Handjob during Alabama - LSU Game

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Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger

Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.

Now this is soccer I can watch

A little Nelly Furtado for your viewing pleasure........

The solution to annoying wives and girlfriends or both

This Andes beer commercial from Argentina, shows guys at a bar using a high-tech contraption.....a sound-proof "Teletransporter" with all kinds of sound effects piped in to convince their annoying girlfriends when they call that they're not, in fact, at the bar.

Movie Recomendation

Sandra Bullock's feel-good smash continues to slash box office records. According to Variety, The Blind Side is the first film with a female lead to surpass the $200 million mark at the box office.

The Blind Side is a sports film written and directed by John Lee Hancock, and based on the 2006 book The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game by Michael Lewis. The storyline features Michael Oher, an offensive lineman who plays for the Baltimore Ravens of the NFL.

The film follows Oher from his impoverished upbringing, through his years at Wingate Christian School (a fictional representation of Briarcrest Christian School), his adoption by Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy, and on to his position as one of the most highly coveted prospects in college football.

The film stars Quinton Aaron as Michael Oher, Sandra Bullock as Leigh Anne Tuohy, Tim McGraw as Sean Tuohy, Oher's adoptive parents, and Kathy Bates as Miss Sue, Oher's tutor.

Beer Bong gone wrong

I’ve never seen anybody get dominated by a beer bong quite like this dude. I mean this kid was flat out mush salad. I love the advice that all the fratboys are shouting at the kid acting like they were doctors or something.

Roll him on his left! Let it all out! Kneel down Ryan! Like this dude was in any shape to follow directions. He was pure unadulterated silly putty. Just let him puke and rally.
You'd never see poor drinking skillz like this at a Packers game.

Belgium football teams need coaches....

Yes that's football...as in "real" football, American style.

American Football in Belgium is growing. There are two leagues, FFL for Flandres and LFFAB for Francophones, and more than 14 active teams (2 new teams will join us in 2010).

The Bornem Titans are one of these teams (www.bornem-titans.be). The team exists for 4 years now and is expanding every year. Therefore we are looking for coaches with experience. Do you have any experience on coaching a football team or are you capable of learning it? Do you know anybody who might be a candidate? Please send your coordinates to info@bornem-titans.be

Some inside information:Bornem is 20 minutes from Antwerp and Brussels and 30 minutes from Ghent. There are 2 trainings a week on tuesday and thursday who start at 07.30 PM. Trainings preseason start first week of september. Season itself is from february till June.Offense, defense and linemen coaching assistants are available.

Hans De Leenheer
+32 476 263864
Bornem Titans vzw

Anybody able to coach Football?

In Bulgaria almost any prominent job can get you killed. Writing books on the Bulgarian mafia (Georgi Stoev – shot dead on Monday in a busy part of Sofia, the capital). Running a company that repairs Bulgarian nuclear power plants (Borislav Georgiev – shot dead on Sunday in front of his home in Sofia). Running a football club (15 club presidents killed in the past 13 years, including three within two years from a single club).

What is the European Union supposed to do with Bulgaria?

Eduardo Da Silva broken leg

Arsenal's Eduardo da Silva was playing some futbol on Saturday when Martin Taylor decided to play Lawrence Taylor to da Silva's Theismann. Some people who follow the sport of soccer are not real happy about it either.

All the actual footage of the play seems to be getting removed as quickly as it's put up. If the video above is also taken down by the time you read this, just go here and search for it.
For those of you who want to relive the Theisman leg break......if it only could have been his jaw...to actually shut the guy up for once.

This guy may not be having kids in the future

Hug a Hooligan

The EU has taken a step towards creating a European sport police force. Portuguese Interior Minister Rui Pereira announced that the EU Council on 14 December would adopt a text on better police coordination on exchanging information on racist or violent supporters, with European travel bans for these individuals and the creation of joint police teams in charge of operating during international events. He said, "It's a first step towards a European sport police."
Yeah why not, go ahead, hug a hooligan today. Show them you care.
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Belgian Streaker at Football Game

A Hockey Coach, Bernard Devresse, who wanted to propose to his girlfriend in a different way, streaked across the pitch during the Belgium-Armenia football game last week. Needless to say, he is not a hockey coach any more, and he is now without a girlfriend.

Go here for more pictures and story, but consider yourself warned boys, it's not a pretty site. (we're talkin full frontal)

Peyton Manning for United Way

US sports on TV

European sports fans no longer consider American baseball, football, college basketball or even NASCAR exotic distractions between soccer games. "The world is flattening out, and we're seeing there's really a large number of people in Europe who have developed an affinity, enthusiasm and knowledge of U.S. sports," says Amory Schwartz, co-founder and ceo of NASN. "These aren't just people wearing Yankee caps because it's cool.

Time Magazine on US sports in Europe

Soccer.....America's favorite sport!

Beckham scores his first goal for LA.

Paid attendance for Wednesday’s game in which Beckham scored and tallied an assist? Under 10,000. Apparently, 8,000 free tickets were given away.

Posh and Becks whooo?

Is She a Whore?

Italy defender Marco Materazzi finally disclosed what he said to Zinedine Zidane in the World Cup final that provoked the French star to retaliate with a head-butt.

Finally, after a little more than one year, we finally have the words that led to the headbutt heard ’round the world: ‘I prefer the whore that is your sister.’ This solidifies it - Zidane is a weak, weak man.
Does Materazzi really think people are going to buy this book because of that one line? Does he really think he’s that compelling of a figure?
*If you’ve seen Road House, you know what I'm talking about.

YOU GO......GRANNY!

A grandmother aged 78 from Kapelle-op-den-Bos may be banned from entering a football stadium because she called a police officer she suspected of supporting KV Mechelen a "pompous bastard."
The woman, a fanatic supporter of arch-rival Racing Mechelen, was told at the police station that her file might be sent on "to Brussels," to the interior ministry's special unit on football hooligans.
The elderly woman is hoping for clemency after the questioning at the police station. You can see where this would be a challenge for the Belgian Police.

What a Hoot: Owl Interrupts Finland-Belgium Football Match

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Yesterday, the Group A Euro 2008 qualifying soccer match between Finland and Belgium at the Olympic Stadium in Helsinki was interrupted for more than six minutes by an owl that had flown into the stadium.
The Eurasian Eagle Owl (the largest owl species in the world) swooped around the stadium, alighting on several goal posts, to the delight of the assembled crowd. Finland won the match 2-0.
Good thing it didn't happen at an American football game, somebody would have shot it.

European football exhibition opens in Brussels

An exhibition retracing the evolution of European football and the European Union has just opened as part of the ongoing celebrations taking place in Brussels this year to mark the 50th anniversary of the Treaty of Rome. Organised in conjunction with UEFA, and supported by Lilian Thuram of FC Barcelona, Only a Game? will run until 26 August at the Musées Royaux d'Art et d'Histoire located at the Parc du Cinquantenaire.

The exhibition presents rare artefacts from the Köln Olympic Museum, the Preston Football Museum, the National Museum of French Sports and UEFA, including a George Best shirt from 1971, a Spitting Image puppet of Eric Cantona, the football used in the 1998 World Cup final, Franz Beckenbauer’s 1974 world championship shoes, a Peter Schmeichel Manchester United shirt, one of Zidane’s jerseys and a 1930’s flag from Dick, Kerr’s Ladies of Preston, the most famous early women’s football team. READ MORE