Former Miss Belgium Vernonique De Kock

As if the name Veronique De Kock isn’t awesome enough.....look at these pictures. There is alot more than waffles and beer here in Belgium.

Miss Maxim Belgium

Miss Maxim Belgium is Charlotte Hoof from St. Nicholas, now there is a Christmas present for you.

Nobody is complaining about what language she doesn't speak. For Maxim it's better if they don't talk at all. Go here or here for the rest of the photoshoot

Miss Belgium doesn't speak Flemish!!

There is so much dysfunction in this country, that if Belgium were a family, child services would take the kids away.

Last night Miss Belgium was crowned in the the Flemish mecca of Antwerp.....

and horror of horrors...she doesn't speak Flemish! On a side note, 20-year-old Alizee Poulicek is from the Czech Republic, so forgive her for not even knowing what Flemish is.

Of course the 4000 classless Flemings of Antwerp managed to boo her at the presentation also, because she couldn't answer a question in Dutch.

The incident did not hurt her image with television viewers who voted for her, but Flemish journalists assailed her with questions at a press conference, highlighting her deficiencies in Flemish. Hey there you brilliant media types... don't you think if you are going to try and degrade someone, it might help to do it in a language they could understand? VIDEO

What idiot goes to a beauty pageant to hear these girls talk anyway? If I was the judge we have the swimsuit competition, a vote, and shows over folks, we're done in twenty minutes.

STORY

On a side note, here is video of a fan who ran onstage to give Kelly Clarkson a kiss during her performance at the Miss Belgium Pageant. If the Flemish are hiring American Idol performers to perform at their pageants, I think that's about all you need to know about the amount of culture they possess.

RYANAIR Calender Pictures

It went over so well so well the first time, you're back for more?

THE MONTHLY PICTURES

Thank you for your interest in the slightest chance you may see some skin.

Glad to see you guys are interested in anything that has a hint of free porn. According to web stats I average about 5-600 hits a day for readers of this blog. If you look at the last line of the previous post on the Wall Street Journal, I'm assuming you didn't bother to READ that, because it had no pictures....... Slate editor Jacob Weisberg says: It's all "pornography of one kind or another." Nothing could be more true!

Yesterday, with the post on Ryanair and the nude calender, my hits shot up to 2777, with it already at 500+ when I got up this morning. Checking my search engine stats, practically any variation of the word "nude" led new readers to the blog.

I want to thank you all for your perverted interests, come to Brussels and join the STUDS, try the Belgian beer, frites, and chocolate, you'll fit right in. We throw in the daily comedy adventures of one the most dysfunctional governments the world has ever seen....free of charge!

The girls of Ryanair

The Ryanair Calendar is now on sale onboard all Ryanair flights starting Saturday November 17th, with all proceeds benefiting charity Angels Quest, which provides respite care for children with special needs.

I have some special needs of my own, my wife calls it charity work too.

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has revealed his latest wheeze to squeeze a bit more cash out of his customers, though this time the proceeds will go to charity, rather than straight to his bottom line.

My immediate reaction was to wonder whether O’Leary was trying to encourage his cabin crew to wear clothes less regularly, in order to save ‘wear and tear’ costs. But apparently the plan is to raise money for children’s charity Angels Quest. So although it may sound like the kind of exploitative misogynist stunt that would antagonise feminists everywhere..... never mind, I'm sure it will anyway.

Unfortunately I haven’t had the chance to peruse the calendar, so I'm unable to judge whether it provides good value for money. But judging by Ryanair’s typical mark-up on a Kit-Kat, I'm guessing that it might be cheaper to head down to your local library and pick up a Maxim instead…"We are seriously considering making that the new inflight uniform," leers the Ryanair boss, who's planning to sell 15,000 copies at €5 a pop for a children's charity. O'Leary hints the airline's forthcoming charitable work may also include "a sneak preview of the Aer Lingus 2009 calendar with some granny in a swimsuit".

Miss Belgium Nude

Fily Houtteman. I bet that doesn't ring a bell. You've probably never heard of her before, until yesterday. I guess she is a former Miss Belgium and she's losing some clothes for Cover Magazine More Pictures

The Girls of Ryanair Pictures

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