase I don't remember you moonbats giving Bush, or especially Sarah Palin, the same leeway. As a matter of fact, the media made a sport out of actually cataloging them, and if they didn't have enough, they made some up. See Tina Fey, SNL...but "the one" always gets a mulligan for his screw ups........57 states????? The good thing is we now have the gaffe-a-minute Jo Jo Biden to keep Jon Stewart busy....if Obama ever lets him out of the closet again.

I see Ted Kennedy got carted out in an ambulance during the presidential luncheon (I’m starting to believe in this whole hope and change thing) with "fatigue". Is that the new pc term for a quart of Jameson before lunch.

With the expectations that the moonbats and the media have bestowed on the great one...... the greatest leader the world has ever seen will never be able live up to the hype. I almost feel sorry for him. He's already fighting with Pelosi and he's thrown a lot of far left supporters under the bus since the election and moved centre, so I'm lookin for better things.

A quote from the Wall Street Journal a few days ago "The people who voted for McCain are going to be more satisfied with Obama, than the people who voted for Obama."

A couple "must have" Inauguration Day souveneirs

Finally, a dildo that stands for change. Make this an erection, I mean election, to remember."

For those of you who really love our new president elect (and want to love him even more), the "Head O State" dildo stands 7.5 inches tall, 2 inches wide and is made in the good ol' USA.

The dildos are available via HeadOState.com. Check out the page for laughs, as it contains ringing "endorsements" from John McCain, Sarah Palin, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. Ann Coulter keeps one hidden away and uses it while cursing his name when she's been a baaaad baaad girl.

Then we have the Obama Soap, endorsed again and again by our new Gaff-a-minute vice president who Obama continually washes his mouth out with after another one of his asshat oratories. The man who makes Sarah Palin look like a Mensa member.