Eating popcorn.....like only A-Rod can....from Cameron Diaz

Twins exit in 3 game sweep again

With no Morneau...... and Mauer and Kubel going 3 for 20 with no rbi......that ain't going to cut it. They have to go after a stopper in the off season too.

Listening to Ron Darling on the broadcasts (seemingly doing a James Woods impression) actually has me longing for the insipid voices of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine

10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

Another one stolen from Wall Street Jackass ....check out the Hilary missed kiss